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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > UFC 209 BITCH, 209 MOTHERFUCKER

Who will be the champ come Sunday morning? This poll is closed.
Woodley will retain with a victory		14	36.84%
Thompson will win		15	39.47%
Woodley will retain with yet another draw		9	23.68%
Total:		38 votes

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Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

What a comeback there

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:48

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# ? May 5, 2024 22:45

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

drat

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:48

cams: Mar 28, 2003

hahahahahahhahahah

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:49

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Lololol

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:49

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Ha!

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:49

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

wait what

lol

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:49

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

Impressive as poo poo.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:49

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Oh my loving god

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:49

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

lol

Sanders is a dude to watch though, but still

lol

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:49

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Wow

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:50

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lol great job by Goddard

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:50

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Luke Sanders deserved every bit of that loss.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:50

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

hahahaha I love Brazilians

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:51

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Both of those guys should take some time to think about if fighting in the UFC is for them

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:51

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

Was that a knee-bar or what?

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:51

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

^^^yes

The good Alcantara.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:51

Rigel: Nov 11, 2016

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Was that a knee-bar or what?

yep, kneebar from out of nowhere

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:51

Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

Nasty submission

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:51

cams: Mar 28, 2003

sanders looked pretty tuckered. got sleepy trying to finish.

i miss fatherdog.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:52

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

cams posted:

if yuri comes back in this i will laugh

the funniest possible outcome

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:53

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

"Oh well he's got my leg, no use trying to pull it out or anything". The most nonchalant kneebar tap.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:53

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Also Joe Rogan was finally right about a submission being deep.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:53

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Sick fight

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:54

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Frog Princess posted:

"Oh well he's got my leg, no use trying to pull it out or anything". The most nonchalant kneebar tap.

He tried to pull it out and it just got worse

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:54

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Le Saboteur posted:

Also Joe Rogan was finally right about a submission being deep.

lol

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:55

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Translator has that date rapist look on lock

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:55

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Very excited for the next fight

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:56

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

...and the pitch! posted:

He tried to pull it out and it just got worse

I know, he just didn't seem to have much urgency like in the scrambles in the first round. Just looked blase about it.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:58

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BlindSite posted:

Translator has that date rapist look on lock

Turn on your monitor.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:58

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

I hate when they try to make Wonderboy look intense and intimidating in promo reels

DoctorGonzo posted:

Turn on your monitor.

lmao

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:00

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

BlindSite posted:

Translator has that date rapist look on lock

Yeah he was the second skeeziest motherfucker on the TV tonight because I already saw Sanders.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:00

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Frog Princess posted:

I know, he just didn't seem to have much urgency like in the scrambles in the first round. Just looked blase about it.

Good fight. That's what gassed looks like for these tiny guys.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:01

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

I'm here for the kneebars

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:01

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

tumor looking batty posted:

Very excited for the next fight

Elkins is a tough guy huh?

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:02

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

...and the pitch! posted:

Elkins is a tough guy huh?

He's a good gatekeeper to have.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:03

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

DoctorGonzo posted:

Turn on your monitor.

lol

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:05

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Yeah good test for Bektic. Although if he fails this test, we're probably in for a snoozer.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:05

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

...and the pitch! posted:

Elkins is a tough guy huh?

Toughest test Bektic has had

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:06

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

congrats to Elkins on having the only chest tattoo worse than Brock's titty sword

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:07

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# ? May 5, 2024 22:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Elkins may be the actual dumbest person fighting in nthe UFC now that Palhares is gone.

# ? Mar 5, 2017 03:08

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