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I know nothing of Hitman: Absolution- what made it so bad?
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Mar 9, 2017 17:38
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Ye gods, what the hell?  Who could've greenlit any of that?
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Mar 10, 2017 04:45
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Again, who the gently caress would've thought that was a good idea? I mean, surely someone on the marketing team had more brain cells than teeth, right?
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Mar 10, 2017 08:10
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Somehow this popped up on my Youtube video recommendations, and I think it's the only relatively good thing to come out of Absolution.
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Apr 6, 2017 14:50
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'Next up' indeed 
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Apr 22, 2017 22:07
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What's the boat one? I know the dude below's some British noble who hosed off to Australia.
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Apr 28, 2017 20:51
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Waffleman_ posted:Maybe the episodic presentation turned people off from buying it right away. I was on Reddit (well, Jim Sterling's Reddit, see if he's got anything to say about this) and at least two people (me included, truth be told) said they were doing this exact same thing. Mr. Fortitude posted:Well Square-Enix thought Hitman 2016 was a bust but are making a sequel to the universally panned and disliked Thi4f, please look forward to it. are you loving serious EDIT: No seriously, do you have a link or something?
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May 11, 2017 20:01
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ChaosArgate posted:From the Hitman megathread in Games. What the hell is up with Square-Enix? I mean, what?
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May 11, 2017 20:19
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Holy poo poo the dance-off is amazing
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May 17, 2017 15:46
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Where were you recording? It sounded like you were either in a cave or the voice of God
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Jul 19, 2017 12:35
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"Vroom-vroom-vroom, Ding-ding-ding"
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Aug 9, 2017 14:31
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What the gently caress? This has gone beyond grindhouse and into the horrible poo poo I tried to read while I was on a site dedicated to awful fanfic.
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Feb 9, 2018 04:09
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Discendo Vox posted:Note the partial decay, bruises and ligature marks. Someone had to texture that. ...yeah, someone should ask the cops to look through the writers' basements 
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Feb 10, 2018 03:56
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Ye gods, what was the point of that last bit with Lenny? Was it supposed to be black humour or something?
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Feb 24, 2018 07:12
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Wait, why did 47 unmask himself? In front of so many witnesses? Also, what the gently caress was up with that stupid fight? What kind of My Little Pony-rear end 'grindhouse' films were the devs watching to inspire this scene?
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Apr 6, 2018 04:10
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Discendo Vox posted:I'm sorry, I need to correct my earlier statement. The judge didn't find out that his ancestor was a British judge, then decide to dress as a british judge, adopt british mannerisms and collect british legal paraphernalia. I refuse to believe this until proof is provided 
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Jun 29, 2018 05:21
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I'd say keep writing, Discendo! The only thing I'd change thus far is making the choices branch, so that there's a Travis/ICA path, and a Diana/Renegade path.
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Jul 30, 2018 10:48
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I can't wait for you guys to do the harem ending with Jade and Diana!
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Nov 13, 2018 10:05
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