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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


Wait where were we



Coming live, March 10th at 9 PM Eastern, 6 PM Pacific from Las Vegas we have 15th Anniversary show.

People may remember last year's card being the one where NJPW talent went undefeated on the televised card. People may have wondered what this card was going to be since, we had anidea of only 3 matches and a goddamned Kingdom trios match, before ROH did Manhattan Mayhem where they shocked the world by bringing in former WWE Superstars Bully Ray and The Hardys for a three hour tour.

Good news! We seemingly have the full card now that ROH has bothered to get off their asses and book half of the card in the past 24 hours after all the TV was shot and distributed, and there is no NJPW talent other than Roppongi Vice and DBS this year!

We have 4 title matches on this card! 4! And no one knew what 2 of them were until last Saturday! And then they changed a third! But who cares about long term booking plans!?

CARD:

ROH World Title Match: Adam Cole (c) vs Christopher "Gold Watch Run" Daniels
ROH TV Title Match: Marty Scurll (c) vs Lio Rush
ROH 4 Man Tag Team Title Match: The Young Bucks vs Roponggi Vice vs The Hardys (c)! ITS A TRIPLE THREAT LAS VEGAS STRIP FIGHT!
ROH 6 Man Tag Team Title Match: Dalton Castle and the Boys vs Matt Taven's Kingdom (c)
ROH World Title Match #1 Contender's match: Jay Lethal vs Bobby Fish
ROH TV Title #1 Contender's match: Hangman Page vs. Frankie Kazarian vs. Chris Sabin vs. Punishment Martinez vs. Cheeseburger vs. Silas Young in a 6 Man Mayhem Match! I HAVE NO IDEA IF ITS ELIMINATION RULES OR NOT
And a match to piss off the NJPW faithful! The Briscoes and Bully Ray vs War Machine and Davey Boy Smith

ROH may add more matches before the show starts! Or maybe not since they probably have no one left on the roster other than the Women of Honor.

https://twitter.com/RebyHardy/status/840315276608565248

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna whoop your rear end, op.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I'm gonna whoop your rear end, op.

I'm being positive.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Go Old Man Daniels.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Go Old Man Daniels.

I cant wait for Kelly and Corino to mark out

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Wait. poo poo.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
Can't watch the PPV for reasons, but I hope Matt Hardy comes out as "Broken" Matt Hardy because gently caress TNA.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
At Sam's Town eating a taco so i can fart during the Dudley match.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I want to hate the Bully Ray signing but it's kind of cool the Briscoes will get to do a PPV match with guy they were fans of as kids.

Especially since all their AJPW heroes are dead or retired so they can't do matches with them.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Don't be like Honma, Jay White

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
At least I don't hate this 3 man booth yet.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I'm glad I didn't subtitle this Now with 100% less NJPW squashes

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Awesome final sequence.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Christopher Daniels can eat my rear end! Screw you, Christopher Daniels!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i think punishment martinez just got himself over with that dive, jesus christ.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Kevin Thorne looking good.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Can we stop with the puns

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Did he just say Jay Lethal and Bobby Fish are mirror images?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Did Bobby steal Kyle's theme

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I'm glad that it'll remain in the company

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

MassRafTer posted:

Did he just say Jay Lethal and Bobby Fish are mirror images?

THEY BOTH SUCK!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

exploded mummy posted:

Did Bobby steal Kyle's theme

It's their theme.

And it has a name.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That was a rough bump

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Bobby is a better looking forty than most save Cena.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Did Cabana say that Fish was bewildered by the idea of a plancha

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
That match could have been 5 minutes shorter

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
That was the finish gently caress you

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Match was awesome but I am so sad Bobby lost.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

RacistGuidingLight posted:

That was the finish gently caress you

The finish was good just not the previous bit

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

MassRafTer posted:

Match was awesome but I am so sad Bobby lost.

Yeah what the gently caress

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Good match. I loving hate the Kingdom though, please Dalton german suplex all of them into oblivion

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Lets go Kingdom

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

exploded mummy posted:

The finish was good just not the previous bit

You mean the match? Agreed.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Thats cheating Dalton this is a 6 man mat h not an 8 man

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Ok I gtake it back they look like gay Lawler strippers now

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Colt is the worst on commentary.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Thats a broken leg

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Lol that pin break attemot

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol that was so dumb to do

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

That loving botch, his leg has to be broken

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