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Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
I don't even own this game, but it's fun looking up people doing ET's on youtube that don't cookiecutter it, the tricks they get up to are amazing at times.

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Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

berryjon posted:

Man, you really like defaulting to the "Poison, then Drown" method of taking out your target, don't you? I suppose that's because it seems simple and available at all times, it means its a fallback method should the player screw everything else up.

Just be glad he's not using the hitman version of this :v:

There'd be a hitman video of it here but it's in a future map so don't wanna spoil it since it's an amazing map

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Has the barcode even ever been acknowledged by anyone ingame?

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Hell even just hiding it with makeup, something that's very common if you have tattoos but work in for example, high end restaurants.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I know I said I'd LP Absolution for the thread but please don't actually make me do it.

Too late, you must suffer, like everyone who played that game did.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

GoneRampant posted:

He tried cutting it off in Absolution, but it grew back with the skin.

This works both in and out of context :v:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
I love the poo poo you can do with that golf ball scenario

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

White Coke posted:

Who would bother to use an 18th century cannon to commit an assassination? The real question is why usable gun powder is so close to the cannons.

You must not be european, we love blank firing cannons to scare the poo poo out of tourists :v:

Nalesh fucked around with this message at 14:56 on May 8, 2017

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Mr. Fortitude posted:

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Square-Enix are killing off Hitman and are selling IO Interactive.

http://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/news/pdf/20170511_01en.pdf

Who knows how long the servers for this game will stay up.

Squeenix also owns the rights to hitman, so 47 is probably dead.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/6arzuk/rumor_io_interactive_will_retain_hitman_rights/

Rumours(From the biggest game magazine in germany) are that IO will retain the Hitman license, good move from squeenix if true. We probably won't know for sure until monday though

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
For a stream or bonus episodes I suggest using something like these:
https://thekotti.github.io/2016.html (More serious)
https://github.com/txl5858/Hitman-Mexico-Rules (Crazy rear end wildcards)

Mexico rules are amazing :allears:

Nalesh fucked around with this message at 05:14 on May 19, 2017

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
I love this map so god drat much, so many lovely things you can do :allears:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Not the best cover of "Danger! High Voltage" I've heard, but it was pretty good.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Zagglezig posted:

Does Jordon have a list of random responses to tasting the cake? If so, nice job getting the line about dates during the poisoning.

Dates basically taste like poison so it works :v:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Circumscientist: On the forefront of foreskin.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
"And now there's a bloodstain there" I didn't realize we were playing dork souls :v:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Yes, those are the actual names, even lord of the dance :v:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
From Yuki Yamazaki to Yuki-Onna in one pat on the back :v:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Why does 47 kill Diana if she tells him what the Agency is up to and he agrees to help her?

This actually makes kinda sense, she's a dead woman walking, if it's not 47 it's someone else. By letting 47 kill her it will take longer for the agency to realize 47 also turned.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Hmmmmmm...

Isn't she in 2016 hitman? I'm gonna make that my headcanon at least :v:


Also I kinda hope they make a game with ellen page as the main character in the future, could be interesting.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
At the end of the day I feel like it's more a Postal 3 type scenario, a redheaded stepchild the devteam would prefer to forget even existed :v:

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Not even your pc wants to play absolution.


Also stereotypical texan dudes face reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger on it.

Nalesh fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Dec 28, 2017

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Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Ya'll made me think you were posting a link to a hitman 2 lp or something, rude :v:

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