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Oct 4, 2008

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Oct 4, 2008

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Nah, when we get to the end it just wraps around back to LOLcats.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Those appear to be micros, not macros.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Azhais posted:

They make smaller brats.

Don't eat little brats.

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Oct 4, 2008

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1stGear posted:

But by continually repeating old jokes that have long since expired and weren't created by them, aren't goons the true mememasters?

Goons putting the meme in memento mori.

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Oct 4, 2008

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Wait, y'all aren't using your real names?

I am. I was born back in 72, when hippies were naming their kids things like Moonbeam and Starchild. Mom's a big reader and apparently my little baby face was like an open book or something. There may have been drugs involved. Now everyone thinks I'm a big fan of social networks or something. Thanks, mom.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Not sure if this belongs in the macro thread or a dad joke thread.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Memento posted:

I did the same and I love the way Google is this all-knowing machine, providing autocomplete options for you until the second it knows you're looking for a porn star or fetish model. All of a sudden it gets a severe case of the dumbs.

Computers always have trouble with that. What is this thing you call love boners?

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Oct 4, 2008

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no1car

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Oct 4, 2008

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https://twitter.com/Singlemaltfiend/status/867911653681188865

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Oct 4, 2008

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Amy Schumer is not a meme. Snek is a meme.











































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Oct 4, 2008

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Inzombiac posted:

I don't think there is a legal standing here but she has definitely violated a lot of the comedy culture (ugh, what). At least enough where other comics have called her out on it and it would damage their careers if they were wrong.

She used to open for a lot of comics that got famous before her. She'd turn around with some of their material and change the delivery a bit and call it her own.

There are some people that hate her because she's a woman, some people hate her as they hate any comic they don't find funny.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Caufman posted:

When Amy Schumer commanded a swift boat squad, she made decisions that got soldiers killed and then lied about it.


It wasn't a rhetorical question. Who else has gotten people killed through comedy?


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Oct 4, 2008

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Montalvo posted:

The only reason Amy Schumer gets any hate is because she's an outspoken woman, hth.




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Oct 4, 2008

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I've never thought about it before, but a pistol looks like a really bad weapon for fighting tentacle beasts. What good are tiny holes going to do? Get a machete or something, geez.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Throwing stones in any kind of house is p dumb. What if you hit the dog?

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Oct 4, 2008

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That sounds precarious. Like if she has a big fart there goes a hundred dollars or whatever. And you know you're not gonna get it all anyway. So later when you're coming down and need another dose, well, nothing good is going to happen then.

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Oct 4, 2008

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No quadriplegics in heaven. :(

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Oct 4, 2008

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PittTheElder posted:

What were they trying to protest about in the first place? Confederate statue removals?


Also I'm all the people who brought firearms to a protest. :911:

It was the counter-protest for a leftie protest of a confederate statue. Except there was no leftie protest. An alt right troll made a fake account telling everyone there was going to be a big protest against the statue. The left saw through the ruse and didn't go. The right wing groups saw the (fake) posts about the protest and organized a counter protest. They got all riled up and there was nothing going on there.


TLDR: A troll trolled he own side. A shameful troll.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Sucrose posted:

Personally I'd prefer statues of now-reviled people to be moved somewhere else. They should still be displayed, especially if they are at all old, but statues of people who the city now considers disgraceful probably shouldn't be adorning public squares in the middle of downtown. But really it's all up to the community in question to decide if and where they want to move statues, outsiders who don't live there shouldn't be pressuring them either way, IMO.

An old statue museum or park. Go see all the horrible old statues in one spot!


Heck, if they are publicly owned, sell them. The new owner can take on the costs to maintain and display them privately. Or melt them down for scrap. :capitalism:

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Oct 4, 2008

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Excellent. Too bad about having to live in Virginia to make it work though.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Jamesman posted:

Yeah I don't get why everyone is so up in arms about pedo poo poo when this is the from the first page in the thread


Not to mention the countless Simpsons shitposts before this and also those blatantly racist and pedophilic Sesame Street memes that people post all the time. But sure, since someone doesn't like Daddy memes it MUST be wrong and illegal!

Truly you have caught the meme thread red handed in hypocrisy. I hope this will be a great comfort to you when someone reports that image, and a random mod probates you for it.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Oct 4, 2008

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I don't get it. Capitalism is bad. Capitalism made smartphones. Smartphones are also bad. :confused:

Just get a desktop computer.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Loss edits getting weird.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Oct 4, 2008

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Excellent.

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Dear Prudence posted:

I've read this quite a few times and I get what he's saying but I never understood why he posted in the first place. Did he have a question? Was there an issue? Why did he share that story?

His sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

He didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

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Oct 4, 2008

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MisterBibs posted:

I think someone explaining that the "loving every minute of it / bra and panties" thing was just assuming that she was getting her rocks off doing it (water near her privates had to be a turnon, obviously), while he hated it.

Perhaps some misunderstanding of girls being wet when they are turned on?




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Oct 4, 2008

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Dude is immortal with regenerative powers who doesn't require food or water? Screw those 5 losers, hook him up to a treadmill and make a perpetual motion machine.

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Oct 4, 2008

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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

as i become older less to know sentence making

Memeing rots the language centers of the brain. The doge and snek memelords believe they are making perfectly conventional sentences. Memes: not even once.







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Oct 4, 2008

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