Luvcow posted:

oranges
-sold on the roadside by crack addicts, enables the cycle of drug addiction in our urban communities
-can be stuffed into a sock and used as a bludgeoning weapon that leaves no bruises, often used by abusers to cover they tracks
-contain citric acid which is sometimes used to blind and disable people by muggers and highwaymen



apples
-often used to describe a desirable buttocks
-given as gift to teachers
-part of a beloved children's game in which children dunk their heads into a vat of water and try to retrieve floating apples with their mouths while also sharing oral germs and strengthening the communities immune defenses

cda posted:

google THIS posted:

Serpent: Eat of the fruit of the tree and you shall be like God, able to compare apples and oranges.

Eve: (horrified gasp) No one should have that power!

Serpent: (sighs) Fine. The fruit of that other tree will get you kicked out of paradise and doom your descendants to toil, oppression, hate, fear, depravity, and never-ending violence.

Eve: Whew, that one sounds more my speed.

Grandmother of Five posted:

*bowing my head down, eyes closed in intense concentration, my index+middle fingers pressed against my temples, slowly moving my head up + opening my now smiling eyes* It is interesting.

Luvcow posted:

I found some interesting and relevant charts that we can use to analyze the data:

Uxzuigal posted:

- Apple is not a color but a fruit AND vegetable!