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Bootcha posted:Is there even a court to see this evidence? 
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Kibayasu posted:ZOOM. ENHANCE. CONVERT TO lovely GIF BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING i didn't notice it before but i do appreciate that the dick shot is the last bullet in the mag
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Mar 15, 2017 20:24
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Coolguye posted:i didn't notice it before but i do appreciate that the dick shot is the last bullet in the mag It's not a dick shot tbh.
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Coolguye posted:SOUNDS LIKE A DICK
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Lunethex posted:It's not a dick shot tbh. PLEASE PRESENT YOUR EVIDENCE BEFORE MY COURT, MASON. 
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Mar 15, 2017 21:05
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A shame the game doesn't keep track of dick shots like Psi-Ops. No wait, nut shots.
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Mar 15, 2017 21:37
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Bootcha posted:PLEASE PRESENT YOUR EVIDENCE BEFORE MY COURT, MASON. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo
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Mar 15, 2017 22:00
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This court is a-burned hahaha oh god my skull
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Mar 16, 2017 01:38
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Bootcha posted:PLEASE PRESENT YOUR EVIDENCE BEFORE MY COURT, MASON. Unfortunately, the judge was powerless because  "We the jury in the above and titled case find the defendant, Officer Nicholas Mason, not guilty on all counts."
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Mar 16, 2017 01:51
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Need to swap Roboky's post with Crow's that way we can slip in a YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH meme to top it off.
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Mar 16, 2017 01:55
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 You foolish civilians and your "ideas" about The Law needing any fancy thing to keep track of Justice. The only thing Nick wants is just a nice set of Aviators. Also other idea I'm too tired to attempt right now, final upgrade for Taser is Nick just breaking the thing in his hands only to find out that he was one with the lightning all along.
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Mar 16, 2017 04:54
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It's a little known fact that Nick Mason was once bitten by a radioactive tesla coil.
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Mar 16, 2017 04:59
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:It's a little known fact that Nick Mason was once bitten by a radioactive tesla coil. And then a radioactive Southern Sheriff.
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Mar 16, 2017 05:47
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There was a comment on one of the Urban Chaos videos we've posted and it said "Wolf is voiced by vesemere, do you feel old yet?" and nobody responded to it and I had no idea who that was. I fixed some mods for Witcher 3 recently and was getting ready for a proper playthrough after just falling off a year and some ago. Then I realized exactly who that Vesemir was.
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Mar 17, 2017 02:26
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Lunethex posted:There was a comment on one of the Urban Chaos videos we've posted and it said "Wolf is voiced by vesemere, do you feel old yet?" and nobody responded to it and I had no idea who that was. I'm still lost. I never played the Witcher series.
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Mar 17, 2017 02:28
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He's Geralt's homie, fellow badass super-human monster hunter.
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Okay, but I still don't know how that's supposed to make me feel old.
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Mar 17, 2017 02:32
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:It's a little known fact that Nick Mason was once bitten by a radioactive tesla coil. White Coke posted:And then a radioactive Southern Sheriff. "The world may mock Nick Mason, the timid traffic cop.... it will soon it marvel at the awesome might of... ... ... the mmmmmaximum grenade belt!"
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Mar 17, 2017 03:06
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I'm fighting every urge to just draw Mason in the most Rob Liefeld way possible and losing. What the gently caress would a MAXIMUM GRENADE BELT even look like?!
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Mar 17, 2017 03:12
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The maximum.
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Mar 17, 2017 03:14
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https://www.google.com/search?q=max...w=1754&bih=1183
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Mar 17, 2017 04:04
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More grenades than a Rob Liefeld character has teeth.
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Mar 17, 2017 04:09
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How cumbersome would 12 smoke grenades and 12 sting grenades be IRL?
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Mar 17, 2017 04:25
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Lunethex posted:How cumbersome would 12 smoke grenades and 12 sting grenades be IRL? It'd basically be like having two 12 packs of pop strapped to your chest.
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Mar 17, 2017 04:35
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Lunethex posted:How cumbersome would 12 smoke grenades and 12 sting grenades be IRL? According to Wikipedia, an M-18 smoke grenade which the US military uses weighs 19 ounces, or over a pound. Let's assume for the sake of argument that stingball grenades weigh somewhere in the same ballpark, so two 12-packs of grenades means you're carting around somewhere north of 28 pounds of grenades on top of everything else you might be carrying. To put it another way, the figure people toss around about how much your average infantryman carries is somewhere around 60 pounds (though of course this can go higher depending on circumstances). This isn't even taking into account how awkward and cumbersome it would be to have 24 grenades strapped to your body.
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Mar 17, 2017 04:44
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And a Shotgun, Assault Rifle, a pistol, a riot shield, highly protective armor, and a taser.
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Mar 17, 2017 04:48
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All those ammo clips you unlock must weigh a fuckton all by themselves.
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Mar 17, 2017 04:48
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paragon1 posted:All those extra ammo clips you unlock must weigh a fuckton all by themselves.
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Mar 17, 2017 04:51
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yeah I have like 500+ pistol bullets alone
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Mar 17, 2017 04:52
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I mean yeah, obviously this is a video game where the protagonist runs around with like a half dozen weapons he switches to effortlessly and shoots blue gatorade into his bicep to heal all his woulds so we're well past the ridiculousness event-horizon, but specifically if you tried strapping 24 grenades to your body even without any other sort of equipment you would probably hate your life trying to move around in an unencumbered fashion. Like where do you even secure them? I don't know that there's enough space on even a Hollywood action hero's beefcake torso to hold 24 individual grenades within reach. You'd basically be wearing a suit of grenade-mail armor.
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Kai Tave posted:I mean yeah, obviously this is a video game where the protagonist runs around with like a half dozen weapons he switches to effortlessly and shoots blue gatorade into his bicep to heal all his woulds so we're well past the ridiculousness event-horizon, but specifically if you tried strapping 24 grenades to your body even without any other sort of equipment you would probably hate your life trying to move around in an unencumbered fashion. Like where do you even secure them? I don't know that there's enough space on even a Hollywood action hero's beefcake torso to hold 24 individual grenades within reach. You'd basically be wearing a suit of grenade-mail armor. You could do it with double bandoleers, but you'd probably have to reach around to your back for some. Or have a really good belt.
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paragon1 posted:You could do it with double bandoleers, but you'd probably have to reach around to your back for some. Or have a really good belt. Or a really big waist. Maybe the secret is that Nick Mason is a 400 pound lardo so he's got plenty of bulk to hang all that T-Zero gear on.
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Mar 17, 2017 05:48
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Nick Mason is a member of Voyager's Hazard Team with a transporter buffer inventory, and this is all happening on the holo-deck.
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Mar 17, 2017 05:50
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Maybe The grenade belts are like machine gun belt, and move across his body to expose fresh grenades as he empties the slots holding older grenades.
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You know I thought that for the grenade belt, the number stated was the cap for each. So I thought the MAXIMUM GRENADE BELT held 24 sting grenades, 24 smoke grenades, 24 cleavers, and 24 nail bombs, coming to a total of 96 thrown weapons.
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Mar 17, 2017 06:11
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Nick Mason just shoves the grenades up his rear end. His entire intestinal system is packed with grenades sitting one after another in a row. When he needs a new one he just opens the butt flap on his body armor, shits out a fresh grenade, and tosses it. When he picks up new grenades he just packs them in so the newest grenades are used first.
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Mar 17, 2017 07:28
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White Coke posted:Nick Mason just shoves the grenades up his rear end. His entire intestinal system is packed with grenades sitting one after another in a row. When he needs a new one he just opens the butt flap on his body armor, shits out a fresh grenade, and tosses it. When he picks up new grenades he just packs them in so the newest grenades are used first. Please, Nick Mason is an elite T-Zero soldier. It's ludicrous not to assume he's trained his colon muscles to sort and rotate his grenade stock such that the oldest are used first. 
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Carrying that many grenades must be such a hazard to your health with all the bullets coming his way. On the other hand I am now imagining a stray bullet detonating a smoke grenade, literally turning Mason into a headshotting smoke demon.
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My headcannon for Mason being able to hold all that ammo is that the "T-Zero Assault Armor" or whatever it's called is actually a Crysis-style powered suit.
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