Let's compare apples and oranges

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Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Beachcomber posted:

They make special tiny oranges just for that:

kumquats

I eat those too, but I do actually like the taste of orange and tangerine rinds.

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:14

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Apples: for little kids who draw boobs

Oranges: for adults who like anal

# ? Mar 8, 2017 05:24

vanisher

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# ? Mar 8, 2017 05:49

Piso Mojado

vanisher posted:

lol

# ? Mar 8, 2017 05:49

City of Glompton

I could compare apples and oranges if I wanted to, but I don't feel like it

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Mar 8, 2017 05:57

vanisher

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# ? Mar 8, 2017 06:39

City of Glompton

vanisher posted:

thank you

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Mar 8, 2017 06:45

Twenty Four

FutonForensic posted:

orange:

Zesty

Sweety

apple:

keeps doctors away

as well as any other successful people

my dating life is in shambles

lmao

Friend, maybe you should stick to oranges?

# ? Mar 8, 2017 06:52

Twenty Four

Apple

* Pretty successful computer company
* Late 90s iMac's came in Blueberry, Grape, Strawberry, Tangerine, and Lime flavors for diversity

Orange

* Only comes in "orange" flavor
* Poor processing power, not enough RAM, no video card

# ? Mar 8, 2017 07:00

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

isnt it interesting that a lime is a fruit? or is it not interesting

# ? Mar 8, 2017 08:44

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

lmbo calrissian posted:

Apples: for little kids who draw boobs

Oranges: for adults who like anal

What if I'm an adult that used to draw boobs and I don't like anal

# ? Mar 8, 2017 09:10

Grandmother of Five: I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

lmbo calrissian posted:

isnt it interesting that a lime is a fruit? or is it not interesting

*bowing my head down, eyes closed in intense concentration, my index+middle fingers pressed against my temples, slowly moving my head up + opening my now smiling eyes* It is interesting.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 13:37

Manifisto

Grandmother of Five posted:

*bowing my head down, eyes closed in intense concentration, my index+middle fingers pressed against my temples, slowly moving my head up + opening my now smiling eyes* It is interesting.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 13:50

alnilam

Grandmother of Five posted:

*bowing my head down, eyes closed in intense concentration, my index+middle fingers pressed against my temples, slowly moving my head up + opening my now smiling eyes* It is interesting.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 14:13

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tbh i much prefer oranges to apples, never been a big fan of fruit at all tho

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# ? Mar 8, 2017 15:35

Manifisto

apples walk like this and oranges walk like this

# ? Mar 8, 2017 15:41

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I found some interesting and relevant charts that we can use to analyze the data:

# ? Mar 8, 2017 15:50

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

I found some interesting and relevant charts that we can use to analyze the data:

what I'm getting from this one is that the devil loves trivial pursuit and children's xylophones

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 8, 2017 15:52

google THIS

Luvcow posted:

Blue Pac-Man clearly enjoys both red and green varietals of apples, but what's missing from this picture? That's right, I rest my case.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 16:13

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

- Orange is a nice color.

- Apple is not a color but a fruit AND vegetable!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Mar 8, 2017 17:56

Piso Mojado

Grandmother of Five posted:

*bowing my head down, eyes closed in intense concentration, my index+middle fingers pressed against my temples, slowly moving my head up + opening my now smiling eyes* It is interesting.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 17:59

Manifisto

Uxzuigal posted:

- Apple is not a color but a fruit AND vegetable!

oh right, "pommes de terre"

hope you enjoy your turd-colored dirt apples

# ? Mar 8, 2017 18:04

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Munchables posted:

What if I'm an adult that used to draw boobs and I don't like anal

c o c o nut

# ? Mar 8, 2017 18:52

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Grandmother of Five posted:

*bowing my head down, eyes closed in intense concentration, my index+middle fingers pressed against my temples, slowly moving my head up + opening my now smiling eyes* It is interesting.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 18:55

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

discuss

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:04

cda: by Hand Knit

hamjobs posted:

I can't explain why but this picture is filthy as hell. It makes me embarrassed. It's like Potter Stewart said: I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it.

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# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:44

GoodbyeTurtles

someone please delete this,, we are not ready

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:46

Historical Wizards

hamjobs posted:

discuss

I see the resemblance

Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:07

Historical Wizards

Apples- Tasty
Oranges- Tasty

My god....

# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:09

Historical Wizards

Little did the stuffed suits know, the sizeable research grant provided to truly differentiate between apples and oranges, was really part of a scheme by wily scientists to save a few bucks on groceries

# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:13

deep dish peat moss

Oranges have existed since before the color Orange but apples weren't invented until Johnny Appleseed spilled his seed across the land.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:33

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

deep dish peat moss posted:

Oranges have existed since before the color Orange but apples weren't invented until Johnny Appleseed spilled his seed across the land.

Johnny Spills His Seed

# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:42

little munchkin

one of the biggest differences between apples and oranges is that it's easy to imagine eating a delicious apple. slicing it up into smaller pieces, having a little juice down your chin, etc. with oranges, it's not so easy.

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# ? Mar 9, 2017 02:53

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

little munchkin posted:

one of the biggest differences between apples and oranges is that it's easy to imagine eating a delicious apple. slicing it up into smaller pieces, having a little juice down your chin, etc. with oranges, it's not so easy.

How DARE you

# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:01

Piso Mojado

little munchkin posted:

one of the biggest differences between apples and oranges is that it's easy to imagine eating a delicious apple. slicing it up into smaller pieces, having a little juice down your chin, etc. with oranges, it's not so easy.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:50

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

little munchkin posted:

one of the biggest differences between apples and oranges is that it's easy to imagine eating a delicious apple. slicing it up into smaller pieces, having a little juice down your chin, etc. with oranges, it's not so easy.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 05:40

Space Taxi

The only prank you can do with an orange is put the rind in your mouth and pretend you have orange teeth.

But with apples you can drink the juice and it looks like you are drinking pee pee which is hilarious.

Apples are superior.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 08:21

Grandmother of Five: I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

little munchkin posted:

one of the biggest differences between apples and oranges is that it's easy to imagine eating a delicious apple. slicing it up into smaller pieces, having a little juice down your chin, etc. with oranges, it's not so easy.