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seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


One last hurrah, Insha'allah

seance snacks has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Sep 19, 2017

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seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


These are the best worst things I have seen in years

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

break-up breakdown posted:

how do simpsons shitposts keep getting better

I mean the lemon thing got old quick so they had nowhere to go but up

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


Hooooooly poo poo, this is one of my old college buddies. He told me about this roast a few months ago in Discord.

And yeah, the roast is 100% true.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Turtlicious posted:

That's what you do for fun? Chase animals and brutally torture / murder them what the gently caress, that sounded like something from a diary of a serial killer.

I don't think he mentioned it being fun or on purpose

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


Insanely blessed

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Emmy-O-Lantern posted:

I know it’s old an posted before but I just love it so much



The timing on this one is so perfect.

Kind of reminds me of PBF comics.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

The first one was fun, I considered buying a console to play it for about 5 seconds and then decided to google search a playstation emulator instead

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


Hello, old friends

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Just remember that all the words ending in -ción or -tad are feminine and that's about half the words right there. Same trick works in French with -tion and -té

German as well, but the chart is prolly larger.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

syscall girl posted:

use it or lose it

i just love that if you're from Quebec or perhaps Louisiana and speak French and go to Paris they'll give you one sentence before switching to English

I go out of my way to watch german media so that I stay fresh.

Also, lol, every French person I met abroad flatly refused to try english.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

quote:




Yessssss. I need more culinary memes in my life.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Murderion posted:

"Cotton pickin'" :thunk:

Can confirm southern grandma has said "are you out of your cotton pickin mind?!".

Extended southern family is a major reason I quit facebook years ago.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Zipperelli. posted:

Carla sucks and so do all her recipes. :colbert:

Brad is annoying

Molly is an airhead

Marcos is p.cool

Claire is p.cool

Quoting this post so that when a detective asks me when I first started noticing the signs I'll know right where to point them.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


I don't know the reference, but I need to re-post this

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

bike tory posted:



I still hate morning bird song

I cropped out the “Nobody:” and sent it off to the group chat for a bunch of likes, thanks friend

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


biden slurps fingers, what more is there to get?


edit:

quote:

Voroboros

:five: :five: :five:

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i know this meme is banned, and i agree with the ban, but i seriously lol'd

o7

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Spectral Debt posted:

It’s a Pacific Islander thing.

Fry two eggs while were at it.

I’m hungry now.

Fried spam topped with an over-easy egg is probably the best breakfast sandwich in existence.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


I just want to add that this is a solid meme Boss, and I enjoy seeing this wholesome format.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Don’t listen to these gatekeepers, I always throw a handful of 9 volts in the river when I go fishing

The ocean isn’t accessible to everyone, what’s most important is that you do what you can with what you have

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

aren't very Funny.

That’s the point, it isn’t funny, but it’s the hosed up reality, and sometimes we have to laugh to keep from crying

It’s also not funny that we’re collectively so dumb that it takes a crisis to realize what should have been common sense

So gently caress it, make some popcorn and enjoy the ride

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Son of Rodney posted:

If y'all have enough of Kraut memes let me know I don't wanna poo poo up the thread or something

Noch eins, bitte. Vielen dank

more Finnish memes too while we’re at it

It’s all moonlanguage to me but somehow the benis transcends language

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lmao American dads so stupid they never realized that thing can just be laid anywhere because of the cage, or even loving hung on something because the cage has a hook, pointing it at something does gently caress-all because it's a bare bulb laffo lollerströmberg no wonder you lost a war to the loving USA lomarf.

I feel like there’s some unresolved anger behind this post

I suggest a father figure and a drill press to help relieve the tension

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


This does not spark joy.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Dungeon Ecology posted:

is it specifically the smash bros scene, or is that just the rock we decided to upturn?

I'm sure it's a little column A and a little column B, but I can second-hand confirm some of it.

My ex had been seriously into the competitive smash bros scene before I met her, and she had some stories that were seriously :chloe:

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Speaking of memes, the documentary Feels Good Man is out and it's great, def worth a watch. It's about the artist who created Pepe the frog, and his subsequent struggle with reclaiming Pepe from being co-opted by the alt-right.

Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEiqZWw5vYs

Matt Furie comes off as such a genuine guy. I went ahead and bought his kids' book afterwards to support him. Should be a nice x-mas gift for one of the kids in the family.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Antigravitas posted:

"Einmal alles mit Scharf bitte"

The only way to order a doener

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


This format rules

Also, lmao

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

This thread has given me some great, spicy memes to send my friends over the years

Never one of those with the shark though.

terry fuckin blows

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Mister Speaker posted:

I regret to inform you that at least two of these are toads.

all toads are frogs, some frogs are toads :goonsay:

and all frogs are frumpy looking goofballs, I love them

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

i thought they were American

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

`Nemesis posted:

4/4 fantastic memes

thank u for ur service o7

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seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

FreudianSlippers posted:

Fallout: New Vegas is a post-apocalyptic role-playing video game developed by Obsidian Entertainment and published by Bethesda Softworks. While New Vegas is not a direct sequel, it uses the same engine and style as Fallout 3, and many of its developers worked on previous Fallout games at Black Isle Studios. It is the fourth major installment in the Fallout series and sixth overall. The game is set primarily in a post-apocalyptic Nevada, California, Arizona and Utah.

The Fallout Series of Role-playing Video Games is set in post-apocalyptic America over a century after a retro-futuristic society inspired by 50s science fiction was destroyed by global nuclear war. What is left of humanity managed to survive in a series of underground nuclear bunkers called vaults many of whom were secretly part of a vast social experiment by the sinister Vault-Tec corporation. Those who emerged from the vaults then formed various societies some of them reverting to tribal raiding culture others forming villages and eventually advanced societies. Those unfortunate enough to be left outside became hideous zombie-like mutants called "Ghouls". The animals wee likewise mutated with many previously harmless species turning into huge and hostile monsters.

Fallout: New Vegas was released on October 19, 2010, in North America, October 22, 2010, in Europe, and November 4, 2010, in Asia. It is available on the PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3. A backwards compatible version for Xbox One was released on June 23, 2016.

Gameplay includes a combat system that allows for both first and third person view and features the ability to use weapon iron sights. The game also made a change from the true bullet flight paths in Fallout 3 to simulated bullet flight paths, which means the bullets, when fired, originate from the center of the screen's crosshairs, rather than the tip of the gun's barrel.

Fallout: New Vegas utilizes the Damage Threshold (DT) mechanic. If an enemy has a high DT, some weapons may be ineffective. This is indicated by a red shield near the enemy's health bar when attacking it, both in and out of V.A.T.S. The damage threshold will be due to high armor or a built-in mechanic to that character, and will require the Courier to either retreat or attack with a more powerful weapon.

The Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System, or V.A.T.S., is an active pause combat system implemented in the game. While using V.A.T.S., the otherwise real-time combat is paused. Use of one's weapon can be seen in slow motion and greater detail. Attacks in V.A.T.S. cost Action Points and one can target specific body areas for attacks to inflict specific injuries. Melee weapons now have special moves in V.A.T.S., such as "Fore!" for golf clubs, along with special Unarmed moves such as Ranger Takedown. The player character will take more damage in V.A.T.S. than in Fallout 3 (75%, up from 10%). One can choose to activate or deactivate a dynamic "Kill Cam," which shows one's success in combat in slow motion. The setting can also be changed to only show this cinematic viewpoint for the last enemy of a group.. My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Hardcore mode is an optional setting that attempts to make the game more realistic, with gameplay elements such as dehydration, and non-instantaneous healing. It can be turned on and off mid-game. Either a trophy or achievement is awarded for completing Fallout: New Vegas on Hardcore mode. In order to earn it, the entire game must be played in the mode from the point first prompted until the endgame sequence, without ever turning the setting off. The Casual/Hardcore mode distinction is independent of difficulty settings.

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

The reason for this topic to not get too confusing is that don't you guys like to see teenage girls in a tank with their hair and their body soaked and wet? That's the reason for this topic.

You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.) It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that. It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.

About the topic title:

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn't mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would've let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.


About the hair,:
Fallout: New Vegas was developed by Obsidian Entertainment, a company founded by Feargus Urquhart and Chris Avellone, two of the creators of Fallout 2, originally at Black Isle Studios. The project was led by Joshua Sawyer, one of the lead designers of Van Buren (the canceled Fallout 3 project by Black Isle Studios). John Gonzalez was the lead creative designer, while Obsidian founder Chris Avellone, who worked on Fallout 2 and Van Buren, was a senior designer. Joe Sanabria was the lead artist.

Everytime I go swimming at the YMCA, I see girls having their hair down and it doesn't disrupt them when they are swimming because it would get in the way, wouldn't it? You know if you've ever seen girls at your school that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't.

About the shower:

Both my sister and I didn't feel like taking a shower yesterday because it was around noon time and had little time to get ready to go to the doctor's office. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. I DIDN'T ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT WAS MY DAY OFF FROM SCHOOL?! MY SISTER ENJOYED IT BECAUSE SHE HAD LITTLE ON GOING ON, WHILE I DID!

About the reason for the underwater test:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister. I didn't enjoy the test but my sister did.

Again about the hair:

I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back so it does or does not get in the way but the doctor said she couldnt for the underwater test through we had not taken a shower either

About the shower:

So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to so I didn't take a shower and she didn't too. Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair up, but they don't. That's what she did.

More about the topic title:

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. So I was mad at my mother and I wasn't going to take a shower if she said I had to but she let me skip the shower. Anyways I wasn't thinking well and was saving time (saving time by not taking a shower too) so I posted the topic title that I thought of because I was mad.

More about the hair:

She skipped the shower around noon. As said same goes with me. Then we took the underwater tests. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. Before that she tried to put her hair up but she wasn't allowed to. The doctor said no. So she did to her hair like what I see when I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back.

About the water:

The water is located in a room that is different than the office. It is in a different location. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in a different room than the doctors office. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in the room with the water.

About the underwater test:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale.

More about my sister:

My sister was in tight clothing due to the test. My sister was wet just like me because the test was in a tank of water. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports brain the room with the water. My sister did not wear tight pants and a sports bra in the office. My sister had to change into tight pants and a sports bra in the restroom before we got into the room with the water. I too had to change before and after the water room and did so in the restroom.

About the test:

To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I completed my underwater tests which were underwater, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.

This process then goes repeated for my sister.

After around noon I did not take a shower. Then the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. I did not drown or lose oxygen during this process.

About the clothing:

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra. I had to ware tight clothing as well.

About why I'm mad:

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test.I was happy with the off day from school and I got a off shower day too. Then we had to get tested underwater.

She's 17 years old Long hair Tan Usually has her hair up but like I the doctor didn't let her so she made her hair like the girls I see down to the YMCA where people pretend to pull their hair back.

My sister enjoyed the tight clothing. My mother forces us to take showers. However we had an off school day and I guess was nice and gave us an off shower day. Nether the less I would not have took a shower due to my anger. I would have enjoyed the tight clothing but however I was angery due to the test so I did not enjoy so.

About the topic title:

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn't mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would've let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.I couldn't think of a topic so I said "Stooped so low."

About the house:

The house contains a kitchen , two bathrooms, a living room, a dining room, three bedrooms and a basement. Like I said I got up at noon did not take the shower. My sister did not take the shower. Then we went to the underwater test.

My sister also did not take a shower before taking the underwater test that got us wet. My sister found it enjoyable to be in the water because for the underwater test she was required to ware a sports bra and tight clothing. She and I got wet in the underwater test. Is it not enjoyable for you guys to be soaked and wet in tight clothing ?

I find it enjoy able to be wet in tight clothing. She was wearing tight pants and a sports bra and therefore found it enjoyable.Same for my sister. However it needs to be said that showers I do not find enjoyable. Same goes for me sister. Yes if I am going to get wet I would prefer to be in tight clothing. Because I enjoy being wet in tight clothing . Same goes for my sister. We were both wet during the underwater test.

I do look at girls at the YMCA when they are swimming. I mean have you ever watched what girls do to there hair at the YMCA. Watch girls at the YMCA. You will see the girls do that. I saw my sister do that too after the doctor said she couldn't put her hair in a ponytail.

I think I made mistake somewhere. I was in the room with her and so was my mother. However only me and my sister took the test. We each got in to the tank seperately. She was waring a sports bra and tight pants and had not took a shower that day. The doctor said she couldn't so she did was those YMCA girls did.

My sister and I did not take a shower because our mom let us have an off shower day. Then we went to the underwater testing that caused us to both ware tight clothing and get wet. Really its not a big deal that we had an off shower day. Due to the fact that I spent a lot of time underwater in clorinated water it killed the germs anyways. It also killed my sister's germs irregaurdless of the fact she was in tight clothing.

I do not like showers because I do not like getting wet if I am not in tight clothing. The same goes for my sister. However it needs to be said that my sister did enjoy being in a sports bra and tight clothing. I take showers like normal because my mom forces me. I didn't like the pool because my mom made me take the underwater test on an off school day and an off shower day.

I keep describing my sister in order to describe the clothing that she was waring. It was tight clothing. I do not like getting wet because it bothers me. However me and my sister like to get wet if we are in tight clothing. However my sister doesn't dislike being wet. It makes it ok because I enjoy it. Its a combination of being wet and nude I dislike. However my sister does not dislike this.

My sister is 17. I already posted this. I am 16 years old. She makes me take vitamins. We used to take baths together when we were like 3. However that is normal. We only had one bathroom and two bedrooms back then. Now our house has 2 bathrooms, 3 bedrooms , a dining room , a kitchen, a basement, and a living room. I am detailing the house because someone accused me of living in a gingerbread house.

I used to play runescape for a year but my mom made me stop. My sister used to play also. However our mother made us stop because we played so much. She has more of a life than me now but still I still have a life. I am stocky

I have friends in school and talk to them. My sister also has a lot of friends. I am part of the bowling club. I bowled a 160 last week. My sister does not belong to that club. However my sister only likes Lord of the Rings. My sister enjoyed the underwater test while she ware a sports bra and tight clothing. She watches the television show Grey's anatomy all the time. She likes that show. It is a show that she enjoys watching. I don't enjoy it. She does not watch me she watches Grey's anatomy. She has not been to the dentist since she was 4. She went to a crappy one and it scared her.I have to go often because my teeth are bad. She does not go because she is scared. I do not like dogs. She likes pretty much all dogs but she likes small dogs better. However she likes all dogs unlike me. Today my mom made my sister and me take a shower. I didn't like it. My sister was ok. Today was another off-school day. Our family is a christian family. My sister is a christain. Same goes for me. Discussions for New Vegas began between Obsidian and Bethesda in 2008/09. They knew the game would not be a direct, traditional sequel to Fallout 3 and it was referred to as "Fallout 3.5" within Obsidian. It was specifically designed to be more of an expansion pack rather than a sequel. However, Todd Howard felt strongly that New Vegas should be its own game. Obsidian saw the project as akin to the Grand Theft Auto titles Vice City and San Andreas - not numbered entries in the main series, but still full games in their own right. As Bethesda "had dibs" on the U.S. East Coast, Obsidian set the game in the American West. Obsidian submitted a three-page pitch to Bethesda for the project, which they named "Fallout: Sin City." The game was later renamed to "Fallout: New Vegas."

For inspiration, New Vegas recycled and repurposed various ideas from cancelled Fallout projects such as Van Buren and Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel 2. For example, Arcade Gannon and Hoover Dam were meant to appear in Van Buren while Caesar's Legion were meant to be in both Van Buren and Brotherhood of Steel 2.


Fallout: New Vegas was developed by Obsidian Entertainment, a company founded by Feargus Urquhart and Chris Avellone, two of the creators of Fallout 2, originally at Black Isle Studios. The project was led by Joshua Sawyer, one of the lead designers of Van Buren (the canceled Fallout 3 project by Black Isle Studios). John Gonzalez was the lead creative designer, while Obsidian founder Chris Avellone, who worked on Fallout 2 and Van Buren, was a senior designer. Joe Sanabria was the lead artist.














A top is someone who fucks asses a bottom is someone who gets hosed in the rear end.

still not out on switch?

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