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Scaly Haylie

corn bogs
booberang
ancient brains

# ? Mar 10, 2017 05:49

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:39

Dads Dip Cup

*at the pearly gates*

St. Peter: (looking up from his notes) "A sinner is you" *throws lever*

Me: :sigh:

*falls through hidden trapdoor leading to hell*

# ? Mar 10, 2017 06:41

Macnult

yayomaise

# ? Mar 10, 2017 06:53

evergate

Alajama

# ? Mar 10, 2017 07:00

Scaly Haylie

the motherfucking gun car

# ? Mar 10, 2017 07:00

Scaly Haylie

Macnult posted:

yayomaise

# ? Mar 10, 2017 07:00

Dads Dip Cup

fortune dookie

# ? Mar 10, 2017 07:24

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Lethargic food gently caress

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# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:24

alnilam

Dads Dip Cup posted:

*at the pearly gates*

St. Peter: (looking up from his notes) "A sinner is you" *throws lever*

Me: *falls through hidden trapdoor leading to hell*

# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:42

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Him: I do.

Her: i...poo.

Him: Gross but lol but mostly gross

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# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:50

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Winner winner chicken sinner

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# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:51

Elusif

Keep off the rear end

# ? Mar 10, 2017 13:52

alnilam

Meeksha posted:

Him: I do.

Her: i...poo.

Him: Gross but lol but mostly gross

With this ring, i doobie wed :rznv:

# ? Mar 10, 2017 14:26

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

dart duck bell

# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:35

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

alnilam posted:

With this ring, i doobie wed

i am lollin
srs talk tho doobs are the best bouquets if somebody dont apprecinate u know it aint gon work out

# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:36

Robot Made of Meat

Porn muffins.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Mar 10, 2017 16:53

Elusif

I wish I were dad.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:31

alnilam

No cud for oil (cow antiwar phrase)

# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:58

vanisher

happy girthday

oh my gosh your girthday lands on feaster this year? Lucky you

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# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:04

alnilam

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Porn muffins.

your dad's corn collection

# ? Mar 10, 2017 18:07

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Alas, poor Yorick! I slew him well

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Mar 10, 2017 21:45

Farecoal: There he go

aw yeah I love doin it boggy style

# ? Mar 10, 2017 21:53

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Gettin figgy with it *dances Christmas jig while guzzling figgy pudding *

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Mar 10, 2017 21:57

a fragile ego

*looks at girls chest* hey babe nice jegs

# ? Mar 10, 2017 22:20

Elusif

Father posted:

*looks at girls chest* hey babe nice jpgs

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:13

Scaly Haylie

softmare

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars...

Me: No see this is "slightly change words/phrases by a letter or two itt"

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can give you a m illion dollars?

Me: Yeah, but you don't have to apologize now *taking money*

Bank Teller: I can give you a million dollars *handing me cash a thousand dollars at a time*

Me: See? Isn't this fun?

Bank Teller: I hope I won't lose my job though

Me: Just drop the "I" and change the "h" to a "n" and we'll both be good!

Bank Teller: Nope I won't lose my job

Me: Yeah! See? Give yourself a bonus too, let's say 10 grand

Bank Teller I can't do that!

Me: Now you know what to do...

Bank Teller I can do that!

Me: Nicely done

Later...

Federal Prosecutor: What the gently caress were you thinking! You can't just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository and just walk out!

Me: Now change two letters

Federal Prosecutor: What?

Me: Change the "can't" to a "can" by changing one letter and drop the t

Federal Prosecutor: You can just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository?

Federal Judge: CASE DISMISSED! NEXT CASE

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 00:50

Farecoal: There he go

Splatmaster posted:

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars...

Me: No see this is "slightly change words/phrases by a letter or two itt"

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can give you a m illion dollars?

Me: Yeah, but you don't have to apologize now *taking money*

Bank Teller: I can give you a million dollars *handing me cash a thousand dollars at a time*

Me: See? Isn't this fun?

Bank Teller: I hope I won't lose my job though

Me: Just drop the "I" and change the "h" to a "n" and we'll both be good!

Bank Teller: Nope I won't lose my job

Me: Yeah! See? Give yourself a bonus too, let's say 10 grand

Bank Teller I can't do that!

Me: Now you know what to do...

Bank Teller I can do that!

Me: Nicely done

Later...

Federal Prosecutor: What the gently caress were you thinking! You can't just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository and just walk out!

Me: Now change two letters

Federal Prosecutor: What?

Me: Change the "can't" to a "can" by changing one letter and drop the t

Federal Prosecutor: You can just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository?

Federal Judge: CASE DISMISSED! NEXT CASE

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:35

Farecoal: There he go

Splatmooster

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:36

Scaly Haylie

alnilam posted:

your dad's corn collection

your CAD porn collection :whitewater:

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:47

Dads Dip Cup

Splatmaster posted:

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars...

Me: No see this is "slightly change words/phrases by a letter or two itt"

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can give you a m illion dollars?

Me: Yeah, but you don't have to apologize now *taking money*

Bank Teller: I can give you a million dollars *handing me cash a thousand dollars at a time*

Me: See? Isn't this fun?

Bank Teller: I hope I won't lose my job though

Me: Just drop the "I" and change the "h" to a "n" and we'll both be good!

Bank Teller: Nope I won't lose my job

Me: Yeah! See? Give yourself a bonus too, let's say 10 grand

Bank Teller I can't do that!

Me: Now you know what to do...

Bank Teller I can do that!

Me: Nicely done

Later...

Federal Prosecutor: What the gently caress were you thinking! You can't just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository and just walk out!

Me: Now change two letters

Federal Prosecutor: What?

Me: Change the "can't" to a "can" by changing one letter and drop the t

Federal Prosecutor: You can just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository?

Federal Judge: CASE DISMISSED! NEXT CASE

Me : *laughing my asp off*

Zookeeper : "oh no somebody catch it, that thing's poisonous"

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Lizard Wizard posted:

softmare

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:29

Piso Mojado

# ? Mar 11, 2017 04:34

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

Bubble dicker Gus.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:26

Scaly Haylie

ghostbuskers

# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:43

Dads Dip Cup

flea bargain

# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:23

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Splatmaster posted:

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can't give you a million dollars...

Me: No see this is "slightly change words/phrases by a letter or two itt"

Bank Teller: I'm sorry but I can give you a m illion dollars?

Me: Yeah, but you don't have to apologize now *taking money*

Bank Teller: I can give you a million dollars *handing me cash a thousand dollars at a time*

Me: See? Isn't this fun?

Bank Teller: I hope I won't lose my job though

Me: Just drop the "I" and change the "h" to a "n" and we'll both be good!

Bank Teller: Nope I won't lose my job

Me: Yeah! See? Give yourself a bonus too, let's say 10 grand

Bank Teller I can't do that!

Me: Now you know what to do...

Bank Teller I can do that!

Me: Nicely done

Later...

Federal Prosecutor: What the gently caress were you thinking! You can't just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository and just walk out!

Me: Now change two letters

Federal Prosecutor: What?

Me: Change the "can't" to a "can" by changing one letter and drop the t

Federal Prosecutor: You can just withdraw a million dollars from a federal depository?

Federal Judge: CASE DISMISSED! NEXT CASE