Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Such a fun game. Can't wait to watch this get broken :allears:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I didn't realize how accurate that manual was until I started building a new bookcase. Took me a few tries, but I noticed that I didn't have my gun and fiber wire; built it no problem once I fixed that.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Fish Noise posted:

If ChaosArgate permits, this seems like really morbidly fascinating supplemental material to go with the LP? Maybe compare it against 2016's promo materials like the Gary vs Gary thing.

I'm honestly very tempted to do this, actually.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Dinictus posted:


You know, this could have worked. If the whole application assumed the same crazy-rear end reasons for killing targets like in the Hitman series. Without this misogyny and lovely dick jokes.

Professional gamblers and hustlers meeting their ends by a fictional mark with power or competition. Ties to a fictional gang. Contact of a fictional diplomat who may incriminate them at the drop of a hat. Outrageously out there, dumb stuff.

And prefacing the dumb videos with 'this video is promotional for an upcoming videogame; all characters herein are fictional, likenesses to actual people are coincidence' or poo poo.

Base the identifiers as things they have actually "Liked" or have as "Interests" would be fun.

[You were identified by <Joe Bob Markinson> thanks to your carelessness!]

"YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY PLAYS BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON ANYMORE, STEVE!"

Then just feature a video with two old dudes playing chess. One moves a pawn and says "Check!" and then the table explodes, killing them both.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Makes about as much sense as Absolution too! :v:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

White Coke posted:

Were the guards using M16s?

Pretty sure they were, yeah. One of the guards was carrying a Fusil G1-4, which, in-game, is a French Assault Rifle.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

White Coke posted:

I thought so. I love that they bothered to make (presumably) period appropriate costumes, but not give them guns. It can't be that hard to find some AK-74's lying around.

So the Fusil G1-4 is the in-game name for the M4, and I can't remember where, but Hitman 2016 does have AK-47s.

I'll have to actually check who has them, though.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

berryjon posted:

Man, you really like defaulting to the "Poison, then Drown" method of taking out your target, don't you? I suppose that's because it seems simple and available at all times, it means its a fallback method should the player screw everything else up.

See thread title :v:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
QR CODE
---------------------

IAGO VIP - AUCTION VENUE - UPPER FLOOR ACCESS

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

wiegieman posted:

I'd wonder why 47 never got the barcode removed, if he didn't have magic disguise powers that made it not matter.

He cuts it off in Absolution and I think its referenced in-game to help him disguise himself a little mlre.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

ChaosArgate posted:

I think he doesn't actually go through with it though? He just has a bandage for most of Absolution covering where the tattoo is because he still cut the back of his head.

I know I said I'd LP Absolution for the thread but please don't actually make me do it.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

White Coke posted:

Finish Turning Point: Fall of Liberty first.

I did though :confused: :negative:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

White Coke posted:

No game can be that short!

Well, it certainly challenged that definition.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Elusive Target: The Paparazzo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi3IXytFArI

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Activision-Blizzard buys out Hitman, makes an OSS game set during WW2.


Orcs are featured at some point.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Poil posted:

No drowning in toilets? :(

Oh, you can totally drown people in toilets.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
My mistake :(

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Weeble posted:

Are there ever any challenges that involve achieving as high a body count in a level as you can?

If I ever played this, I would not get high marks, as I'd never be able to JUST kill the targets.

Sadly, theres only the rare "Kill these multiple people while dressed as this thing" Challenge.

And I have a similar playstyle, if that hasn't already been proven with my footage.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I like to believe that Agent 47 just really likes the stability and pay rate of being an assassin. Great benefits, travel the world, and all you have to do is clumsily sneak around various locations and kill (mostly) bad people.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Yvonmukluk posted:

A gun & a katana in her bedroom...is Heidi some kind of ninja guitarist?

Is that what "Otaku" means?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
*Fistpumps wildly*

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
So I kinda-sorta fricked the ET and won't be able to show off a successful mission :(

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
*And he was never heard from again...*

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Elusive Target: ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvXcZuu2bNA

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Weeble posted:

That is probably how I'd end up doing every mission if I bought this game.

Too impatient for my own good.

At least the regular missions let you save, and there's plenty of stuff to screw around with. ET's, not so much!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

FoolyCharged posted:

Hey guys, the target got eliminated(along with a bunch of innocents and 47). MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Expediting death, expediently - Let's Play Hitman (2016)

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

rchandra posted:

Amazing video, we definitely need more error reels. Unfortunately, when you fastforwarded your commentary became incomprehensible.

Yeah, it wasn't very important commentary and I was too lazy to edit the track. :v:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I hated the briefing for this ET. And I hated playing this ET.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
The guard patrolling the 2nd floor has the key I was thinking of, fyi.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Sternieliscious posted:

That final scene was a treat. Also, was that guy at the end playing Kane and Lynch while knocked out?

Yeah... knocked out. :ninja:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Nalesh posted:

Circumscientist: On the forefront of foreskin.

Men literally on the cutting edge of science!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Damnit, I haven't watched the vid or listened to the audio yet

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Its okay, Chaos should still have at least one bonus video for us all. :kheldragar:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Maybe I'll get off my rear end and work on doing some Absolution?

Depends if Chaos does that bonus video :argh: and how lazy I feel

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Cythereal posted:

Any plans to do the new Patient Zero stuff I'm hearing about?

Yes, and something extra.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

White Coke posted:

Patient Negative One?

Patience: Negative One

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Hitman: Absolution 01 - It Begins... (Commentary)
Hitman: Absolution 01 - It Begins... (Cut Commentary)

Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Nov 17, 2017

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

David D. Davidson posted:

Speaking of technical difficulties you might want to take a look at your links.

The commentary version encoded sans commentary :argh: Always happens to me once during an LP

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Processing, uncut version should be ready in ~10 mins.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Atomikus posted:

Uncut version still says it's unavailable.

Try now.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply