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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > I've discovered that the FBI is wiretapping me
 
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Vynar posted:

All of the government agencies are wiretapping me. As are all of the branches of the military, local police, coast guard, and amazon dot com. Imagine the raging party I came home to when all of their agents accidentally showed up to wiretap me at the same time. They drank all my beer and clogged all of my toilets. I am now completely out of doritos. Oh well I guess I can have the amazon guy order me some more.

wow NSA guy you brought salted caramel gelato and grapefruit sculpin, two of my faves, how'd you know??

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nobodygetshurt posted:

Hacking tip: To reverse the wiretap, simply turn your phone upside down with the mic on your ear and the speaker by your mouth. You have now wiretapped the FBI.
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