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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Something Awful Top Dog Tournament - Pet Island Voting Thread
Who's the Pet Island Top Dog?
This poll is closed.
Kiska 6 6.74%
Wandy 5 5.62%
Tash 19 21.35%
Gaston 22 24.72%
Hannah 3 3.37%
Charlie 3 3.37%
That Facebook Link 1 1.12%
Oliver 4 4.49%
Cody 5 5.62%
Tarkus 2 2.25%
Butler 2 2.25%
Chloe 2 2.25%
Judah 9 10.11%
Terra 6 6.74%
Total: 89 votes
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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

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:shibe: Welcome to the Something Awful Top Dog Tournament! :cheerdoge:

The Something Awful Top Dog Tournament is a competition to determine the top dog across this whole forum. Think you know a pooch who's up for the task? Nominate a dog, win the subforum round, and take on the top dogs from subforums across SA!

The three stages of the Top Dog Tournament are:
1) Subforum Nomination - Each participating subforum has a nomination thread for posters to nominate potential Top Dogs
2) Subforum Voting - Each subforum votes to determine the champion that will represent them in the forumwide vote
3) Forumwide Voting - The champions from every subforum go head to head to determine the Top Dog of the Tournament

This thread is Stage 2: Subforum Voting.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who's the goodest dog of all?

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Tendai posted:

Kiska

Kiska is a good dog because she plays fetch, loves belly rubs, and eats inappropriate things like cardboard :colbert:



learnincurve posted:

Name: Wandy
Reason: Wandy was a good bird and a shining example of what all birds, potato or otherwise, should aspire to be.



GoldStandardConure posted:

Tash

Tash was a good dog because her favorite food was ants. She would find an ant trail and lick them all up.



where the red fern gropes posted:

Gaston

he owns my yard and won't leave



Jose Oquendo posted:



Hannah the African Grey

You better nominate him because otherwise he'll give you the evil eye and murder you in your sleep.

Shark Sandwich posted:

Excellent dogs all around. This is mine. His name is Charlie and he is loyal and he hates playing fetch.



DarkHorse posted:

I want to nominate one of my dogs, but I think this dog is better:

https://www.facebook.com/OficialPomba/videos/665070020342082/

Painful Dart Bomb posted:

Oliver
My adopted buddy. He was pretty fat when I got him, but unlike most goons he is constantly working to better himself through diet and exercise.





Harvey Baldman posted:

Cody

He is terrified of everything, except people, in whom he invests unconditional trust and love, and his water bowl, which is the best thing ever apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/MjAmHLm.gifv

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Tarkus

He's a Good Boy because he let me wear my new moccasins for 3 whole days before chewing them up.



thatbastardken posted:

Butler



butler is a good boy because he kills rats and appreciates visual art

Darth Walrus posted:

Chloe

She's a good puppy...



... and an excellent hat.



Shirec posted:

I'd like to nominate someone else's bird.
Tendai's Judah, an excellent cockatiel, an ur-potato







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y__YxTVlmcM

His antics were always the best and most potato, and he launched the "Not Judah" award, currently held by Steve. I still miss him, even though I am an internet stranger with my own birds.



Ferryll posted:


Terra is a GoldenAussie (possibly) we adopted 2 months ago from a shelter.
She is a very good dog because:
1. She overcame separation anxiety (with the help of Prozac and behavioral training)
2. She loves all people, kids, dogs, cats, etc. We are in the beginning stages to train her to become a therapy dog. She loves it!
3. She is the softest, calmest thing to pet. If this was a softness competition, she would win hands down.
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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

 As per tournament organizer pig slut lisa, the subforum voting round is now :siren:CLOSED:siren:!




Congratulations to GASTON, who is actually in no way anybody's pet and has killed at least one goon to date.

where the red fern gropes posted:

Gaston

he owns my yard and won't leave


No one's white as Gaston
No one bites like Gaston
No one causes your cats such a fright as Gaston!

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating~

Word, such a bird, that Gaston!






Honorable mention to Tash, who was clearly also a very, very good dog. :)

Final voting will begin Saturday!

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

 The bird thread suggests kaarakin, a black cockatoo conservation center.

LITERALLY A BIRD fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Mar 11, 2017

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