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Looks bad folks. Lots of tornados down the whole middle of the US. Any of you dyin? Blow me!!! 
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lol I wish
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Mar 7, 2017 04:49
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It's supposed to rain tonight here, like hard. Idk about tornado tho
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Mar 7, 2017 04:53
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Illinois reporting in. Tornadoes have submitted to me my entire life, and I'm not about to let those fuckers win now. That being said bad weather owns and makes for a chill night. (If you take my house tornado, let me live so I can collect the insurance money please, thanks bro)
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Mar 7, 2017 04:55
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the severe part passed over my house about 20 mins ago and lasted for about 3 minutes ama
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Mar 7, 2017 04:57
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Sadly not me
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Mar 7, 2017 04:57
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OKC reporting in, not getting killed today, maybe tomorrow!
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Mar 7, 2017 05:00
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Hope you all dont make it. Blow me.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:03
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Node posted:the severe part passed over my house about 20 mins ago and lasted for about 3 minutes ama
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Mar 7, 2017 05:04
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Its windy in the Windy City! But we don't get tornadoes here.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:05
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i like that posted:did you huddle in the basment? were u scared? i went to the basement but when the strong winds started i stood up like a boss and gave the weather the ol' finger
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Mar 7, 2017 05:05
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like a record baby right round round round I'm currently huddled in my basement with my toddler stuffed into my bug out bag, eating emergency rations. Removed all my windows earlier today so that the shards couldnt kill me except now its wet in this house. Thank god for sump pumps am I right or what?!
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Mar 7, 2017 05:05
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I'm not going to be killed by a tornado.. All I need to worry about is a volcano, super quake, or both
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Mar 7, 2017 05:05
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It's really loving windy
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Mar 7, 2017 05:06
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Kuato posted:I'm not going to be killed by a tornado.. All I need to worry about is a volcano, super quake, or both one time I ate this steak, probably the best I've had in my life... cooked right in front of me on a lava stone, like from a volcano. I was quaking it was so super good.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:07
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Someone get back to me when nothing happened.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:08
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Alright, just went outside and shoved my chairs and porch poo poo into a corner. Is that gonna do anything to keep them from blowing through my neighbor's window like a rocket?
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Mar 7, 2017 05:08
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Ruggan posted:Alright, just went outside and shoved my chairs and porch poo poo into a corner. Is that gonna do anything to keep them from blowing through my neighbor's window like a rocket? Chuck some occy straps around them
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Mar 7, 2017 05:09
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guns for tits posted:lol I wish
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Mar 7, 2017 05:13
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Let me check Frankie McDonald's YouTube. I don't see anything, should be fine.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:19
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my porch has piles of 2x4s and assorted metal scraps, bunch of full cans of paint and about a years worth of glass bottles for recycling someone's house is gonna get hosed up, hope it's not mine
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Mar 7, 2017 05:20
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Tom Gorman posted:my porch has piles of 2x4s and assorted metal scraps, bunch of full cans of paint and about a years worth of glass bottles for recycling someone's house is gonna get hosed up, hope it's not mine Spread them all spaced out evenly and flat on the ground, like a nice lawn area, so they are essentially "ducking" the wind. Only way to be safe.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:22
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*Is sucked into a violent tornado vortex and impaled by 30 stalks of corn* EAAAAATTTTT FRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
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Mar 7, 2017 05:25
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Verily I Shat posted:Spread them all spaced out evenly and flat on the ground, like a nice lawn area, so they are essentially "ducking" the wind. i propped everything up on the railings to ensure maximum lift before the hail started falling, i hope my debris maelstrom destroys everything my neighbors own.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:26
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ever notice tornadoes never hit the rich or important parts of the country?
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Mar 7, 2017 05:27
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500 good dogs posted:ever notice tornadoes never hit the rich or important parts of the country? this but the opposite next time a hurricane/earthquake levels the rich parts
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Mar 7, 2017 05:30
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Tom Gorman posted:i propped everything up on the railings to ensure maximum lift before the hail started falling, i hope my debris maelstrom destroys everything my neighbors own. 
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Mar 7, 2017 05:32
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many hours were spent hiding in the central hallway surrounded by pillows as a child. kind of over it at this point. kill me or don't, whatever.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:33
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500 good dogs posted:ever notice tornadoes never hit the rich or important parts of the country? Kinda like plane flight paths, highways, mall towns etc,,,the richer people and people with power aren't necessarily stupid, they just certainly dont care about you. Verily I Shat fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Mar 7, 2017 |
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Mar 7, 2017 05:34
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i didnt die from a tornado but my power was out for 5 godamn hours
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Mar 7, 2017 05:46
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Toadvine posted:this but the opposite next time a hurricane/earthquake levels the rich parts  You never hear of a "super tornado" that's going to make Illinois or Kentucky fall into the drat ocean.uber_stoat posted:many hours were spent hiding in the central hallway surrounded by pillows as a child. kind of over it at this point. kill me or don't, whatever. This was me but we'd drag my mattress (closest room) into the hallway.
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Mar 7, 2017 05:48
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just barely missed me, sorry guys you'll have to put up with me a while longer!
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Mar 7, 2017 05:51
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I'm in SE Wisconsin. This should be fun.
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Mar 7, 2017 06:19
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i'm just barely inside the green edge but the non-tornado storms seem to have passed
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Mar 7, 2017 06:25
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uber_stoat posted:many hours were spent hiding in the central hallway surrounded by pillows as a child. kind of over it at this point. kill me or don't, whatever. That was always fun and spooky for me. 
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Mar 7, 2017 06:29
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Verily I Shat posted:Kinda like plane flight paths, highways, mall towns etc,,,the richer people and people with power aren't necessarily stupid, they just certainly dont care about you. no you misunderstand, I'm actually a rich guy. I'm actually shamefully excited for the terrible loving ACA repeal because it's going to save me a bunch of money by removing the 0.9% tax on income over 250k
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Mar 7, 2017 06:30
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I voted for bernie though
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Mar 7, 2017 06:30
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Natgeo documentary about the big tornado that killed a group of their storm chasers, with lots of video from other storm chasers thats fairly terrifying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFlSmmHMw0o
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Mar 7, 2017 06:34
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suicide via tornado seems like a neat but inconsistent method
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And far too painful and prolonged.
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