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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Plan Z posted:

Wow, this Franken/Sessions thing is awful. The writing is okay, but the woman doing Sessions is loving unbearable.

you shut your mouth Kate McKinnon is flawless

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CaveGrinch
Dec 5, 2003
I'm a mean one.
Pete looks good.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

CaveGrinch posted:

Pete looks good.

and sounds sharp.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mooseontheloose posted:

and sounds sharp.

and he wakes up with boners again

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Is Pete the only SNL castmember with visible tattoos? Seems like it would get really annoying to have to cover those up every skit.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Muppets On PCP posted:

and he wakes up with boners again

Maybe not as impressive as yours

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Codependent Poster posted:

Maybe not as impressive as yours

i liked the sarcastic sorry, and then the quieter actual sorry

Deltron 3030
Jul 23, 2006

I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!

Shneak posted:

It took me a long time to realize that Lorde owns.

True story, she nailed the first song.

Olive Garden sketch is my favorite so far. Now put your face back in that plate.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

wow they landed ted cruz

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Seaman?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

They had to work really hard to make Scarlett Johansson unattractive and they kinda failed

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Youth Decay posted:

They had to work really hard to make Scarlett Johansson unattractive and they kinda failed

Yeah, still would.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Winkie01 posted:

Yeah, still would.

You gonna die. You down with that?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I think there's potential for a mermaid sketch where the fish half is on top and the human part On the bottom.

Yes I know it was a throwaway line from Futurama.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Leslie, you're almost 50, you hurt yourself last time you did this sketch :(

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Sweet a Nioh bit

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
I want Scarjo to have this accent in Ghost in the Shell.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
That was extremely 12:55 right there.

CaveGrinch
Dec 5, 2003
I'm a mean one.
Truly didn't expect blobfish and Ninja Les to make a return this episode.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Was that Jack Antonoff on piano? :monocle:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Shneak posted:

Was that Jack Antonoff on piano? :monocle:

Don't kink shame.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Oh this is good

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahah just moving away from the other table.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
that's some good 12;55 right there

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Shneak posted:

I want Scarjo to have this accent in Ghost in the Shell.

Ghost in the Shell: Charlotte Area Complex

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


So uh, Octavia Spencer went to Jefferson Davis High School. :stare:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Josh Lyman posted:

So uh, Octavia Spencer went to Jefferson Davis High School. :stare:

Have you BEEN to the south?

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
There are at least three Jefferson Davis and 5 Robert E Lee schools per southern state.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

There are at least three Jefferson Davis and 5 Robert E Lee schools per southern state.

Yes but how many Abraham Lincoln High Schools are there?

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

The Nastier Nate posted:

Yes but how many Abraham Lincoln High Schools are there?

in the 80s I went to a high school in suburban Georgia; the school is called "Heritage" and our mascot was a Revolutionary War soldier with a gun



that yearbook was from a few years before I was there but I couldn't find a scan

fun fact: Jack McBrayer was in my class

e: I'd say, "it could've been worse; it could've been a soldier of the Confederacy," but for all our Civil War nostalgia brainwashing we had Stone Mountain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Mountain

There's nothing quite as twisted as watching lasers light up the outline of a massive carving of Robert E Lee, Jefferson Davis, and Stonewall Jackson while Elvis's rendition of the Battle Hymn of the Republic booms across the park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI7sczKusQQ

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nmx
May 16, 2004

The Kyle+Beck sketch was on point. Loved it.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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pwn fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Mar 15, 2017

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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SNL Weekend Update Thursday returns this August

quote:

Talks about a potential primetime installment of Weekend Update started several weeks ago amidst a ratings resurgence for the late-night staple which, since the Donald Trump inauguration, has been ranking among the top programs of the week in adults 18-49, beating primetime competition, with its best ratings in decades.

“SNL is having its best season in a quarter of a century — how many shows can say that?! — so we didn’t want them to take the summer off,” said Robert Greenblatt, Chairman, NBC Entertainment. “We’re thrilled to have Colin Jost and Michael Che continuing their unique brand of news with fresh Weekend Update shows in primetime this August.”

pwn fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Mar 15, 2017

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING
I hope they stay as weird and improv-y as their convention appearances. Those two loving with one another is great.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
So us folks on the west coast will be able to watch SNL live for the last four episodes of the season:

quote:

NEW YORK — March 16, 2017 — For the first time in its storied history, NBC’s iconic late-night franchise “Saturday Night Live,” which is delivering its most-watched season in 24 years, will be broadcast live simultaneously across the country for its final four shows of the season — April 15, May 6, 13 and 20.

“‘SNL’ — enjoying its most popular season in two decades — is part of the national conversation, and we thought it would be a great idea to broadcast to the west and mountain time zones live at the same time it’s being seen in the east and central time zones,” said Robert Greenblatt, Chairman, NBC Entertainment. “That way, everyone is in on the joke at the same time. Kudos to Lorne Michaels, the producers and cast for making ‘SNL’ one of the most relevant and anticipated shows in the zeitgeist.”

Each episode will air live at:

11:30 p.m. Eastern

10:30 p.m. Central

9:30 p.m. Mountain

8:30 p.m. Pacific

Also:

https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/842427197474394115?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Didn't see it in this thread yet (might have been weeks ago?) but April 8th is Louis CK with The Chainsmokers.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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quote:

So far this season, “Saturday Night Live” originals are averaging a 3.57 rating in adults 18-49 and 11.022 million viewers overall in “live plus seven day” averages from Nielsen Media Research. This makes it the show’s top-rated season at this point in eight years in 18-49 (since 2008-09) and most-watched season in 24 years (since 1992-93).
1992-93 was the first year I ever watched SNL.

It's kinda blowing my mind that this year is the first time since I began watching that as many people are watching it as were back then

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I really like Bayer's "Laura Parsons" character. I have to assume that there are a lot of really bad child actors out there.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Tonight's Vintage: Jerry Seinfeld with Annie Lennox from April 18, 1992.

This episode is notable for the "Stand Up and Win" sketch, Lennox performing "Why," and Senator Al Franken's Paul Tsongas impression opening the show.

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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Vintage, so no new episode? That loving sucks.

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