i just ate a donut, 3 cookies, lasagna, and a meatball

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

in that order. im going to eat a box of outshine coconut popsicles as soon as i get done taking this wicked rear end dump.

this thread is for questions about the nature of human existence and understanding why we are meant to suffer in this life.

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Dad gay did you know that cat penises can be used as letter openers in 23 different countries?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:51

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

check your email

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:51

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I cant wait to go home and jack off and then get drunk

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:53

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

check your email

thanks dude. i owe you one...

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:54

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

dad gay. so what posted:

thanks dude. i owe you one...

turn on PMs and make sure it emails you when you get one so that we can contact you when you go awol again

i guess we could just directly email you too

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:58

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Taking about toilet stuff is really gross.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:58

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

We suffer to gain a bulbous nose

Hardawn fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Mar 7, 2017

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:58

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

500 good dogs posted:

turn on PMs and make sure it emails you when you get one so that we can contact you when you go awol again

i guess we could just directly email you too

ya email or plat. now i have search to see what excitement i missed while they were fixing my brain lol

# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:59

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

dad gay. so what posted:

ya email or plat. now i have search to see what excitement i missed while they were fixing my brain lol

FREE SID

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:00

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

have you considered coffee enemas?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:02

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

donkey salami posted:

have you considered coffee enemas?

ive been eating fiber one lemon bars like crazy. they are real good

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:06

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I ate chicken tenders

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:07

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

gonna need some cardio. that's a healthy load of carbs there.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:08

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Fiber? Sounds dangerous

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:08

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Fiber? Sounds dangerous

Fiber? I hardly knew her!

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:10

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Fiber? Sounds dangerous

How bout some fibre?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:10

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Hardawn posted:

How bout some fibre?

I don't like British food

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:11

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I don't like British food

Neither do they :downsrim:

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:14

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

hello dad

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:17

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Why is it that I take in fiber, it takes me 2 days before the mega poo poo happens? Why is that?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:21

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Wicker Man posted:

Why is it that I take in fiber, it takes me 2 days before the mega poo poo happens? Why is that?

OIC

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:22

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Hardawn posted:

OIC

Nice

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:22

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

dad gay. so what posted:

this thread is for questions about the nature of human existence and understanding why we are meant to suffer in this life.

i need to sleep on this

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:26

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

two words.

PSYLLIUM. HUSK.

clean you right out.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:27

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

in that order. im going to eat a box of outshine coconut popsicles as soon as i get done taking this wicked rear end dump.

this thread is for questions about the nature of human existence and understanding why we are meant to suffer in this life.

those popsicles are ood

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:30

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

why don't they put meatballs inside lasagna

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:31

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

gently caress off gurf

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:32

Mr. Unlucky: Nov 1, 2006; by R. Guyovich

not everyone suffers just most.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:35

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Mr. Unlucky posted:

not everyone suffers just most.

WRONG, BITCH!

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:38

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

500 good dogs posted:

FREE SID

wait is sid banned again??

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:50

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Professor SJW posted:

wait is sid banned again??

he must be other wise he would be shaming the OP for being so obv high

# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:56

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

i just jacked off and then drank liquor

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:10

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

vr porn is cool and like the only aspect of this future that isn't poo poo

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:11

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

i didnt look at VR porn i just looked at normal xnxx.com porn while I manipulated my erection to completion

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:14

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Nooner posted:

i didnt look at VR porn i just looked at normal xnxx.com porn while I manipulated my erection to completion

Digital manipulation?

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:15

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

please ban that guy for posting a link to porn

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:21

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

im eating a lage variety of sour candy

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:22

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

im preparing

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:22

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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Professor SJW posted:

wait is sid banned again??

No, he's just really bummed out and is taking a break.

Apparently half of the admin staff deciding that they hate you so much that you should be permabanned is a real downer.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:24

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