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apple: crunchy orange: also crunchy (freezing required) orange juice: needs orange flavoring added back after pasteurization apple juice: does not need orange flavoring added back after pasteurization apple seeds: grow into apple trees orange seeds: grow into papaya trees, oddly enough, unless I picked the wrong seeds out of that fruit salad mandarin oranges: small bite size oranges, handy portable snack mandarin apples: enormous apples the size of city blocks, commonly contain Shai-Hulud, may his passing cleanse the world. |
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There is a game called Apples to Apples, but not a game called Oranges to Oranges. Not coincidentally, there is a Big Apple, but not a Big Orange. Wake up, sheeple! e: You might think that Donald Trump is a Big Orange lobbyist, but that is a common misconception. He is actually in the pockets of Big Tangerine. |
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Mar 4, 2017 21:30
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The apporange is the true forbidden fruit. This is how sin entered the world. |
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Mar 5, 2017 02:26
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Serpent: Eat of the fruit of the tree and you shall be like God, able to compare apples and oranges. Eve: (horrified gasp) No one should have that power! Serpent: (sighs) Fine. The fruit of that other tree will get you kicked out of paradise and doom your descendants to toil, oppression, hate, fear, depravity, and never-ending violence. Eve: Whew, that one sounds more my speed. |
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Mar 5, 2017 02:41
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Blue Pac-Man clearly enjoys both red and green varietals of apples, but what's missing from this picture? That's right, I rest my case. |
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