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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
ive peered into the ads of the future on kids youtube and it is terrifying kill the ads now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_XBKAEuMRM

why is the description in arabic while advertising russian m&ms and snickers and nerf guns using actors speaking some weird combination of russian and bad english. why are there spiders. why is there a man in a gorilla suit. who the gently caress is paying these actors. why is anything.

pagancow why have your people done this.

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pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

this is what happens when you teach your kids to adblock


are you happy with the future you have created?

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

pagancow posted:

this is what happens when you teach your kids to adblock


are you happy with the future you have created?

you're right, i just got a multipage redirect ad when i loaded this page and now i'm going to win a $1000 amazon gift card all i have to do is complete 12 platinum offers that cost $100 a month ads are good

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

angry_keebler posted:

ads are good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6EcMSWRpms

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!
go f fart

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
Depression
Or
Go ffart

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

gently caress that noise

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

wach what happens when your favorite #brands interact with the most expensive video cards you can buy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MXjvf_pjcI

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

seriously who wouldn't want an nvidia brand activation with a titan XP that makes light sabre sounds?

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

AND DONT TALK ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING DESPECIALIZED EDITIONS THEY ARE NOT CANONNN!!!!!!

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

pagancow posted:

this is what happens when you teach your kids to adblock


are you happy with the future you have created?

look, i think we all know that it's going to get worse before it gets better.

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

old ads on the nose are so great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MYrf4ou6X8

your life sucks

buy product

now you have women, respect, and street cred

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

much simpler time in the 90s

why you gota use adblock and gently caress it all up?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

a huge motivator for my use of an ad-blocker is how regularly and hilariously advertising networks are used to spread malware, crypto-miners, etc.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

duTrieux. posted:

a huge motivator for my use of an ad-blocker is how regularly and hilariously advertising networks are used to spread malware, crypto-miners, etc.

ya. if they weren’t the premiere source of cyber aids I wouldn’t care. gently caress a admen

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tbh ts true. even as an irl adblock person i still follow the same commercials i did in 1994 and 1998

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktu2-o_bTeQ

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



these are all the worst commercials sorry

i have nostalgia for older ones

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'm more of an 877 - CASH - NOW kind of man

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

i'm more of an 877 - CASH - NOW kind of man

nobody would lend me money, not even my relatives

that's why i made the cash call

99.25% apr

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Cjsnq8kVU

an quality ad that knows its target audience

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Cjsnq8kVU

an quality ad that knows its target audience

noted

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDf_wVdP-ag

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

YES! I have been wanting to see an advertorial as seen on TV style ad for a modern 2017 product

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u26h7qj6tis

these are the golden era of ads

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

COMMEMORATIVE

loving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ECtj-ViHM

PLATE

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

"His confident smile and cunning eyes are an inspiration to us all"

YOU CANT GET COPY BETTER THAN THAT

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
bad ads?
disappointing computer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCPgUMvWdvo

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

someday disney is going to figure out how to do actual product placement in star wars and it's going to be depressing

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



qirex posted:

someday disney is going to figure out how to do actual product placement in star wars and it's going to be depressing

m8 they product placed the original trilogy into the last movie nothing is beyond their reach

edit: not sure if you were joking or not but holy lol, disney already know how to place their product, star wars.

Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Dec 5, 2017

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



cheese-cube posted:

m8 they product placed the original trilogy into the last movie nothing is beyond their reach

edit: not sure if you were joking or not but holy lol, disney already know how to place their product, star wars.

if youre not paying for it you are the star wars

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Dec 5, 2017

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

reading tim wu's the attention merchants right now

it draws a fun through-line from nascent ads for literal snake oil to WWI propaganda to modern adtech

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

cheese-cube posted:

m8 they product placed the original trilogy into the last movie nothing is beyond their reach

edit: not sure if you were joking or not but holy lol, disney already know how to place their product, star wars.
talk about not sure if you're joking, there's star wars ads for cars, electric shavers, energy drinks, video cards, etc. a sequel isn't product placement for the previous entries I mean if the death star starkiller plans were hidden on a sandisk cruzer ultraflair usb3/microusb flash drive or if rey found a limited edition blu ray set of the first 6 movies in that basement under a lightsaber that would be a little different

one of the reasons the marvel movie machine works so well financially is they take place in the "real world" so tony stark can drive an audi and use oracle and they can get a huge tax break to film a scene in seoul

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

there was a save the children ad about children in conflict zones a nd i was so mad about being advertised to i forgot to be sad for all the dying children

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

qirex posted:

talk about not sure if you're joking, there's star wars ads for cars, electric shavers, energy drinks, video cards, etc. a sequel isn't product placement for the previous entries I mean if the death star starkiller plans were hidden on a sandisk cruzer ultraflair usb3/microusb flash drive or if rey found a limited edition blu ray set of the first 6 movies in that basement under a lightsaber that would be a little different

one of the reasons the marvel movie machine works so well financially is they take place in the "real world" so tony stark can drive an audi and use oracle and they can get a huge tax break to film a scene in seoul

not to mention region-specific scenes with popular actors and regional products that they cut in so they can better monetize certain markets

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
Google, Facebook, and Instagram are all confirmed existing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Yes I am a huge nerd and watched all the movies/tv shows and noted when they mentioned these things.

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