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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:gary: David Villa got a touch :yarg:

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Orlando doesn't look too bad. NYC looks awful.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Also if they keep plugging MLS Live I'm gonna get real annoyed

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Their drainage stopped working and flooded the pitch oops

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Never offside lol

My hot take on this game is that Cyle Larin is a beast

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

When I was young I saw a video of a soccer player dying to a brick wall just like the one posted earlier. He hit it and was seemingly Ok but then started having seizures and died on the way to the hospital. That wall legit makes me nervous

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Atlanta United sporting the 1996 Metrostars kits.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

Atlanta United sporting the 1996 Metrostars kits.

seriously, lol

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Time to smite this fake + bad team

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
MolybdenumNickelCalcium sang her heart out.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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It's been 40 seconds and we're already playing dirty to welcome this fake team into the league

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Well the stadium doesn't know how to operate the clock. Sounds about right.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

trem_two posted:

Well the stadium doesn't know how to operate the clock. Sounds about right.

Maybe you should ask the best fans ever or whatever to operate it, I don't know, I refuse to watch that video.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Jersey without Dax looks all wrong. Disjointed. Like trying to walk when your leg fell asleep.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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It's more like they were in Vancouver 2 days ago and this pitch is made for ants

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
look at that pitiful capo not watching the game SMH

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Nice job Atlanta please continue to beat new jersey

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Calling the Red Bulls "New Jersey" will never stop being a great burn. Please continue.

Robot Danger
Mar 18, 2012
Atlanta is looking legit so far. Certainly way more organized than I expected this early in the game.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
the red bulls look disinterested

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

Calling the Red Bulls "New Jersey" will never stop being a great burn. Please continue.

Gladly.

Robot Danger posted:

Atlanta is looking legit so far. Certainly way more organized than I expected this early in the game.

They're surprisingly cohesive for a team that didn't exist three months ago.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Also hey, Jersey was part of your original name

Could call you the Metros still

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
bwp looks rusty

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Also hey, Jersey was part of your original name

Could call you the Metros still

It was, then Atlanta United stole our colors and kit.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That's a good save

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I've only been watching for like 10 minutes but drat Atlanta looks good and Red Bulls look bad

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Gigi Galli posted:

That's a good save

It is

Robles for...America?

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
robles is going to have to be nyrb's best player until the rest of the team wakes up sometime around mid may

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Your Boy Fancy posted:

It is

Robles for...America?

It's amazing that the corpse of Nick Rimando keeps getting called up for the US when Robles is a far better keeper.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Let's not get carried away he looked like Joe Hart on the goal.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Lmao that retarded speech by Lalas

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Gigi Galli posted:

Lmao that retarded speech by Lalas

Like he had a choice but to say that it be fired lol

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Lmao that retarded speech by Lalas

Let me tell you about the times I was in a stadium with flag burnings (none).

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Gigi Galli posted:

Lmao that retarded speech by Lalas

I feel like he gets more ridiculously patriotic every year. Pretty soon he's gonna quit commentating and just start being the anthem singer.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Gigi Galli posted:

Lmao that retarded speech by Lalas

Came here to say this.

drat RIGHT

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Gigi Galli posted:

Let's not get carried away he looked like Joe Hart on the goal.

I just legit didn't remember if Robles was American

Hamid can barely crack the roster and he's what, seven years younger?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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what did lalas say

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Seltzer posted:

what did lalas say

IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO BE AN AMERICAN AND HOW DARE ANYONE NOT STAND FOR THE ANTHEM I HAVE BEEN ABUSED FOR STANDING FOR THEM ANTHEM AND I'VE BEEN TO STADIUMS WHERE THEY BURN FLAGS BUT I STAND ANYWAY AND JUST BECAUSE WE'RE A FREE COUNTRY DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE FREE TO DO ANYTHING YOU WANT

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Atlanta seems to be a cool team with nice kits and gently caress I'm glad they're not in the western conference.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I just legit didn't remember if Robles was American

Hamid can barely crack the roster and he's what, seven years younger?

Hamid and Robles are trash, let's keep rolling out the corpses of Howard and Guzan until someone realizes that the US isn't the hotbed of keepers it was 18 years ago.

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