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Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I do love that Aku is going insane as well. He's also talking to himself and feeling existential dread.

A part of me thinks this series is going to end of a pretty dark note now.

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Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Shindragon posted:

Episode 21.

Also aptly named

"Jack and the Farting Dragon"

I decided to look this up to see if that was really the title.

So, one, yes it is.

And, two, the wiki I found for it, well:

quote:

The Dragon having a baby inside it would mean the Dragon is female with a very deep voice, or it is a male and reproduced its baby asexually. In the case of the latter, this is among the few instances where male-pregnancy is portrayed in a children's cartoon.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Also, this is old, but I find it rather amusing:



It's titled: Jack's new design.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Crabtree posted:

We do need to consider whatever happened to Jack's allies over time. Did Aku eventually crush them for helping the Samurai in anyway? Did he even care to go after them as soon as the FOOLISH thing left?

Whooooo cares? I don't! Tell you what, you want to see them crushed so badly, go ahead. It's fine by me.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Bust Rodd posted:

Yo the goats were so cute that hurting them literally drove Jack insane and imbalanced his soul.

It's more that he gave into his frustration and murdered innocents that lead to his soul becoming imbalanced.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Servaetes posted:

Scaramouche is gonna die almost as unceremoniously as the Scotsman, calling that

Also I'm probably super late to this but it's a drat shame the original voice actor for Aku died. I was watching some clips of the show and listening to the two and while the new dude isn't bad, it's impossibly huge shoes for him to fill. Still, the character is incredibly good so if a dude can do a vaguely Japanese accent and have a horrible mean spirited cackle, it works

The new VA, funny enough, has made his profession replacing Aku's original VA, Mako.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Personally, the episode where Ashi finds out about Jack's past is SUPER fanservicy. Fun at parts, but the Demongo scene was pushing it. Felt like filler, though I get why they did it. They did it so she wasn't just puffing hot air when she saves Jack from himself. It could have been better paced. Maybe two episodes with it requiring more active partiptant on her part, instead of her being an observer?

But, overall, still a solid revival.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Rand Brittain posted:

Okay, to focus on something petty today instead of something awful, I'm very annoyed that Google Play still hasn't added the latest episode after five days.

At this point I'm just going to stop buying seasons in advance if I'm going to have to wait a random number of days to get things I've already paid for that are showing up already on Amazon.

Yeah, google play is the loving worst at this crap. Same boat.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Aku's loving dance. Holy hell.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Dat guardian fake-out.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Why is Phil Lamar's name in the ((())) tag that neo-nazis use to dogwhistle that someone is jewish?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

mandatory lesbian posted:

a bunch of jewish (and i guess other minorities in the case of Lamarr) did it to...own the nazis i guess? i don't really remember why but a lot of people did it against the nazis

Feels like that just gives a fig leaf for Nazis to claim their using it ironically in support of that while secretly doing it for real.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Das Boo posted:

A Space Ghost CtC-style show with Aku hosting. The Scotsman is Moltar. Scaramouche is Zorak.
Jack is Brak.

5/5, 10/10, take me now!

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Pick posted:

hehe you guys spent 12 years begging for this show to get a "proper ending" and the ending is going to suck.



:shrug: I'm still enjoying things.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Addamere posted:



Saw this while scrolling through Facebook today and thought of you. ♥

On my behalf, can you call Bill Griffith a oval office?

Also, I love that a "newspaper" can't help but go "some college kid had an opinion: I need to run an article about it to prove that all education is bad and people should just read the bible."

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

PhazonLink posted:

Natty Review also recently complained about Last Man Standing getting cancelled last week. Yup. A dime-a-dozen by-the-#s sitcom THE most important thing last week.

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppppppp.









Not anyone's termination.











Well maybe Scaramouche's.

While this is not the place to really discuss this, it is no secret that the Right Wing Propaganda Machine (my little pet name for FOX News, Infowars, and other right-leaning websites) has been doing everything they can to not report on Trump. Like everything. They revived a cold-case on a murdered DNC official to avoid talking about Trump giving Israeli secrets to Russian spies yesterday. Literally anything it takes to not have their readerbase look at that dumpsterfire.

Anyway, Samurai Jack.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Xelkelvos posted:

Post this somewhere where people from Williams Street would see it and hope they think it's a good idea too.

A space ghost coast-to-coast spiritual sequel would be pretty loving legit.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Augus posted:

yeah there are not nearly enough stories these days about a jaded old man wandering the apocalypse with an innocent little girl who serves as his surrogate daughter
it would be very progressive if genndy tartavosky wrote a story like that

Not emptyquoting.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Jonny Bravo was somewhat a negative commentary on PUAs, but it suffers a bit from the time it was made. I think it did a good job of establishing people like Johnny as vain, self-absorbed, dickwads, but it would sometimes do the "nice guy(tm)" thing. Ya know what I mean? It also could get confusing at time since it would sometimes introduce a bigger douche so Johnny was less doucey in comparison (like the musical episode, which strangely had its last song reaired constantly despite the joke being all the woman he tricked getting pissed and getting back at him).

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

EagerSleeper posted:

I've seen the way that Power Puff Girls was rebooted and it was not pretty. Johnny Bravo might get Leisure Suit Larry'd in that people miss the satire of the original show, and will make Johnny's faults be turned into a good thing unironically. However, if it's written by a decent set of writers who understood the satire, I don't see why not.

What happened with this Power Puff Girls reboot, exactly? Never saw it.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Rhonne posted:

From what I remember, the only women who actually liked Johnny were his mom, a little girl, a deer, and one woman who he actually had a nice date with, but she turned out to be a super spy and had to erase his memory in order to protect him or something.

90s-tv-series.txt

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Das Boo posted:

It's kinda hard to explain how badly it misses the tone, charm and humor of the original. It's just really, really bland and tries very hard to be "updated," so lots of emoticon faces and memes.
And I say this having really disliked the new designs from that special they did a couple of years ago, but being won over by the writing upon watching it. I don't hate the reboot for the sake of being a reboot. It's just bad.

Also, the werewolf chick liked Johnny!

:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

Imagine if they hosed up Samurai Jack that badly? Aku would be too posting on Akubook and Akitter about how he's totally going to pwn the Samurai today only for the Scottsmans to troll the gently caress out of him. Aku would then try to act like a tough guy online only for a bunch of dupe Aku accounts to mock him.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

My glasses
I cant be seen without my glasses

Johnny fit in well with the Scooby-Doo cast: basically Fred, but with a personality. It strangely worked well with Fred in the mix. Also, a greaser does kind of fit with their 70s kids getup.

Man, thinking about it, Cartoon Network sure as hell liked crossovers, as far as cartoons go. I don't remember Nickelodon ever doing crossovers, but Cartoon Network sure did a few and some were weird as hell. Like Kids Next Door mixed in Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy with an Ed, Edd, and Eddy cameo.

Did Jack ever do a crossover?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Uh, having kindergarteners twerk is a little hosed up.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

EagerSleeper posted:



Das Boo has already mentioned that the show missed the mark in terms of tone by being too focused on memes, internet humor, token social issues, and bad comedy, but the show also felt really lazy. Sara Bellum is gone because she would be too hard to write and wouldn't fit in the "lol zany!" tone the show has, the returning villains from the old show don't do anything cool or actiony, and the show is also famous for writing two episodes that were super negative to trans identity. Also HIM is villainous because he wears a skirt apparently.

In a way I kinda doubt the attempt to bring up modern social issues was done maliciously, but the writers didn't have any experience in the subject. They really mishandled it.

edit: oh poo poo, I'm the top post here. Quick, gotta think of something Samurai Jack related to post.

The finale might actually be decent. We finally got Aku back.

What is happening in this screenshot?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Well Manicured Man posted:

Obviously this would be garbage, but the idea of the Scotsman trolling Aku on not-Twitter sounds hilarious.

Aku sends out deranged social media messages at 3 AM.

"NO SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS HAS EVER BEEN TREATED THIS HARSHLY OR THIS UNFAIRLY!"

Aku supporters in the replies get mad at SJWs (Samurai Jack Warriors) for making the hashtag #ResistAku start trending.

Okay, that deserves a mild applause for cleverness.

TwoPair posted:

Yes and no? Like, they never did a crossover, but CN had these bumps for a while with all their characters living in a realistic city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOeo_zHTWB4

I forgot about those. Yeah, they kept trying to play up the "they're like actors in a show" thing, but in that weird way where they're still their character all the time. Sealab put it best when they pulled that on their last episode:

Auidence: So, I don't get it: are you guys supposed to be the characters pretending your the actors or are you the actors pretending your characters?

Cast: Good question, moving on.

They would also do a lot of music videos back then.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Faustian Bargain posted:

The Ben10 reboot is even worse. Everything about it is bad and uninteresting.

They did a Ben 10 reboot despite the loss of Man of Action?

How many loving shows has cartoon network reboot? Why isn't there an Ed, Edd and Eddy or Megas XLR reboot? Why is nostalgia selling so well?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Faustian Bargain posted:

The Ben10 reboot is dog poo poo and you don't want more reboots in the same vein if you actually like the source.

I have faith in Megas XLR not being poo poo if the OG writers were on it.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Who can go wrong with the guys who thought:
"Hey lets make a villain"
"lets make him bruce campbell"
"But what about a design"
"How about just a giant chin"
"Ooh thats good"
"Lets make him MODOK but handsome!"


Its the
'hey dudes whatd you watch last night'
'mazinger z and transformers'
'Evil dead and avengers comics"
"Sailor moon"
"Space captain Hancock"

"Smurfs and Care bears


What dont judge me"

school of making a show.

:colbert: You say this like its a bad thing.


Hobgoblin2099 posted:

Antonucci owns the rights to the show, doesn't he? I remember someone jokingly sending him an idea of a modern CN reboot of EEnE, and his reaction was basically "gently caress off."



Well, to be fair, did you read their idea for the reboot? "They're all friends? They give money to charity? No wobbly outlines?" Like, at that point, it's an original IP and a lovely one at that. Ed, Edd' and Eddy is a 90s show about three varying types of douchebag being douchebags to other varying types of douchebage with no lesson, moral, or purpose.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Onmi posted:

The joke is that's most reboots. They miss the point of the shows they're rebooting.

Welp, I'm an idiot then. Should have picked up on the joke, but I'm just used to the internet missing the point entirely and being indignant about it. Which, ironically, is what I just did.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

RareAcumen posted:

Ed Edd n Eddy trying to get rich off of various internet fads could carry the show for about four episodes actually. As long as one of them is 'intentionally getting yourself hurt for views'

To be frank, that one would fit in pretty well with the OG series. The punchline could even be them cashing in their views to get a piitance and being frustrated over how much pain they had to go through for 1.25 USD.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Can you do a character like Ed in 2017? I feel there might be a lot of backlash nowadays.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

nerdbot posted:

Eddy convinces everyone in the neighborhood into donating to his crowdfunding campaign, but can't convince Kevin to donate so he doesn't reach the minimum funding. Meanwhile, the Kanker Sisters get a massive donation from a Saudi prince

Is this just a Seinfeld 2000 tweet now.

Edd' gets a job at a tech company in Silicon Valley, but can't handle their disorganized nature while Ed and Eddy manage to win the Republican Primary despite Ed being grossly (and literally) unqualified for President.

RareAcumen posted:

I'm sure you can have one character be 'the dumb one' and get away with it.

I can see some people giving it flak claiming Ed is an offensive portrayal of the mentally challenged. Not saying he is is, but I can see this being a controversy.

Guy Mann posted:

Why can't we go back to tell good old days when everyone just watched the exact same Looney Toons and Hanna-Barbera cartoons for three generations straight.

Remember when CN would air old Looney Toons shows on Sunday Night and devote a literal week to airing every Bugs Bunny cartoon in order? Scooby Doo would play constantly, Tom and Jerry was always on in the mornings, and they still had original cartoons.

God, is it weird that they recycled so much poo poo and got away with it.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

nerdbot posted:

This is all very relevant because the Eds will be members of the Scotsman's army.

How the hell with the Scotsman Army be relevant in the 20 minutes they got planned? My only guess is the Scotsman manage to distract Aku enough for Jack to free himself from whatever torture prison Aku has him in and Jack gets his sword back.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

nerdbot posted:

How did they resolve Ashi's mom, Jack getting his sword back, and defeating his angry brain ghost all in 20 minutes?

Lots of cutting and compaction and, let's be real, the Ashi's mom resolution felt shoe-horned a tad.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
When she started using all the powers of Aku, my brother and I both said "time portal." The look on Aku's face was pretty priceless.

I mean, the show finally fullfilled its promise: Jack got back to the past and undid the future that is Aku's. To make things bitter sweet, Ashi ceases to be, but Jack finds solace in knowing he saved the universe from oppression.

Honestly, I had fun. The Gurren Lagann ending was certainly a way to do it.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
You know, I just thought of this: they could justify Ashi living in a weird timeloop thing because, well, Jack STILL got sent to the future.

Actually, wait, what the gently caress happened to the Jack sent the future?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Bust Rodd posted:

He does though, just after 54 years of psychological and physical torture. The only woman he ever loved was an alien killing machine literally made out of unspeakable evil. He gets to retire as the Emperor of Japan and-


gently caress THEY NEVER TOLD US JACKS REAL NAME FUCKETY gently caress gently caress ME

Ho Lee Fu Kin Shite, you're right!

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Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Dolash posted:

An alternate take on the ending.

To be honest, I might've settled for the ending as they told if if they'd at least finished with a flash-forward to the new future, showing the alternate, prosperous versions of the people Jack met in the Aku-future. Could've even had Aku's Daughters for ~reasons~, maybe have some ancient moss-covered statue of Old King Jack sitting around.

Perhaps this is how it always has been, but I noticed a lot of people have trouble accepting a sad or bittersweet ending in general. I mean, it makes logical sense and I definitely noticed it way, way before this series' finale, but I do find it odd how people sometimes make up a happy ending in their head or try to deny a sad ending. The internet only made it more obvious people do this. I don't know, just felt like pointing it out.

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