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Atomikus
Jun 4, 2010

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Uncut version still says it's unavailable.

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Atomikus
Jun 4, 2010

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Or Absolution in particular was just one of the several fever dreams 47 had while bleeding out in Paris in Contracts

Atomikus
Jun 4, 2010

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I doubt they're names of anyone real, since their last names are all some kind of shield: The scutum is the typical Roman legionnaire's shield, the hoplon is the typical ancient Greek shield, and the aegis is, I think, Athena's shield.

Atomikus
Jun 4, 2010

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

Look I want to pretend Hitman Absolution isn't that deep so while you are probably right I will still report you to the mods to get you banned.


Please report me for this terrible page snipe

They're the praetorians, probably named after the praetorian guard, and all have the names of shields; it's as deep as a kiddy pool and about as full of human waste.

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