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Matoi Ryuko


watho posted:

you've improved a lot matoi! how's moderating adtrw going?

Thanks. It's going pretty well. I need more anime girl sprites for my signature, tho.


This avatar is super cool and I love it.

Mariana Horchata posted:

i just want to be appreciated for being myself and maybe even understood, idk if thats too much to ask nowdays...prob is (not surprised)~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVuARAzNnKw

I will probably never understand you but I apprecieate you. Also my favorite movies are beetlejuice and a scanner darkly


:bisonyes:

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FactsAreUseless posted:

We don't need a tier list, we need a tears for fears list, because everybody wants to rule BYOB.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ I'm the dude being weird outside the window

:jerry:

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


<Vocaloid voice> "Daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do."

What the, I thought this only sang in Japanese?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Twenty Four posted:

Whiskey for my friends, beer LSD for my horses. Horses just tripping balls out in front of the saloon, going wild. Cowboys can't stop laughing.

Shamen used to drink reindeer piss after the deer had eaten magic shrooms and that's what eventually became the santa mythos, felt like they were flying on the reindeer.

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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Thanks. It's going pretty well. I need more anime girl sprites for my signature, tho.

sick. was it prefuse who modded it last? i like that dude but the sub was really garbo then. i hope it's better now :)



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig

Matoi Ryuko


watho posted:

sick. was it prefuse who modded it last? i like that dude but the sub was really garbo then. i hope it's better now :)

No, the previous mod was a guy named Bad Seafood, and before him was a guy named Baal. And then before baal was zorak and now you're all caught up.

Senior Management



if only we had a classic drilldosquirt futa thread to kick start this joint

:jerry:

FluffieDuckie

Vynar posted:

if only we had a classic drilldosquirt futa thread to kick start this joint


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

buff goat man

penis

Elusif


help, moderators

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Vynar posted:

if only we had a classic drilldosquirt futa thread to kick start this joint



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig

Piso Mojado

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

The only correct governmeny is no government the only correct philosophy is Nihilism one day all forums will be dead and also gay

Baller Ina

Nothing is more pretentious than a high schooler

Source: used to be one, can confirm did suck rear end

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sorry opie. I know it doesn't mean much coming from me.

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Vynar posted:

if only we had a classic drilldosquirt futa thread to kick start this joint

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

FutaBoner



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the littlest prince


Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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FluffieDuckie

hi there guys

just stopping by to say maybe if i come in and say "no" then maybe that's a hint that no, we don't actually need such a thing


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FutaBoner

Please do not misunderstand my intentions to be cantankerous, contentious, or pejorative.
I realize that my little slap on the wrist is only for a few hours and is intended to help me to acclimate – but that’s just the problem! I don’t get it! I just don’t get it.

I’m trying to find a place where I belong.
In a desperate attempt to find a random, forum-like site with more pundits than 4Chan and better tolerance than WarBucket, I finally turn to this fatuous place of feculence known as SomethingAwful.

Having browsed through some of the forums and threads, I paid for membership and then paid again to simply add an avatar and then skimmed through the obfuscated short novel of rules before attempting to find someplace to introduce myself.

Having seen more swears than I can count in the site design itself, threads like “Post your goat futanari pics here”, an “anus, and jilling” thread, an “I hope santa brings me a dragon dildo” thread and others that just contain the best Skyrim penis mods you have ever seen, I didn’t think it incongruous to make a post providing my hopefully-soon-to-be-brethren some futa porn. Further, I thought it best for my first post to be providing something, rather than asking or taking something.

So, of course my offering was lambasted by Rushi in a cryptic water-head speak which can be loosely translated to “You cant post links to porn”. Because clearly this behavior is so astonishingly inapropos in comparison to “I can only get off to extreme gape porn where the woman is railed by some huge mongoloid dick, leaving a huge cavern like opening with the vagina. i think its cuz i am a huge alpha and as any alpha my main objective is to spread my seed. chick with gaping baby holes are basically showing me they have the goods to pop out any football sized baby they might have to deliver for me in the future, the ultimate turn on imho.”

I don’t know, man. I apologize for the rant – I’m just out of ideas.

FutaBoner fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Mar 13, 2017

Elusif

"Oops, sorry mom!"
And a nice picture would have sufficed, friend.

Elusif

I just actually read that wall of text and there isnt a :yikes: big enough.

Piso Mojado

that sure is a lot of words to say "i suck at posting"

Elusif

I call upon the power of the wet floor sign.

Piso Mojado

im starting to lose my patience with this dead gay forum

Elusif

Queue him up for a 100,000 hour probation.

Elusif

And me for a 6 hour because you have gone maverick. Also I started a sentence with the word "and".

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FutaBoner posted:

I don’t know, man. I apologize for the rant – I’m just out of ideas.

BYOB isn't like any other forum on the SA site-this isn't a joke post, it's a serious reply to your serious quandary. Think of BYOB as a sort of after school rec center for adults, with a "no porn or really anything that reflects the seedier side of humanity, including drugs with a sort of double standard for marijuana because it's essentially a medicine" iron-clad clause.

Why come here, to SomethingAwful? There's an automotive subforum, if your car decides it's done and you're not. There's a forum for asking questions or for looking for other people's experiences with ailments and such. There's a forum for pets, where you can inquire about the health and well-being of your scaled, furry, or feathered friend(s). Drugs and everything about them can be read about in the CC subforum. There's sub-forums for many different flavors and tastes, including anime. My suggestion to you would be to lurk, lurk some more- and when you're sure you're in the right place, post.

There's humor and comedy, and then there's just being mean. This particular subforum tends to cultivate the best in people, and it's expected that posters will be respectful of other posters and not condoning people being not nice to other people.

I wish you the best in deciding whether or not SA or BYOB in particular is good for you. In the meantime, I invite you to consider posting in one or both of these threads: BYOB Spring 2017 Sig thread FluffieDuckie's custom AV thread.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Elusif

There is comedy, but where is the justice?

alnilam

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

There is comedy, but where is the justice?

Right over there *points at Justice, which everyone agrees is clearly right over there*

Rushi

by Smythe

our mod fluffie said NO to futa porn and you posted it anyways! just don't do something a mod says not to do (esp in the same thread the mod said not to do it!) and you'll be on your way to a byob superstar c:

don't forget to stop by the chat thread and let us know about any cute pets or interesting hobbies you got :3:

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by Smythe

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

"Oops, sorry mom!"
And a nice picture would have sufficed, friend.

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Robot Made of Meat

Dunno. I've been reading SA's front page since nearly the beginning, and I've been reading the forums (which you can do for free) for many years. Only when I decided that I had the hang of the place (and read the reasonable number of rules) did I spend money to be a part of it all.

It would have been precipitous and foolish of me to waste money to post in a forum I didn't like, or to break the rules and get probed.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Rushi

by Smythe

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

And me for a 6 hour because you have gone maverick. Also I started a sentence with the word "and".

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Rushi fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Mar 13, 2017

Macnult

Munchables posted:

The only correct governmeny is no government the only correct philosophy is Nihilism one day all forums will be dead and also gay

nihilism is just laziness with perspective

tao of lmao

Anyone wanna multiply with me?

FutaBoner

Splatmaster posted:

BYOB isn't like any other forum on the SA site-this isn't a joke post, it's a serious reply to your serious quandary. Think of BYOB as a sort of after school rec center for adults, with a "no porn or really anything that reflects the seedier side of humanity, including drugs with a sort of double standard for marijuana because it's essentially a medicine" iron-clad clause.

Why come here, to SomethingAwful? There's an automotive subforum, if your car decides it's done and you're not. There's a forum for asking questions or for looking for other people's experiences with ailments and such. There's a forum for pets, where you can inquire about the health and well-being of your scaled, furry, or feathered friend(s). Drugs and everything about them can be read about in the CC subforum. There's sub-forums for many different flavors and tastes, including anime. My suggestion to you would be to lurk, lurk some more- and when you're sure you're in the right place, post.

There's humor and comedy, and then there's just being mean. This particular subforum tends to cultivate the best in people, and it's expected that posters will be respectful of other posters and not condoning people being not nice to other people.

I wish you the best in deciding whether or not SA or BYOB in particular is good for you. In the meantime, I invite you to consider posting in one or both of these threads: BYOB Spring 2017 Sig thread FluffieDuckie's custom AV thread.

Thank you so much for taking the time to help me.
I would ask more questions, but I fear they would be misplaced in this thread. Is that correct?

Rushi posted:

our mod fluffie said NO to futa porn and you posted it anyways! just don't do something a mod says not to do (esp in the same thread the mod said not to do it!) and you'll be on your way to a byob superstar c:

don't forget to stop by the chat thread and let us know about any cute pets or interesting hobbies you got :3:

Actually, I only read like the first two pages of this thread before posting. Further, he just kinda posted a gif that seemed to suggest general disapproval and/or disgust, in my mind.
Where is this "chat" dealie? That sounds interesting.

watho posted:

starting to lose patience with this dead gay forum

Have I provided the entertainment you were looking for? Perhaps...licentious entertainment?

FutaBoner fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Mar 25, 2017

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FutaBoner posted:

Thank you so much for taking the time to help me.
I would ask more questions, but I fear they would be misplaced in this thread. Is that correct?

You're very welcome, and I would say so long as this thread is open and you have a question related to BYOB, ask away!


FutaBoner posted:

Where is this "chat" dealie? That sounds interesting


Here you go: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765007

One final note: This thread is the BYOB comedy goldmine, where top BYOB-generated threads go to live on forever: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=176 This is the SomethingAwful Fronttpage goldmine stuff, where a lot of material recently has originated from BYOB: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Mar 13, 2017

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