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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > MLS March GDT: I hope you care about Atlanta!
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Vice Zoomler Aestro
Apr 4, 2003
pray the rosary dawgs
Welcome to the MLS.

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ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
 Adi gonna score so many goals

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

 Can Adi only score in braces? I mean JFC

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

camoseven posted:

That was a good game for like 80 minutes.
Yeah and that one Minnesota CB is pretty much to blame for three of the goals. He looked slowwwwwwwwwww

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Jack2142 posted:

Can Adi only score in braces? I mean JFC

I think he has a 5 game allotment where he is allowed to not score specifically two goals.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So does Minnesota have any actual expectations beyond "hope some young guys develop into something useful down the line"

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Benne posted:

So does Minnesota have any actual expectations beyond "hope some young guys develop into something useful down the line"
Their plan was to just have the base players by opening day, while leaving DP spots and another roster spot or two open to sign better players during the summer when Europe is out of season.

So yes, they fully expect to suck this year.

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
MLS will be defunct in under 10 years

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porkface
Dec 29, 2000

 So will America. What's your point?

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

African AIDS cum posted:

MLS will be defunct in under 10 years

Cheer up, your team played well tonight.

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Welcome to GBS
Feb 26, 2011

 I almost posted about how the Timbers were going to rock Minnesota's poo poo before the game last night, but I'm glad I didn't because I surely would have been punished and not seen the performance I saw last night.

Alright, time for some odd year magic. :getin:

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



 Go Fire! :toot:

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

 My Hoosiers just pulled off a win in Columbus in basketball. Let's see if the Fire can do the same.

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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
So is our away kick this year grey or my tv doing a bad job of showing white?

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

So is our away kick this year grey or my tv doing a bad job of showing white?

They are grey. I just wish they didn't look like training shirts.

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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Ok also Fire already losing 1-0.

Giovanni_Sinclair fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Mar 4, 2017

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

 hello, we are the chicago fire and we are bad

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Robot Danger
Mar 18, 2012
 Can't tell if Columbus is looking good or Chicago is still that bad.

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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Robot Danger posted:

Can't tell if Columbus is looking good or Chicago is still that bad.

A bit of both.

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
I noticed that the Chicago Fire are bad.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Davey Accam will score brace and win this

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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
We tied the game, 1-1 now.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
SHOOT THEE BaALL

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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Yay we got a point and not in last place.

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insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.
Crew dropping points in the last 20 minutes just like last year.

We were absolute garbage the 2nd half. I swear Berhalter gives everyone a Xanax at halftime.

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

 the la dallas match is poo poo

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Nick God drat Rimando.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Rimando just had a good save on a mediocre Giovinco penalty attempt

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
He came up a bit short

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Paddyb posted:

He came up a bit short

:discourse:

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

 MLS showing the fix is still in

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

 bad penalty

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

 Can't let the new talentless version of LA get embarrassed live on Unimas!

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
I've come here to say lol gently caress LA.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Fc Dallas won hooray

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
God this is some preseason poo poo, someone score a goal

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I'm at RFK. It's 38 and windy. No goals will be scored tonight.

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

 It's warm in Denver.

No goals will be scored here either. :smith:

EDIT: Happy to be wrong, but drat that was Rapids.jpg right there. :v:

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 5, 2017

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Moktaro posted:

It's warm in Denver.

No goals will be scored here either. :smith:

Well, at the very least no *pretty* goals will be scored

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

trem_two posted:

Well, at the very least no *pretty* goals will be scored

OTOH, Badji scoring is always a beautiful thing as far as I'm concerned.

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