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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > I've discovered that the FBI is wiretapping me
 
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nobodygetshurt

 Hacking tip: To reverse the wiretap, simply turn your phone upside down with the mic on your ear and the speaker by your mouth. You have now wiretapped the FBI.

* # ¿ Mar 16, 2017 20:02
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nobodygetshurt

 It's usually just noises of gunfire and fax machines.

* # ¿ Mar 16, 2017 20:02
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nobodygetshurt

 Buster: I hate living here with the FBI, also they might be listening in on this call.

FBI maid (away from the phone): Can I throw out this yogurt, Mr. FBI?

FBI: Sshhhh!

Me: First off, Buster I think it's time you moved out. And secondly, you don't want to take any chances with yogurt, FBI. Just throw it out.

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