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Night10194 posted:Actually, you ARE the creative Sierra style deaths for your targets. I meant creative deaths for 47 when he screws up.
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White Coke posted:I meant creative deaths for 47 when he screws up. I have electrocuted myself while I was messing with electric wires while standing in a puddle 
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White Coke posted:I meant creative deaths for 47 when he screws up. I've accidentally thrown the golf ball next to a propane tank when I meant to set it down once, does that count? 
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shut up blegum posted:I have electrocuted myself while I was messing with electric wires while standing in a puddle Angel of Death?
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Haaaaa, idiot... ...I did the exact same thing.
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shut up blegum posted:You can just push her over when she's not unconscious. As soon as she leans over the balcony to laugh at Victor, you can shove her.  Beautiful.
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White Coke posted:I meant creative deaths for 47 when he screws up. I have made a Contract that involves murdering Chef Marcello and his two helpers (or sous-chefs, whichever) via explosive cannisters and the centerpiece stove in Marcello's kitchen. It took me a long loving time for me to realize that upon trying to rig the stove to have a gas leak, that it would immediately explode, and I just wouldn't know why. The fucker stood there at the stove, smoking.
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Additionally, since we're still at Sapienza. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKx46wTINrs
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Apr 28, 2017 20:00
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Nothing better to set the mood for a romantic rendezvous than a nice sip of shovel.
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Back to the subject of HITMAN's offensive marketing, I had a mini-for-fun contest in the main hitman thread when the game first was coming out:Discendo Vox posted:Thread challenge: Come up with your own tone-deaf advertisement for [HITMAN]! TacticalUrbanHomo posted:47 exsanguinating an anti-FGM activist with a scalpel Zulily Zoetrope posted:47 garrotting a black dude overlaid with his laptop displaying $200k being wired to his account. Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Pictures of real life dead people with the tagline : Silent assassin above them, dotted around high streets and playgrounds for all to see.Guaranteed complaints and controversy. Brazilianpeanutwar posted:I call this one Pussykiller Nckdictator posted:Blood Money had the worst advertisements.
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Holy poo poo, I knew the marketing campaign was tone-deaf but I didn't know it was that bad.
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CommissarMega posted:What's the boat one? I know the dude below's some British noble who hosed off to Australia. Google sez actress Natalie Wood died on that boat under suspicious circumstances.
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Poil posted:Nothing better to set the mood for a romantic rendezvous than a nice sip of shovel. That's a weird one. Discendo Vox posted:Back to the subject of HITMAN's offensive marketing, I had a mini-for-fun contest in the main hitman thread when the game first was coming out:
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I think Agent 47's preferred method of taking out escaping targets is canon.
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It seems really baffling that "a cannon went off and just happened to kill the master of the house" is considered an accident.
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Wow you were fast at the end. 47 really got cracking with that last challenge.
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rchandra posted:It seems really baffling that "a cannon went off and just happened to kill the master of the house" is considered an accident. Who would bother to use an 18th century cannon to commit an assassination? The real question is why usable gun powder is so close to the cannons.
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We're done with World of Tomorrow now, so I thought it'd be a good time to post the trailer for Marrakesh now. A Gilded Cage Also, just because we finished Sapienza's mission doesn't mean we're done with the town! The latest ET went up just last Friday and it takes place on another version of Sapienza used for the bonus mission The Icon. I don't know when I'll get around to doing the bonus missions, since I haven't actually touched them yet, but I'm not gonna hold out on doing ETs. Because this is also the first time I've ever touched the map for The Icon, I decided I'd do a live recording for grabbing intel on the map and target along with the usual post-commentary version. Fair warning, the live run's over 40 min of unedited footage.  My Run...............Intel Run
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White Coke posted:Who would bother to use an 18th century cannon to commit an assassination? The real question is why usable gun powder is so close to the cannons. You must not be european, we love blank firing cannons to scare the poo poo out of tourists
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May 8, 2017 14:35
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 That intel run was exactly what I was hoping for with elusive targets. You just made my morning.
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Yeah, it was kinda fun watching that intel run. I was also almost yelling "go over to the thing to your left! No, go back! No, not that way" at my laptop 
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I hosed up my run for Bartholomew. Thought I could push him off a cliff. Even with audio distractions, a guard was close enough to hear the crime and come investigate.
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Super disappointed you didn't try anything with pyrotechnics, high-octane fuel, the barrels (there was even a screwdriver right there!), etc. Maybe the pyrotechnicians near the wandering kitchen assistant could be split up with a coin to steal a disguise? I was also surprised how much you could reset the mission - I had the impression that you were locked in once you started, or at least once anything at all changed.
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You're locked in once you start clearing objectives. Before that though, you're free to reset to your heart's content. Just don't die, because that's a failure state.
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Well, hope next attempts would be more interesting. Moose was funny, mind.
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I love the motivation Diana gives us for this. You're not working for some altruistic loyalist group who managed to scrape some money together, you're helping an entrenched corporation keep their contracts. I don't know, it just seems real-er.
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I'm pretty sure Sandberg talking to his daughter isn't an easter egg. I've heard him do a couple of times now, and every time he was standing by the window, so it's probably just a part of his routine. Also the cameraman disguise is great for the consulate, regardless of opportunity or not.
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wiegieman posted:I love the motivation Diana gives us for this. You're not working for some altruistic loyalist group who managed to scrape some money together, you're helping an entrenched corporation keep their contracts. I don't know, it just seems real-er. It's a nice way to stay gritty while still giving the whole thing an air of being up against unsympathetic assholes that it's okay to pop in the head.
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Hah, one of the news tickers was for how Sanguine is more popular than ever thanks to the recent assassinations. Edit: Call me persnickety, but I do find it annoying that the agents provocateurs and the protesters aren't speaking Berber/Arabic/French. Samovar fucked around with this message at 19:16 on May 10, 2017 |
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Samovar posted:Hah, one of the news tickers was for how Sanguine is more popular than ever thanks to the recent assassinations. One of the conversations in Bangkok is about this too. I really like it when the game acknowledges the consequences of your actions 
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Samovar posted:Hah, one of the news tickers was for how Sanguine is more popular than ever thanks to the recent assassinations. My explanation has always been that the voices we hear are actually in their native languages, we just hear 47s mental translation of them. He gives them all British accents because something something cloning.
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Blasmeister posted:My explanation has always been that the voices we hear are actually in their native languages, we just hear 47s mental translation of them. He gives them all British accents because something something cloning. 47 is a nice guy, and he gives everyone British accents because it makes them sound as smart as he knows they really are.
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Cooked Auto posted:So did 47 just murder Not-Carl Bildt?
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So it seems Hitman 2016 could be the last Hitman game ever: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/11/hitman-developer-io-interactive-dumped-by-square-enix-6629832/
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Square-Enix are killing off Hitman and are selling IO Interactive. http://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/news/pdf/20170511_01en.pdf Who knows how long the servers for this game will stay up.
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