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Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Adios Van Damme you piece of poo poo

Timbers a man up for 55 minutes

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Two of the softest yellows ever, I love it Toledo

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Syrinxx posted:

Adios Van Damme you piece of poo poo

Timbers a man up for 55 minutes

Piece of poo poo for two fouls where he touched nobody?

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

DR AIDS posted:

Piece of poo poo for two fouls where he touched nobody?

First one was confirmed for dissent. That second one was hilarious though; Toledo'ed!

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was a pretty drat funny red card. And it looks like Guzman hurt himself faking the foul, so some extra nice Schadenfreude there

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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^^^^ Guzman, zemanski was the sub.

DR AIDS posted:

Piece of poo poo for two fouls where he touched nobody?

He can be a piece of poo poo for other reasons and still have been screwed here. He should have 1 card for dissent or no cards because they weren't fouls depending on if you think dissent is ok when you did nothing wrong. Guzman jumping over him misses the landing (because he pointed his foot down in an attempt to make contact) and goes down but looks like the landing hurt. Chara looked like he flopped more to me.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

DR AIDS posted:

Piece of poo poo for two fouls where he touched nobody?

The fouls weren't so bad but he's still a piece of garbage

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

DR AIDS posted:

Piece of poo poo for two fouls where he touched nobody?

Van Damme murdered a pigeon for fun last year he hates animals and probably eats cats.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Fair enough. Either way it was funny, and that's all I can ask for in a game between 2 teams I hate.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao that counter

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
John Strong yelling "HE GOT CAUGHT IN A DIVOT" while the other guy shits away an easy counter might be Peak MLS.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I loved the LA guy that was just sitting there spinning his legs trying to stand up as everyone ran by him.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Lol at the worst breakaway in history

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Someone post a video, tia

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
e:n/m

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

camoseven posted:

Someone post a video, tia

https://twitter.com/livesportschan/status/841091616463024128

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Is it too early to say save of the year? Because that will be a contender.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Gleeson dropping his entire body weight on his shoulder at the end sure looked painful


The defender flailing midfield like someone tased him is hilarious

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Gleeson dropping his entire body weight on his shoulder at the end sure looked painful


The defender flailing midfield like someone tased him is hilarious

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2iZPRif2i4

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I miss Friday night soccer.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I miss Friday night soccer.

I'd miss it more if I understood Spanish.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

all-Rush mixtape posted:

I'd miss it more if I understood Spanish.

I know enough to understand the PBP and the occasional joke. And they clown on bad teams. It's a delight. Learn Spanish.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


I know less than My Boy Fancy, but enough to catch a third of the discussion & none of the jokes. Still better than the SAP broadcast.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

highme posted:

I know less than My Boy Fancy, but enough to catch a third of the discussion & none of the jokes. Still better than the SAP broadcast.

I kinda liked the SAP broadcast just to see how badly they could botch the art of broadcasting.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Jack2142 posted:

I kinda liked the SAP broadcast just to see how badly they could botch the art of broadcasting.

What's so weird about them is that they try to ape the Spanish style of enunciation and excitement, which sounds good in theory, but it means stretching syllables at inappropriate times. Square pegs in round holes.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Soccer is on today.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Rodwall owns I hope Ramirez gives him a chance in the national team

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Let's all watch Chicago do terrible things to the Atlanta United FC Soccer Club

En espanol

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Being currently outside the Chicago area and without cable, this Facebook Live broadcast is pretty handy. Much better than some shaky stream.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lol

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

welp

gently caress this ref and gently caress this game

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
This is going well

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
That red card was so, so soft and bad

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Yeah it was a total dive and Miera was right next to them to defend anyway

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

lol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
this is ruining my Sábado Soccer Saturday experience

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
News: Brek Shea sent off for dissent after getting a yellow for a foul he deserved it for.

Views: lol, at least this liability is half the cap hit of the liability we traded for him?

(this is probably the most interesting thing that has happened in 70-odd minutes of VAN-TOR.)

edit: and of course Vazquez scores for Toronto while I'm typing this, ugh we are terrible.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

gj Chicago

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Atlanta, bitch

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Atlanta look really good against teams that are really bad or that don't have 11 players

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