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pagancow posted:guys guys gusy guiys They should really do something about all that arcing in the transformer. That can't be good for your computer
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 19:29 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 17:44 |
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it's a p good ostrich
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 17:22 |
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it's cool how people are blind to internet ads these days. like they have done gaze-tracking studies and people have developed the ability to automatically ignore ads without even looking at them. all those millions of years of evolved signal-to-noise filters working perfectly, but instead of ignoring grass and finding tigers, they're ignoring irrelevant advertising. it's amazing. the only place that advertising "works" at all -- i.e. gains your attention -- is when you are literally forced to watch it before you get to the thing you want. you know what that's called? indoctrination. brainwashing. nazism.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 01:35 |
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Captain Foo posted:gently caress off with this poo poo lol I'm sorry about the gigantic stick in your rear end
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 17:11 |
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help police there is a man on the Internet making facetious exaggerations hitler loved advertising. you can't deny that.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 17:16 |
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absolutely would use the broken beta OS. no matter how bad it was, it would still be better than having random ads for lysol and golf clubs and other useless poo poo popping up to distract me
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 04:05 |
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oh, well, if you can keep the level of advertising down to the level i'm capable of setting it to in w10 (which is to say: 100% opt-out-able), that's okay. advertise away as long as it can be disabled by the end user.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 04:37 |
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Raluek posted:ads still subconsciously work on people who dont like to see them actually, the one with the lower price per unit will get my money.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 18:05 |
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yes: pay a reasonable one-time fee for a thing i like no: ad-supported "free" content with no purchase option loving no: ongoing subscription models
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 19:12 |
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Bloody posted:disagreed, im a big fan of patreon "donate money to someone who does a thing you like" sounds like my item #1
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 06:55 |
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ah, i thought patreon was like a paypal thing where you could just donate money to people who do things you like. i didn't realize it was a subscription. garbage.
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 18:39 |
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dad looks like a traumatized veteran experiencing anguished PTSD
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 17:38 |
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Salt Fish posted:I'm not a computer expert but shouldn't the parts be in the computer dad? he's yelling in frustration bc he piled all the parts together but the games still don't work
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 01:33 |
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don't use atom i don't know how they managed to make a text editor laggy but open source finds a way
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 01:50 |
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i wonder if it affects the flavor. i tried laser-cutting a pizza once and it worked, but tasted like burnt hair
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 21:22 |
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the cutting was successful, edibility is tangential
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 21:43 |
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Xaris posted:congrats on giving yourself weird deathcancer eh i wouldn't say it's any worse than eating a grilled something or other with some charring on it. as long as it's not every meal you're fine Xaris posted:yeah now hypercook the food and see what happens lol once it's so burned that it's converted to elemental carbon it's not gonna get any more carcingenic
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 21:59 |
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pagancow posted:but seriously guys, give your self all a pat on the back for trying to stand up against the evil ad man like seriously you guys are the greatest I will. thank you!
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 18:53 |
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basically imo ads break down one of two ways 1) the amount of money that the company makes off me is so marginal (like 0.005 cents per page load or w/e) that i'm effectively meaningless to them 2) the amount of money that the company makes off me is notable (a few dollars here and there) and therefore i should have a say in how i'm going to dispense my valuable attention
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 18:56 |
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:"since people who adblock hate seeing things they would want to have" i turned off adblock on some poorly coded website a while back and suddenly it reloaded and replaced the white background with a gigantic animated colorful ad for fabric softener. as a millennial, i would never buy fabric softener, even if i did want it, which i don't. the ad noticeably slowed down scrolling on the page, which irritated me, and created a powerful enough association that now when i think of fabric softener i remember that ad (don't remember the brand! just the existence of the ad) and become angry, which reinforces my desire to not buy the loving stuff. working as intended?
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 23:39 |
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pagancow et al. complain that ads support the content and such, but they only do that because of this massive long-game con that advertising agencies have pulled to convince other industries of their value. it's just phenomenal money transfers from corporations to the media for little actual benefit. strange.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 17:20 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Seriously have you ever tried telling gamers "why don't you just stop preordering poo poo even though you've been burned?" Even people I consider reasonable fall back on "but you get such good deals on bonus content!" i've never had this experience. it sounds like you're associating with the wrong people. pagancow posted:lol websites have little value. got it. websites have lots of value. advertising doesn't -- it's only valuable because the industry says it is. i'm sure that, as an insider, you have a perspective that lets you see both the academic studies showing that advertising conversion rates are utterly abysmal, and the industry publications showing that wow actually advertising is the most best greatest way to spend your money everyone has to do it all the time or else and we're not in denial of anything! Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Aug 20, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 17:33 |
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a company tricked them into buying a lovely product by lying about its quality. that's extremely effective advertising, granted, but it only works repeatedly on the terminally stupid (gamers). no one else is going to keep pre-ordering products from the same company that burns them like that over and over again.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 17:38 |
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pagancow posted:100 sticky paying customers are worth more than 1,000 freeloaders who will just go somewhere else when your js is tied to page load let's be realistic it's more like 100 sticky paying customers for every million freeloaders, of which 100,000 will go somewhere else when you force them to view your insipid garbage
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 19:22 |
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fixed pricing for all customers is pretty much an invention of the american advertising industry circa 1920 prior to that it was normal to haggle over any purchase, and for shopkeepers to arbitrarily raise or lower prices depending on how much they liked you
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 20:29 |
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cable tv: pay 10 times the price of netflix for even worse content, but every 3 minutes we will make you watch some smarmy insipid propaganda for a product you never want
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 00:59 |
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out of curiosity do advertising execs' spreadsheets take into account the people who become so infuriated by an ad playing dozens of times in the course of an episode of tv, or by the ad's message not agreeing with them, that they come to loathe the company and swear to never patronize them? or do they just reject reality completely like, i will never purchase a lysol-brand product in my life thanks entirely to my disgust with their television advertising messages
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 01:01 |
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ads are widely recognized as a negative feature of our society, which is why we have to repeatedly make laws restricting their spread
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 18:32 |
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i found this in my /img folder
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 01:38 |
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the last time i saw an advertisement i liked, steve was alive and macs were still made of bright polycarbonate. everything since about 2007 has been poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 17:59 |
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saudia arabia has culturally advanced to 1920 (in one small way) and it's good to encourage them
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 19:15 |
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:huh, alright then. thanks for the explanation "ASMR" , "autonomous sensory meridian response", is the tingling in your body that you get when you listen to really good music, or have a really strong emotional response to a piece of art, or have your skin gently stroked by a lover, and so on. it happens to literally everyone with a functional nervous system. for some reason, some people find that this effect is triggered by listening to girls whispering in youtube videos, but if they just said "i get all tingly when girls whisper at me" people would correctly say "i don't care" or "that's gross" so they gave it a fancy invented name and pretend that they're some kind of cutting edge psychonauts quote:The term "autonomous sensory meridian response" was coined on 25 February 2010 by Jennifer Allen, a cybersecurity professional residing in New York[5] in the introduction to a Facebook Group she founded entitled the ASMR Group.[6]
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 18:05 |
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ads are really awful
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 01:38 |
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Print ads are sometimes cool and good Video ads in any media are the great Satan
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 16:46 |
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Shaggar posted:wait. they couldn't do that already? what the gently caress have they been paying for? i think facebook does its own analysis of the posts and then sells ads by saying "we can reach 10,000 women in kentucky making $80,000 or more a year who like horses and bourbon", but that's all the client sees. this sounds like now if you're a Preferred Ad Partner you can get access to the content itself
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 21:24 |
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CommunistPancake posted:cant believe i actually watched this. saw a robot fall over, two robots get stuck, and then a some very good acting when the robots "crashed" into the commentator's desk. I went to a BattleBots taping and all the fighting there was real and good
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 19:14 |
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They called the 4th Xbox Xbox One X
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 16:52 |
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just wanted to update this thread to let y'all know that when i saw the ads for The Orville they made it look like the worst most abominable poo poo imaginable, and i was actively repelled from watching it, and it took human beings telling me otherwise to convince me to watch it and actually it's fairly decent. the advertising was 100% detrimental. well done, ads
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 00:46 |
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pagancow posted:guys this is post your cool ads thread, not talk about "i saw an ad" I ain't seen a good ad in a long, long time the green tuft & needle bus station ad campaign all over the city got me to look into and eventually buy one of their mattresses, so i guess that was a good campaign. the casper mattress ads on every podcast everywhere got me to specifically reject their product. ads are best when they are seen and not heard, and when they're not seen anywhere you would otherwise have something nice
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 04:26 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 17:44 |
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ok, here's a good ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMj7wJOiZKA
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