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FBI LOGS: FutonForensic 02.28.2017.14.38: [Inbound call] Hello? [4 sec. pause] Oh sorry, I think you have the wrong number. No problem. Bye. Sorry. NO OTHER CALLS ON LOG
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me: hi FBI guy FBI: uhh you're not really supposed to talk directly to us, lmao. we just listen  me: ooooh ok lol. well i'm just gonna dial the Big Latina Asses hotline. are you okay with Big Latina Asses? FBI: i freakin' love Big Latina Asses, my man. carry on lol me: *redial* hello, is this Big Latina Asses hotline  👌FBI:  👌
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me: hey, Chelsea? I just wanted to say... um... ???: TELL HER YOU ENJOY HER COMPANY. TREAT HER AS A PERSON, NOT AN OBJECT. Chelsea: Yeah! Do those things! me: uh, uh, slut! you're an ugly negged slut and you'll take me to prom! blehblehblehbleh (<-- bad cunnilingus noises) ???: YOU FOOL. YOU THREW AWAY WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP. CHELSEA. GO TO PROM WITH ME. WE WILL RULE THE CEREMONY NOT AS PROM KING AND QUEEN, BUT AS PROM GODS Chelsea: nah
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