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its a food truck that makes grilled cheese sandwiches and they're even customize i mean like I got different kind of breads like wheat and white, you can get a sandwich with both wheat and white, one on each side, its called a two-face :/ we got a couple kinds of cheese but usually just cheddar and american hey the american is easier to get out what do you want :/
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hey welcome to minimart stuff food truck we got hot food items you can get at gas stations and mini marts two corndogs for 99 cents :/
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One day nearer spring
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you know those old hotdogs that they don't seem to throw out in convenience stores? ya they DO actually throw them out and then we take them and sell them at half price, plus we have a loaf of wonder bread if you need a bun
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Onionized: Bloomin' onions while-u-wait for us to finish our mandatory hourly breaks. You also have to pay to get sauce. It doesn't cost extra, but you're not allowed to dispense it yourself without paying the sauce guy or he'll take you to court.
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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Pizza Delivery Truck -- you can sit in the truck and use my cell phone to order pizza, dominos will bring it right here, you gotta walk to the corner to get pizza hut. i got a dvd player in this thing, if you wanna bring some brews
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Fried Thing
We dumpster dive for random food items, dip them in funnel cake batter, fry them, and dump a derisive mound of powdered sugar on top. What is it you're getting, exactly? What do you care? You're going to eat it anyway, you fat gently caress.
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The Pyramid Truck
You buy this menu for a food truck business I photocopied at my dad’s work, for 100 bucks or whatever, then you make ten copies of the menu and give it to your friends and they do the same and then they give money to you and me and they get money and give money and we all get money.
Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Mar 4, 2017
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Pizza Delivery Truck -- you can sit in the truck and use my cell phone to order pizza, dominos will bring it right here, you gotta walk to the corner to get pizza hut. i got a dvd player in this thing, if you wanna bring some brews
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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salad truck hey we got all these mixed salads yeah they're from walmart deli section :/
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A food truck where an overly nice and jolly italian guy starts talking your ear off and inviting you into the truck to hang out and have some gourmet totino's pizza rolls and gourmet pepsi and he's just so nice that you say "ah man alright i'll come in and have a couple" and then he brings you in and sits you in a chair in front of a massive tv and a switch with breath of the wild running on it and you're like well i could play for a few and then two random dudes are just standing behind you saying "whoa" every five seconds and it kinda hypes you up to play more and you just start shoveling pizza rolls into your mouth like a man possessed and you want to leave but the world is just so immersive and all of a sudden you're too fat to move and months, maybe even years have passed but you just can't stop playing and you start saying "whoa" along with the dudes behind you and that's when you realize: you've become them. You're a whoa sayer
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Mar 4, 2017 13:10
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Park your Corolla in front of the Wendy's pickup window and open the passenger-side window in your car and wait for people to pull up to your car and order.
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Mar 4, 2017 13:46
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we got pizza eggs! made only from the finest hot 'n readies. you want crazy french toast with that?
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I saw on facebook someone posted how to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but it was like ground up cauliflower instead of bread slices. I made some myself (very easy to make) and it was really good. So maybe that?
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we got pizza eggs! made only from the finest hot 'n readies. you want crazy french toast with that?
The Salmon Soup Stop: Warn us that the Board of Health inspector is coming and get your meal for free!
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more like board of good taste
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Sam’s Organic Salads
So fresh it still has dirt on it. (Not vegetarian: probably contains bugs)
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the bun truck
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"Welcome to My Food Truck, what would you like?
Oh, a menu? Yeah I was gonna make one but then my printer jammed and I really didn't want to dig around in there so I'll just tell you what we've got.
Uhh, usually we have burgers but I forgot to warm up the grill this morning and now it's too late in the day to bother, so no burgers. Yeah that also means no burritos. Or tacos. I'd make you some fries but I haven't restocked on oil so the fryer is out of sevice. Here, if you give me $12 then I'll give you this $10 gift card to McDonalds, that will get you pretty much any combo you want."
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"Oh, it only had $1.63 on it? Yeah I must have used it already, sorry about that. No, I can't offer refunds, I don't have any cash. Yeah I went out and spent it on a Whopper meal. I've still got the pickles I took off of it, if you want those. For here or to go? Haha, that's just a fun joke I like to make, we don't actually have a seating area and I've been parked illegally for like 6 hours and gotten 3 warnings so I should probably get moving anyways."
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Yeah, we just got water here. No, it ain't from the tap, do I look like Bill Gates? Nah, I put it through a coffee filter, you'll be fine! No, we don't have ice.
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"meh"diterranean food truck: only serves falafel. the bodega across the street sells hummus if you need it
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A Ford F-150 selling microwaved snappy grillers while providing complimentary (although tips are always appreciated) classic rock hits
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We've got Reesers frozen burritos, but don't worry, we've been warming them on the engine since 8 am, so they're piping hot now.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Next week we'll be serving *looks at grocery circular* Totinos Party Pizzas, what a treat!
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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look out, dave grohl hates thse guys
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microwave trunk for hot pocket tailgate
ice cream truck that only sells otter pops
hot dog cart
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its just a bike you can rent that comes with a pedal-charged toaster on the back and a loaf of wonderbread where the water bottle rack goes
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Stand there with your eyes closed your head tilted up and your big stupid gob open and I'll pour the remaining crumbs of a Krispy Kreme Krullers® bag into your mouth. Gotta keep your eyes closed or you'll get dried glazed bitsTM in your eyes. 
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