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Please do not misunderstand my intentions to be cantankerous, contentious, or pejorative. I realize that my little slap on the wrist is only for a few hours and is intended to help me to acclimate – but that’s just the problem! I don’t get it! I just don’t get it. I’m trying to find a place where I belong. In a desperate attempt to find a random, forum-like site with more pundits than 4Chan and better tolerance than WarBucket, I finally turn to this fatuous place of feculence known as SomethingAwful. Having browsed through some of the forums and threads, I paid for membership and then paid again to simply add an avatar and then skimmed through the obfuscated short novel of rules before attempting to find someplace to introduce myself. Having seen more swears than I can count in the site design itself, threads like “Post your goat futanari pics here”, an “anus, and jilling” thread, an “I hope santa brings me a dragon dildo” thread and others that just contain the best Skyrim penis mods you have ever seen, I didn’t think it incongruous to make a post providing my hopefully-soon-to-be-brethren some futa porn. Further, I thought it best for my first post to be providing something, rather than asking or taking something. So, of course my offering was lambasted by Rushi in a cryptic water-head speak which can be loosely translated to “You cant post links to porn”. Because clearly this behavior is so astonishingly inapropos in comparison to “I can only get off to extreme gape porn where the woman is railed by some huge mongoloid dick, leaving a huge cavern like opening with the vagina. i think its cuz i am a huge alpha and as any alpha my main objective is to spread my seed. chick with gaping baby holes are basically showing me they have the goods to pop out any football sized baby they might have to deliver for me in the future, the ultimate turn on imho.” I don’t know, man. I apologize for the rant – I’m just out of ideas. FutaBoner fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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Mar 13, 2017 15:34
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Splatmaster posted:BYOB isn't like any other forum on the SA site-this isn't a joke post, it's a serious reply to your serious quandary. Think of BYOB as a sort of after school rec center for adults, with a "no porn or really anything that reflects the seedier side of humanity, including drugs with a sort of double standard for marijuana because it's essentially a medicine" iron-clad clause. Thank you so much for taking the time to help me. I would ask more questions, but I fear they would be misplaced in this thread. Is that correct? Rushi posted:our mod fluffie said NO to futa porn and you posted it anyways! just don't do something a mod says not to do (esp in the same thread the mod said not to do it!) and you'll be on your way to a byob superstar c: Actually, I only read like the first two pages of this thread before posting. Further, he just kinda posted a gif that seemed to suggest general disapproval and/or disgust, in my mind. Where is this "chat" dealie? That sounds interesting. watho posted:starting to lose patience with this dead gay forum Have I provided the entertainment you were looking for? Perhaps...licentious entertainment? FutaBoner fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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Mar 13, 2017 17:20
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rear end posted:Congratulations to the futa idiot guy whose second forums post made it to goons.txt. Where's that "Be Nice" guy? Also, I'm too much of a n00b sack of menses to know what "goons.txt" is. Where can I find it? FutaBoner fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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Mar 25, 2017 15:53
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darth_pizza posted:it's a twitter bot, last i checked - https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT Thanks. |
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