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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Newman works for the Post Office, he wouldn't have voted Republican. he would have without a doubt voted trump, since with that logic, no poors would have voted for him either, and we all know that's not true Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 01:23 on Mar 7, 2017 |
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I think Kramer is more of a Jill Stein guy. But he would've stayed home during the election anyway.
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I think Kramer would have been one of those trump supporters who thought they were both bad and we really need trump to shake up the system.
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What about George's parents? Could see Frank voting for Trump and Estelle voting for Hillary.
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:he would have without a doubt voted trump, since with that logic, no poors would have voted for home either, and we all know that's not true Hmm... true.
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Vogler posted:I think Kramer is more of a Jill Stein guy. But he would've stayed home during the election anyway. he will want to vote Jill Stein, but he'll forget and contemplate a vote to Gary Johnson, then at the last minute, in the voting booth, will think, gently caress it Trump! I want to see this go live, just for the hell of it!
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kramer would have voted gary johnson but somehow ended up making national news as evidence of 3 million voter fraud voting hillary
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We're taking this baby (wild hand motions) STRAIGHT TO THE TOP
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Condiv posted:*jerry skips meeting his parents to go to a trump rally with george* p much what I had in mind, Geoffrey is some /pol/ moron that gets Leo really into trump, Jerry votes trump because of her emails, Elaine is Hillary fan #1 and George would be a Bernout who only wanted the first Jewish president. I guess Kramer can get on the Gary Johnson train
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Raskolnikov38 posted:p much what I had in mind, Geoffrey is some /pol/ moron that gets Leo really into trump, Jerry votes trump because of her emails, Elaine is Hillary fan #1 and George would be a Bernout who only wanted the first Jewish president. I guess Kramer can get on the Gary Johnson train george would end up voting trump because of bitterness over the bernie loss reinforcing his inferiority complex, mixed with his angry white guy self destructive tendencies he has always had an undercurrent of gently caress humanity in his makeup, its what made him funny and largely my fave part of the show, but its also why he would have voted trump
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Raskolnikov38 posted:p much what I had in mind, Geoffrey is some /pol/ moron that gets Leo really into trump, Jerry votes trump because of her emails, Elaine is Hillary fan #1 and George would be a Bernout who only wanted the first Jewish president. I guess Kramer can get on the Gary Johnson train you are right, elaine would initially be pro hillary, but out of misanthropic spite and in a misguided attempt to please some idiot of the minute she is seeing, she would have gone trump, i in fact believe they would all encounter each other in line to vote
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Elaine dated a literal communist, dumped aboyfriend because he was anti abortion, did chartiy work with old people. I am doubtful of her Trumpishness
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Also best man at a lesbian wedding
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a real chump posted:Elaine dated a literal communist, dumped aboyfriend because he was anti abortion, did chartiy work with old people. ok, your point stands, Elaine would have been with her
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Lt. Joe Bookman
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Seinfeld universe, somehow New York is decided by only 1~4 votes. Episode is devoted to Jerry and co. trying to figure out who they can blame. Somehow they all find a way blame themselves/each other. Like Kramer gave Newman a ride to the polling place, but he himself did not end up voting. Elaine's off the cuff remark really had an effect on her roommate. Etc.
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george did the opposite of what he normally would do and voted trump/had sex.
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:george did the opposite of what he normally would do and voted trump/had sex. right on target, the sex is with a trumpette he meets at the polling place, and he never calls her back, noting to jerry that she is a quote, "scary alcoholic single mother with multiple dui's and a long standing opiate addiction"; jerry then asks if he really thinks he can do any better, at which point, they bicker endlessly at their neighborhood diner
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Seinfeld is the worst, last gasp of Reaganite, grasping, materialistic, narcissistic, banal self-absorption. The show is our Dorian Gray portrait, a reflection of the what's-in-it-for-me times that allowed Dick Morris and Bill Clinton to triumph with a campaign of ''bite-sized'' issues that emphasized personality over party.
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Man Musk posted:Seinfeld is the worst, last gasp of Reaganite, grasping, materialistic, narcissistic, banal self-absorption. The show is our Dorian Gray portrait, a reflection of the what's-in-it-for-me times that allowed Dick Morris and Bill Clinton to triumph with a campaign of ''bite-sized'' issues that emphasized personality over party. Imagine thinking things matter this much
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Kramer voters trump because he likes wearing the hat and yelling 'make america great again', but doesn't know/care about policy, or anything else about the election George votes trump because his parents keep bugging him to vote clinton(mother)/johnson(father), and he votes trump out of spite Elaine votes trump because she's dating a /pol/ guy, who thinks going to vote trump is a romantic date Jerry votes trump because he doesn't really care about politics, but he wants the ability to say that he was one of a handful of new yorkers who did vote trump trump ends up winning the election by exactly 4 votes, and all 4 of them are dumbfounded his stand up routine will be a commentary on how many disasters are a result of innocent curiosity/boredom rudatron has issued a correction as of 13:09 on Mar 7, 2017 |
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rudatron posted:Kramer voters trump because he likes wearing the hat and yelling 'make america great again', but doesn't know/care about policy, or anything else about the election my thoughts exactly!! this is peak Seinfeld! if you have watched the show it comes clear! thank you for this! 
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rudatron posted:Kramer voters trump because he likes wearing the hat and yelling 'make america great again', but doesn't know/care about policy, or anything else about the election woah, you actually made the series finale work! 
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Weeping Wound posted:woah, you actually made the series finale work! boom right? i see it too!
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I think Banyan would but only if Jerry did.
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Man Musk posted:Seinfeld is the worst, last gasp of Reaganite, grasping, materialistic, narcissistic, banal self-absorption. The show is our Dorian Gray portrait, a reflection of the what's-in-it-for-me times that allowed Dick Morris and Bill Clinton to triumph with a campaign of ''bite-sized'' issues that emphasized personality over party. Interesting.
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Man Musk posted:Seinfeld is the worst, last gasp of Reaganite, grasping, materialistic, narcissistic, banal self-absorption. The show is our Dorian Gray portrait, a reflection of the what's-in-it-for-me times that allowed Dick Morris and Bill Clinton to triumph with a campaign of ''bite-sized'' issues that emphasized personality over party. *huffs farts* Deep poo poo, man.
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Killin_Like_Bronson posted:I think Banyan would but only if Jerry did. *banya goes on a tour of the us border with jerry, complete with trump's huge luxurious wall* it's gold jerry! gold!!
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rudatron posted:Kramer voters trump because he likes wearing the hat and yelling 'make america great again', but doesn't know/care about policy, or anything else about the election Elaine voted for Hillary (as did her boyfriend, a Hillary campaign worker) but Trump still won by exactly 4 votes. Turns out Elaine sneezed on Hillary on that day on 9/11 and by November 8th Hillary was too sick to go vote and stays home. Giuliani calls her up and says "thanks again, Elaine!"
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I was ready to come in here and criticize you OP but I gotta say, that's a pretty solid list.
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Banyan and the CEO of Play Now
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