So uh Park Geunhye may be getting impeached in like an hour.

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

My wife is Korean and is super pumped. She is kind of a shitbird.

PGH I mean, not my wife.

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

well hell whats the point of a rasputin wizard consultant if it ends up in getting impeached, this sucks for the rasputin wizard consultant industry.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 02:27

Prav: Oct 29, 2011

it's just not the same unless they try to kill him in like seven different ways before it sticks.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 02:33

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

If I understand the scandal correctly, Park's Rasputin consultant was taking bribe money and influencing Park, right?

And isn't Samsung's CEO going to jail, too?

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TheDon01: Mar 8, 2009

Rand alPaul posted:

And isn't Samsung's CEO going to jail, too?

I think I heard that got dropped.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 02:59

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Mrs. EP is saying the language being used is not at all encouraging. Basically it's *Six damning things comma "however" minor platitude.*

# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:16

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

She's Impeached.

That is a big deal in Korea. Like one year ago Impeachment was literally legally non-existent. Decision was apparently unanimous even though seven of the judges involved were part of her party.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:25

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

kim jong-un will now lead the great people's army to invade south korea and finally deliver a glorious reunification of the korean peninsula

it will be the first step in juche taking over the world

# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:35

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

goongrats on the wife op

# ? Mar 10, 2017 04:23

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Hard times for the royal mystic industry, another victim of downsizing

# ? Mar 10, 2017 04:34

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

how do you pronounce geunhye, and please tell me it's GOON

# ? Mar 10, 2017 04:36

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

wait I thought she was impeached or was on the way out already.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 05:01

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Al-Saqr posted:

wait I thought she was impeached or was on the way out already.

Impeached but needed to be convicted of the offense to be formally removed from office I believe.

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Park Geun-hye literally doesn't matter here, it's Choi Soon-sil who needs to have the full force of the law brought against her, along with all her accomplices. Worst Korea needs to establish that this behavior is completely and totally unacceptable.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 06:18

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

SKULL.GIF posted:

Park Geun-hye literally doesn't matter here, it's Choi Soon-sil who needs to have the full force of the law brought against her, along with all her accomplices. Worst Korea needs to establish that this behavior is completely and totally unacceptable.

Lol worst Korea.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 20:06

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

i heard that she's terrible but in what way? run-of-the-mill corruption or something worse?

# ? Mar 10, 2017 21:34

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

get that OUT of my face posted:

i heard that she's terrible but in what way? run-of-the-mill corruption or something worse?

she had a rasputin working behind the scenes

also she is the daughter of a really awful dictator

# ? Mar 10, 2017 21:40

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Maybe Trump also has a witch

# ? Mar 10, 2017 22:13

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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angerbeet posted:

Maybe Trump also has a witch

a baba yaga

# ? Mar 10, 2017 22:15

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

angerbeet posted:

Maybe Trump also has a witch

decades of dark pacts and wicked sorcery have taken their toll on bannon

# ? Mar 10, 2017 22:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

financially racist posted:

also she is the daughter of a really awful dictator

... And altered textbooks to glamorize him.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.nytimes.com/2015/11/13/opinion/south-koreas-textbook-whitewash.amp.html

Eifert Posting has issued a correction as of 02:56 on Mar 11, 2017

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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Fojar38 posted:

a baba maga

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:27

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

ohioan witch lives in house perched on a giant possum-leg, grinding up oxys in her mortar and pestle and commenting on visitors' 'muslim scent'

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:31

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

lol i do not care about south korea but i do care about that BBC interview with the kids bursting in!

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:35

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

huh how about that

thanks for the heads up

i like to keep in touch with wordly affairs cos it makes me like

totally aware and appreciative of things

im really appreciating the impeachment

(its a good thing rite?)

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:49

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

I think its kinda like if obama was a member of scientology and was getting orders from scientology leaders

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:58

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Baloogan posted:

lol i do not care about south korea but i do care about that BBC interview with the kids bursting in!

it's actually bad to laugh at it

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:10

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

turns out the daughter of a brutal military dictator didn't make a very good president! Who'd have thought

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:17

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

get that OUT of my face posted:

it's actually bad to laugh at it

i laugh at everything, especially the bad

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:23

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Some very appropriate music for the thread.

Even though this guy was imprisoned, tortured and sent to psychiatric wards by PGH's father for several years for the terrible crimes of

a:) saying gently caress you when her father requested he write a propagandist song for him and writing the song in the link instead
and
b:) smoking a whole mess of weed

The idiot Korean 60 somethings that supported PGH used that song in their rallies. I like to think about that when people over here do stupid poo poo. We're all stupid, really.

Edit:

get that OUT of my face posted:

it's actually bad to laugh at it

Lol if you think that's bad you would lose your poo poo at what you hear families do through thin walls in a Korean apartment. It is a very shouty, dramatic culture. My fifth grade students, particularly the girls, basically communicated by hitting.

Eifert Posting has issued a correction as of 04:49 on Mar 11, 2017

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Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Baloogan posted:

i laugh at everything, especially the bad

lol that owns

# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:18

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

get that OUT of my face posted:

i heard that she's terrible but in what way? run-of-the-mill corruption or something worse?

Daughter of a former dictator was brainwashed by a cult leader into doing all sorts of corrupt poo poo that benefitted the cult but not her.

Like, apparently SK probably would have ok with her being a normal corrupt as gently caress SK president, it's the fact that she was brainwashed & being controlled by a literal cult leader that upset everyone lol

# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:40

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Is this about that gangman style

# ? Mar 11, 2017 14:11

Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Like, apparently SK probably would have ok with her being a normal corrupt as gently caress SK president, it's the fact that she was brainwashed & being controlled by a literal cult leader that upset everyone lol

Thems always the limits.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 15:54

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Now she won't leave the Blue Hluse.

It's actually kind of bizarrely admirable how good South Koreans are at holding their presidents accountable AFTER they leave office. They've all been poo poo but look at this list of every ROK president's retirement:

Fled country
Assasinated
Exiled, imprisoned, given death sentence, pardoned after 7 years in court/prison
Imprisoned/in court for 4 years and pardoned
Son jailed
Just disgraced, pretty good really
Suicide one year later
Family members imprisoned, barely escaped sentencing
PGH, who will herself almost certainly be arrested

The guy Mrs. EP thinks is the best is the one who committed suicide, but he was actually impeached his first full year in office.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 15:59

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

you have a better chance of leaving office without incident as governor of illinois than you are as president of south korea

# ? Mar 11, 2017 16:55

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

maybe north korea is best korea???

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Juche triumphs over the decadent western puppet government of "South" Korea once again.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Fallen Hamprince posted:

goldmine close thread it's all downhill from here

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Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

South Korea is pretty crazy. Could you imagine what it would be like if some nutjob had the ear of the President of the United Sta

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