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Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Post in this thread if you're sad. You don't have to post what you're sad about but you can if you want. This is the sad posters thread.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:18

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# ? May 17, 2024 16:58

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

I don't know if I'm sad. I don't feel good, but I have an appointment with a shrink next week to figure it out. Maybe he'll tell me I'm sad.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:24

TheSpamalope: Dec 30, 2008; by sebmojo; Lipstick Apathy

I'm sad for secret reasons *turns awsy shyly*

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:28

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Everyone on this forum is going to be dead in 100 years and it makes me sad. :smith:

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:32

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:33

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I'm pretty sad, op.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:34

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Seriously though I've never been to therapy before what should I expect for the first one (it's 90 minutes). He basically already said on the phone he's gonna give me drugs for my woes but what happens at the appointment for 90 minutes?

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:36

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

500 good dogs posted:

Seriously though I've never been to therapy before what should I expect for the first one (it's 90 minutes). He basically already said on the phone he's gonna give me drugs for my woes but what happens at the appointment for 90 minutes?

As an undergrad early 20-something I just talked about whats bothering me. Dude just said I don't have a strong sense of self and prescribed zoloft. Maybe it was effective? I'm doing OK now, so it must've worked. :shrug:

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:41

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I'm guessing he's a psychiatrist if he's prescribing meds ??

Going to a psych is just like going to a doctor, he asks you a bunch of questions, and then gives you a diagnosis and a treatment plan. A therapist usually just talks to you about your problems.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:42

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I'm guessing he's a psychiatrist if he's prescribing meds ??

Going to a psych is just like going to a doctor, he asks you a bunch of questions, and then gives you a diagnosis and a treatment plan. A therapist usually just talks to you about your problems.

Yeah this guy is a psychiatrist but he does CBT according to google so I doubt he's just going to give me handfuls of pills for 90 minutes. pretty sure I need to be medicated and I'm allergic to hippies so I figured I'd try a "real doctor"

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:46

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

500 good dogs posted:

Yeah this guy is a psychiatrist but he does CBT according to google so I doubt he's just going to give me handfuls of pills for 90 minutes. pretty sure I need to be medicated and I'm allergic to hippies so I figured I'd try a "real doctor"

Psychiatrists are medical doctors so it's pretty much like going to see the doctor for a broken arm. I doubt the first visit will take the full 90 minutes. He'll just ask you some stuff possibly write a sript and then send you on your way. Don't expect to lay down on a couch and divulge your deepest fears.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:49

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Therapy and meds are good y'all. :cheers:

Usually around this time every year my depression is at its worst because I haven't seen the loving SUN in three weeks. I need to move to Ecuador or something.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:52

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

OP is exploiting posters for laughs and I think that's not right.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:53

TheSpamalope: Dec 30, 2008; by sebmojo; Lipstick Apathy

i like that posted:

OP is exploiting posters for laughs and I think that's not right.

Haha your sad now you posted here talk about owned

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:54

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

TheSpamalope posted:

Haha your sad now you posted here talk about owned

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:55

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Not even sad, I'm fuckin great.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:58

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:06

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Motherfucker posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4

Friggin lol.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:11

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I went to a therapist recommended by a friend who tried to frame my problems in the vein of some Wiccan quantum ghost thing that she gave me a book on. She ended up moving onto a reservation to avoid tax debt. I also got diagnosed with a major depressive disorder and stopped talking to the friend.
I guess I'm clinically sad, though.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:19

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvI_FNrczzQ

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:20

SpaceClown: Feb 13, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

im not sad

im just really okay.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:20

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Das Boo posted:

I went to a therapist recommended by a friend who tried to frame my problems in the vein of some Wiccan quantum ghost thing that she gave me a book on. She ended up moving onto a reservation to avoid tax debt. I also got diagnosed with a major depressive disorder and stopped talking to the friend.
I guess I'm clinically sad, though.

That's what I was afraid of lmao

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:22

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

listening to some classic kid cudi rn

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:23

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Dog the Builder posted:

Everyone on this forum is going to be dead in 100 years and it makes me sad.

It makes me happy to know I will die.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:42

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

i like that posted:

OP is exploiting posters for laughs and I think that's not right.

Ah, but I'm not, I am personally sad myself for various reasons.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:43

Beemo: Feb 20, 2011

I'm pretty sad, I found a lump on my one of my balls and I have to wait up to a fortnight to get it scanned.

Check your balls for lumps people!

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:50

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Beemo posted:

I'm pretty sad, I found a lump on my one of my balls and I have to wait up to a fortnight to get it scanned.

Check your balls for lumps people!

why so long?! are you canadian or poor or smth?

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:52

Beemo: Feb 20, 2011

500 good dogs posted:

why so long?! are you canadian or poor or smth?

The british NHS is notoriously poo poo.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:58

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Beemo posted:

I'm pretty sad, I found a lump on my one of my balls and I have to wait up to a fortnight to get it scanned.

Check your balls for lumps people!

That sucks. Hopefully it's just a cyst or some poo poo.

Godspeed good goon.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 06:58

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Beemo posted:

The british NHS is notoriously poo poo.

figured it was some bullshit communism at fault here. I hope your balls are okay friend

# ? Mar 3, 2017 07:00

BoldFrankensteinMir: Jul 28, 2006

I'm pretty depressed right now too OP. I hope we ~~both~~ all feel better soon.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 17:58

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

How indulgent of you OP. Wallow in it

# ? Mar 3, 2017 17:59

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Mar 3, 2017 18:04

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

I had intercourse this morn bitch

# ? Mar 3, 2017 18:24

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

my grandma might die and also one of the sales guys at work is being a bit of a prick

normally a sales people being a bit of a dick wouldn't bother me but I really don't want to deal with it right now and also he is factually wrong with half the poo poo hes complaining about and im going to have to spell out how numbers work like he's a retarded person but in a civil way

# ? Mar 3, 2017 18:24