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Lunethex posted:yeah I have like 500+ pistol bullets alone Supposedly a 13 round 9mm magazine weighs 8 oz, so that many bullets may work out to just under 20 pounds of fully stacked pistol mags. Now the equipment to hold it all... Didn't the Mythbusters have an episode where they tried to work out if the Doomguy could actually move with all his equipment?
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paragon1 posted:All those ammo clips you unlock must weigh a fuckton all by themselves. I can't help but be reminded of that Mythbusters episode. It doesn't come close to what you're lugging in Urban Chaos, but yeah, poo poo gets bonkers and cumbersome fast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8dhMF3IqbY
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I'd like to see someone carry the arsenal from the original Max Payne and still try a bullet dive.
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marshmallow creep posted:I'd like to see someone carry the arsenal from the original Max Payne and still try a bullet dive. i mean you could do the dive but i'm gonna guess you're not going to be real quick getting up after your kit turns your torso into one massive contusion
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marshmallow creep posted:Supposedly a 13 round 9mm magazine weighs 8 oz, so that many bullets may work out to just under 20 pounds of fully stacked pistol mags. Now the equipment to hold it all... They did, and it's actually plausible to do it. The bulkier stuff probably wouldn't work, though (e.g. the BFG).
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It's blowing my mind to some far reaching extent how EVERY SINGLE THUMBNAIL that youtube has suggested for these videos has all been gorgeous. Every in-game shot has included the Taser (sometimes) fire And now there's this. I was secretly hoping this would be a thumbnail choice because if not I was going to make it.  Urban Chaos is the gift that keeps on giving I am majorly dumb so if you actually got the link from that please don't spoil yourself on this I promise it will be every bit as glorious as it looks 
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Ah, I see Lani has just given up and sided with the terrorists. loving LIEberal media 
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She's just the anchor, I think it's time to question who's really running CHANNEL 7 NEWS...
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Urban Chaos: Riot Response Episode 5 - Petty Reasons You can probably walk out into the minigun fire with the shield up but I bet it will push you back. I thought he asked if it was going to kill me if I walked out unprotected which of course it will. I do know it auto aims like made when you're visible to it, and fires instantly when it's at rest.
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Well, I wasn't expecting those guys to be the BBEGs 
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I'm still not sure if this game is supposed to be horrifyingly sincere or a completely ridiculous parody. Though I suppose it doesn't really matter, since it wraps around to being a parody of itself anyways. Jesus loving christ.
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what can brown do for you? loving KILL YOUR FAMILY
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Okay so a point in the horrifyingly sincere fantasy column is that Shift It sounds an awful lot like a reference to MoveOn. I don't know who Aman King and Gabriel Peeps are referencing though.
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I can only think of Samuel Pepys for the latter.
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Looks like the soul transfer is nearly complete,judging by the Logan scene. Can't wait for whatever Lune's got cooked up for the finale. Edit:Also,RoboKy's wrong,Arkham Knight is terrible. VolticSurge fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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So yeah, that's right, the masterminds behind nearly a year of constant terror attacks by mask-wearing cleaver-swinging lunatics? It's FedEx. Also just like with Adam Wolf it turns out that any time someone in favor of T-Zero might have ~dark secrets~ like the mayor it always simply turns out to be a sinister plot to discredit them.
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Yeah, yeah, payday 2 secret. Arkham Knight's fine, it's just not as good as City from some design standpoints (but much, much better w/r/t its portrayal of gender)
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Discendo Vox posted:Arkham Knight's fine, it's just not as good as City from some design standpoints (but much, much better w/r/t its portrayal of gender) Well, that's really not very hard to do.
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that was just for you voxman <3
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Adam Wolf is a sargent in T-Zero the same way that Muammar Gaddafi was a colonel in the Libyan army 
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There's no such thing as excessive force for T-ZERO:
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Wiser Guy posted:There's no such thing as excessive force for T-ZERO: I feel as though this is somewhat prophetic for what will actually get unlocked towards the end...
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So does T-Zero gain access to the gun dimension that Jake of the 99 dragons and Reaper from overwatch get their infinite ammo from?
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The cheats for this game looks fun.
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Notice how the mangled citizen who might be Wolverine, and carried out of the burning building, ended up with more health than you did.
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I'm a bit late to this wild ride, but I figured I'd drop off something fun.
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AradoBalanga posted:I'm a bit late to this wild ride, but I figured I'd drop off something fun. Let's do an extreme callback and have a YOU HAVE UNLOCKED: Blood Raven Space Marine Avitus.
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oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...
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IronSaber posted:Let's do an extreme callback and have a YOU HAVE UNLOCKED: Blood Raven Space Marine Avitus.  EDIT - Better picture: 
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CommissarMega posted:
UNLIMITED CORPSE WORKS
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You assign everyone in the second level a disease/medical condition and not one of them had exploding head syndrome?
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No one was diagnosed with Tourettes  Then again they all probably were, it's kind of too easy.
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Coolguy doesn't believe I came up with any of that on the spot. I had like a grace period of 5 seconds to make up something actually humorous then I would have to fall back on something simpler, the struggle is obvious 
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The clip of the burner on the minigun is so silly.
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CommissarMega posted:
Honestly the only way this game could be better is if the final boss has Avitus' voice actor laying down sick burns again, without resorting to "we're a lot alike you and I" stuff because no one can be less human than Nick Mason: humanoid combine harvester. Samovar posted:The clip of the burner on the minigun is so silly. Seriously, give the dude a box to stand on. They go to some crazy attention to detail in lots of places and then just let that fly. They could get a box, just shift-it in. VolticSurge posted::Also,RoboKy's wrong,Arkham Knight is terrible. Truthfully I've never played it because I got it for PC and it ran like dogshit. I asked Steam for a refund and stated "If this game's framerate was Bruce Wayne's parents it would be lying face down in Crime Alley right now" and got my money back in like 10 minutes.
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The fanart this thread has conjured is not only powerful but beyond belief.
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Lunethex posted:The fanart this thread has
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The final video is ready to go for us clowns, the final chapter in the saga of the legendary Nick Mason. I already know the title: "The Rise and Fall of Nick Mason" It's fitting Also, don't you dare forget that CHANNEL 7 will ALWAYS be first for news in your city, anywhere in the world The video contains the last 2 levels, a for fun run of two levels, and the death scenes to end on a ... well, you'll see Cathode Raymond posted:So what we can gather from this tone shift is that whenever a perp's head explodes, Mason thinks it's hilarious, but he treats his own mortality very seriously? He is every bit the hero this city deserves Hope this dude is still reading and watching because he's soon to be vindicated. Lunethex fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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Did you enable the fun cheat codes and special ubertaser?
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