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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I furtively place the phone to my ear, a bead of sweat rolls down my forehead and into my brow eventually finding its way into my eye, stinging slightly. I take a deep breath and exhale slowly, the words struggle to form in my throat.

My confession, to the nothingness on the other end of an empty line, or so I think... lurches out of my mouth like a lame cripple, crawling into the light of righteous damnation:

"I-I did it..."
"I d-did the..."
"the f-f-F..."
"the Fappening... it was m-me"

I start to sob softly into the receiver, releasing the tension of a sin I've carried too long upon my conscience.

FBI: :gonk:.......:hawaaaafap: :hfive:


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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
The FBI raped me. The end.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I think a probate is in order, for the length in which time a drunken stupor should be assumed to have worn off, if the mod agrees I shall assume said punishment in disgrace. I apologize to any I may have offended.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

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