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Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.

Hogge Wild posted:



e: better censor it so that the autists don't get triggered

My favourite part was "fine"

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Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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jesus christ

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Amateur Saboteur posted:

my ideas are lived. I used to bust daily, then i stopped and i got a lot more energy. went back to school, dated a girl for 4 years (had sex even). i now make >6 figures as opposed to the 20k a year i made at 24 playing dota all day and jerking off.

Might have identified why you were making $20K there, chief. From what I understand, most employers don't rate "jacking off and playing DOTA" as a super valuable skill, but that doesn't mean they're bad.

It just means you're not going to get a loving job to do that.
The majority of humanity the workforce that do either or both of those things usually don't do it for their job.

Synonymous has a new favorite as of 14:44 on Dec 10, 2019

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Paladinus posted:

I think it's The Cat Returns.

To be fair, that one doesn't

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Platystemon posted:

I want to be clear here that starting a land war in Asia is a very bad idea

Would you say that it's one of the classic blunders? :smuggo:

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.

dialhforhero posted:

I am deceased.

And yet, here we both are

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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I like this, but what exactly is happening?

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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I'm about 65% sure that it's David Mitchell

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

...gently caress I mean sisyphus, why the gently caress did I type prometheus?

Guess you thought of it first :V

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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These are excellent and more Hades memes please

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Milo and POTUS posted:

What's the ship?

I believe that's David Mitchell

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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George H.W. oval office posted:

https://www.gq.com/story/what-ever-happened-to-brendan-fraser

Brendan Fraser is cool and its a sad story of what happened to a guy who was well on his way to being a super star for a long while.


Anyway wheez the juice y'all

I've never seen the word "cum" used so many times in a single sentence.
Brendan Goddamn Fraser.

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Thump! posted:

Two people kissing form a tunnel with an rear end in a top hat at each end.

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Memes die fast now, huh

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Cocaine Bear posted:

You can use TP but you don't have to. Twerk and drip dry or butt towel. And if you do use TP, it's a lot less (cleaning water off the floor vs cleaning poo poo off the floor).

I'm sorry if I come off abrasive, but I'm trying to give good advice to help improve lives. I hope my poo poo posting doesn't dissuade you from being more hygienic, less wasteful, and happier :)

I am deeply in awe of the memes thread for showing me exactly how passionate people are about bidets
Also some of them come with dryer functions so that's cool
https://www.kogan.com/au/buy/kogan-smart-wash-dry-electric-bidet-toilet-seat/

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

PYF loss.gif OR jpg


Why is it "1, 2, 2, snap", has it always been like that :byodood:

e: ah gently caress lmao, i even read the caption but just parsed the gif as an emphasis for like "ok go"

Synonymous has a new favorite as of 10:13 on May 14, 2021

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Puncturing pasta with my notably sharp tool with no edge.

mamma mia

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Sagebrush posted:

Unlike on land, by international law the captain of a boat (any boat) is actually obliged to render assistance to any vessel in distress, as long as it would not put his own vessel in undue danger.


Surely "bringing these aggressive people on board would endanger crew/passengers of the vessel" nixes that pretty quick, but hey, it's a feelgood

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Nowhere has it said any of the people on the tracks were innocent.

They're all Hufflepuffs

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Even the dick guillotine at 1:14?

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I've made that old trip around the sun 40 times now and if there's absolutely one unassailable truth to this world it's that if a man has a really nice truck in pristine condition he will absolutely not hesitate to eat your cum out of his wife's pussy.

Well that's convenient because I love cum and can't drive my truck

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Needs more pepper.

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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e: this is the worst snipe. I'm so sorry.

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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CainFortea posted:

Yea but veganism is about not eating things, or stuff that comes from things, with a face.

No vegan diet, no vegan powers

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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dialhforhero posted:

No but really: Where is his penis?

It's the cylindrical object being repeatedly lifted at speed into the crossbar

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Hyperlynx posted:

We're not in that timeline, though...

...or are we? :tinfoil:

Anyway, Nazis appropriating 88 is a blessing in disguise, if it gets people to not put their birthday in their username or password because don't put your birth date in your username or password, for gently caress's sake! It's like people want their identity stolen, or something...

The tradeoff for "people from a specific year have slightly more secure usernames and passwords" is not great, you just get to see "88" in an entirely different light whenever it's incidentally posted anywhere

I'm not born in '88 but I think I'd prefer the less secure accounts over Guess-the-Nazi

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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axolotl farmer posted:

Yeah I don't know where else to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1aKT7r0S0Q

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

Not that the attempt was worth the trip, but once you get locked into goon habits, the tendency is to push it as far as you can until everyone's dead from fremdschamen.

But I was really angry for figuring that out.

fremdchamen deez nuts

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.

Is it the Jasper from Family Guy thinking about a baby calendar, or am I missing something far worse

edit: VVVV drat can't believe I missed it

Synonymous has a new favorite as of 06:35 on Feb 9, 2022

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Mega Comrade posted:

If you are moaning about English words not following set rules that I have some bad news for you.

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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bike tory posted:

You can absolutely be charged and prosecuted for having drugs in your system in some places.

Pretty core component of most DUIs

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Large Testicles posted:

Possible trap springing but the dragon's name isn't Eragon

That's the cover of the book

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Large Testicles posted:

Yeah but the rest of them are referencing what's directly in the image.

Technically, that's an image of Eragon, as that's the name of the book :actually:

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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Well this is going to be a fun derail

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

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theflyingorc posted:

Easy, the numbers are 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and 9

Nice try, credit card numbers never contain a 4 or a 5. It's for security purposes

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Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.
Just LOL if you're boarding the bone bus in YOOL 2022 and don't carry three different packs of tactical wipes (bits, butt, and bfeet)

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