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*at the pearly gates* St. Peter: (looking up from his notes) "A sinner is you" *throws lever* Me: *falls through hidden trapdoor leading to hell*
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 06:41 |
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yayomaise |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 06:53 |
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Alajama |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 07:00 |
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the motherfucking gun car |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 07:00 |
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Macnult posted:yayomaise |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 07:00 |
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fortune dookie
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 07:24 |
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Lethargic food gently caress
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:24 |
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Dads Dip Cup posted:*at the pearly gates* |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:42 |
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Him: I do. Her: i...poo. Him: Gross but lol but mostly gross ----- |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:50 |
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Winner winner chicken sinner
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:51 |
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Keep off the rear end |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:52 |
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Meeksha posted:Him: I do. With this ring, i doobie wed |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 14:26 |
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dart duck bell
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:35 |
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alnilam posted:With this ring, i doobie wed i am lollin srs talk tho doobs are the best bouquets if somebody dont apprecinate u know it aint gon work out |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:36 |
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Porn muffins.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 16:53 |
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I wish I were dad. |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:31 |
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No cud for oil (cow antiwar phrase) |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:58 |
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happy girthday oh my gosh your girthday lands on feaster this year? Lucky you
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:04 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Porn muffins. your dad's corn collection |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:07 |
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Alas, poor Yorick! I slew him well
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 21:45 |
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aw yeah I love doin it boggy style |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 21:53 |
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Gettin figgy with it *dances Christmas jig while guzzling figgy pudding *
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 21:57 |
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*looks at girls chest* hey babe nice jegs |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 22:20 |
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Father posted:*looks at girls chest* hey babe nice jpgs
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:13 |
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softmare |
# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:16 |
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Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars... Me: No see this is "slightly change words/phrases by a letter or two itt" Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can give you a m illion dollars? Me: Yeah, but you don't have to apologize now *taking money* Bank Teller: I can give you a million dollars *handing me cash a thousand dollars at a time* Me: See? Isn't this fun? Bank Teller: I hope I won't lose my job though Me: Just drop the "I" and change the "h" to a "n" and we'll both be good! Bank Teller: Nope I won't lose my job Me: Yeah! See? Give yourself a bonus too, let's say 10 grand Bank Teller I can't do that! Me: Now you know what to do... Bank Teller I can do that! Me: Nicely done Later... Federal Prosecutor: What the gently caress were you thinking! You can't just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository and just walk out! Me: Now change two letters Federal Prosecutor: What? Me: Change the "can't" to a "can" by changing one letter and drop the t Federal Prosecutor: You can just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository? Federal Judge: CASE DISMISSED! NEXT CASE https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 00:50 |
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Splatmaster posted:Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars... |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:35 |
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Splatmooster |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:36 |
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alnilam posted:your dad's corn collection your CAD porn collection |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:47 |
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Splatmaster posted:Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars... Me : *laughing my asp off* Zookeeper : "oh no somebody catch it, that thing's poisonous"
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:04 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:softmare |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:29 |
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:34 |
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Bubble dicker Gus. |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:26 |
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ghostbuskers |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:43 |
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flea bargain
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:23 |
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Splatmaster posted:Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars... if you can afford a lawyer, splatmaster will be appointed for you |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:34 |
sand job
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 10:27 |
rznb
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Splatmaster posted:Lethargic food gently caress Lethargic food duck |
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