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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

*welds 30 LEO rockets together for a first stage moon vehicle*

*can't understand why it doesn't work*

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Send the OP to the gulag

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Send the OP to the gulag

:agreed:
OP is Kulakh.

Crowsbeak has issued a correction as of 04:27 on Mar 9, 2017

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
op seems to be experiencing some sort of psychological crisis where he thinks he is ten years old again, also he thinks of his abusive alcoholic father's ideas as coming from the Soviet Union

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
*runs command economy in badly inefficient manner*

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original
I have visited the United States and seen their advancements in Computers, in household appliances, and in busty Hollywood actresses.

I have brought back corn and self-service cafeterias.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

LiterallyTheWurst posted:

I have visited the United States and seen their advancements in Computers, in household appliances, and in busty Hollywood actresses.

I have brought back corn and self-service cafeterias.

my grandfather brought back quadrotriticale, also tribbles

he was made a general for the quadrotriticale

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

Duscat posted:

my grandfather brought back quadrotriticale, also tribbles

he was made a general for the quadrotriticale

It's all in the marketing, no one wants to eat a Tribble

"There's always plenty more when you eat Quark's voracious hairy balls"™

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo
Economic collapse, massive despotism and brutal repression.

Still the darling of uni students who have never personally experienced any of those things.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Economic collapse, massive despotism and brutal repression.

Still the darling of uni students who have never personally experienced any of those things.

this but the oppoisite

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Deep Battle

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Economic collapse, massive despotism and brutal repression.

Still the darling of uni students who have never personally experienced any of those things.

Are you a ghost from 2007 or from another dimension?

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

NNick posted:

Are you a ghost from 2007 or from another dimension?

The entire nation of the USA irreparably collapsed in a political and economic sense past 2007? And they take political prisoners (Clinton voters, for example) and work them to death in the gulag?

Clearly, I must not have been paying attention.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

gas

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Sic Semper Goon posted:

The entire nation of the USA irreparably collapsed in a political and economic sense past 2007? And they take political prisoners (Clinton voters, for example) and work them to death in the gulag?

Clearly, I must not have been paying attention.

More people are in US prisons today than in the gulags...

Undocumented immigrants are working as slave labor....

I agree, you probably aren't paying attention :)

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

telling secret police to pose as people giving out potatoes and going door-to-door to send people to the gulag

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

NNick posted:

More people are in US prisons today than in the gulags...

Undocumented immigrants are working as slave labor....

I agree, you probably aren't paying attention :)

And those prisoners are purely political?

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Sic Semper Goon posted:

And those prisoners are purely political?

I don't know. It feels unlikely the USA would systemically imprison populations for political reasons. Can you tell me?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
the brilliant bold taste of bullseye cant be beat

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

The US has political prisoners. There are still Black Panthers and other left wing revolutionaries in prison from the 70s and 80s who were convicted on bogus charges.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
starving millions of ukranians will teach them a lesson

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Send the OP to the gulag

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The US has political prisoners. There are still Black Panthers and other left wing revolutionaries in prison from the 70s and 80s who were convicted on bogus charges.

here is the deal, trump touched on something real, when he said amerikkka is not so different, he just did it in bad faith

we are not russia, not even close, but we can become her, and guess whose in on that fact?


these sovereign nations will eat us for lunch if we let em, and why? because we let 'em

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


stalin

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017
basically all soviet elites were engineers btw

the country is a lesson on what happens when you give power to stemlords

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

and i must meme posted:

basically all soviet elites were engineers btw

the country is a lesson on what happens when you give power to stemlords

you end up with homework explainer? a terrible result for sure

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


and i must meme posted:

the country is a lesson on what happens when you give power to stemlords

they handily defeat the nazis?

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

put dog carcass in metal coffin in space

put man in space, safely return him alive

disappointed with result, continue putting mans in space, hoping they die

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

TomViolence posted:

put dog carcass in metal coffin in space

put man in space, safely return him alive

disappointed with result, continue putting mans in space, hoping they die

outrageous erasure of Belka & Strelka imo

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

Jose posted:

you end up with homework explainer? a terrible result for sure

i wonder if when america collapses, there'll be tankies for it

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
^ Great because we're good!

Just lol if you're still going off on 'Russia bad' like you've just emigrated across the Iron Curtain - the prez said we're all bastards and he's right! The Soviets were the first to figure out that modernity is a dead end. Get paid, get laid, nothing else matters and lol if you believe anything the idiots in the Capital say.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

convincing hippies to support a cryptonationalist oligarchy because they were mad at dad

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


i always thought it funny how quaint the office o Sukhoi Company appeared to be but then again i suppose that just might be a russia thing?>? idk

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
*drives 1987 Volkwagen Fox 1.6L Diesel to werk hungover af on Stolichnaya*

*stands down at draft table and designs a Sukhoi S-54*

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The Automatic Rifle Kalashnikov Model 47, the most reliable and popular weapon on modern history, which hopefully will be used on every poster above me.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Communism is no more workable in the real world than Bitcoin. And just like Bitcoin it's only privileged white idiots that believe it can possibly work if everyone just tries really really hard (and they happen to be in charge)

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

If only KSP was around in the 60s to tell the Soviets how loving dumb this was as an idea

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

*somehow manages to build a propeller-powered strategic bomber that's louder than any jet airplane*

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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