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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i sent out a mailchimp campgain yesterday. does that make me an ad?

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
jesus my lord

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it's a good ostrich brent



good song too. shame about that tagline jesus

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao I run ads on youtube telling people to suck my dick

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol that they leave their phones sitting upside down coz of the camera bump


portrait mode is a cheat huh? like it isnt actually a short depth of field, but works out what is far and close and applies a blur to the far? makes for bogus transitons so i hear

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i'd happily make ads for a living i think

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

i wouldn't. at least not on the creative end.

imagine being constantly pressured by a coke-addled boss to take a product like paper or wheelchairs or towels and make it "sexy"

and then feedback is "not sexy enough, do it over" ad nauseum

lol like im gonna complain that someone wants me to bring upsexy back

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
games conceptually could contain art

idk are those stupid fuckin renders that i made art?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i love qps

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

angry_keebler posted:

no i mean i want those old ad click payout schemes except i just turn my tv on and then a guy drives up to my house with a big sack with dollar signs on it and gives me the bag and there's a lot of money in the bag

but i still don't view the ads or buy the products because i don't buy the sorts of things that get advertised anyway

im on board with angery keebler and gently caress pagancows ideas about ROI or some bullshit I dont even know what it stands for

also requiresting my money bag has no less than three lines in the dollar sign

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
kfc is ok

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mat they are there when you need them

"colonels lunch" two bits chickenand chips $6


mae
its not bad

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mate you dont have a fast food disease so you wouldnt know

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

is "mae" the new "bae" ?

this
is good

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
fuckin cant stand when poo poo like that draws emotions


like people point towards the the start of the movie up as good story telling because within 10 minutes you meet someone and then you're crying

its good directing, and its using the power of magic and psycology to abuse your brain into feeling hella emoitions and making ya think something intense is happening


id rather laugh at farts

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