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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Look around. This IS the bizarro dimension.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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El Burbo posted:

Trust no one not even Iosif

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Cosima posted:



I still like this meme

Bit of a jump on that last one there.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Heath posted:

What are you implying? That I've been living off of PB&J solely for the last six years? Is that what you're accusing me of?

Memento posted:

Please don't Show and Tell people how I live!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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I would pay actual money to see this made real.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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your friend a dog posted:

sometimes simpson memes are good, but those werent good, they were bad - the opposite of good

dog, my friend

how wrong can you be



:eyepop:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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:kiss:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Dreddout posted:

Cuckoldry is often harder on the man...

Heh. Harder.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Guy Mann posted:

Pre-GBS 2.0: Chilly asking for advice about how to safely engage in erotic cannibalism play with my curvy poly goonette girlfriend

Post-GBS 2.0: Multiple pages of unveiled indignant outrage at the mere suggestion of people willfully having multiple sexual partners

Joe, shut up and get the gently caress out!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Ugly word, but at least Jerry Cotton and friends stuck with a relatively simple 9 x 10 + 9. Meanwhile, the Danes decided they need fractions:

99 = 9 + (5 - 1/2) * 20

I think.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Memento posted:

Silicon Valley bros will jump through the most convoluted hoops possible just to automate something their mother doesn't do for them any more.

poo poo, you're right. Uber is just "Mom, can you drive me to the mall?" 2.0.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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1200 posts, people:

https://www.instagram.com/thesimpsonstattoo/

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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I.C. posted:

Some yahoo started selling Malk for real. I forget what kinda nut it's made of...wanna say pecan. It cracks me up every time I see it. I even checked the label and it didn't say anything about vitamin R. Like, why bother?

Malk

aaaallllllmonds

Although, yes, they do make it from other nuts as well.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Oh god, I'm the food.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Goatse man almost does too.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Vitamin Me posted:

Sup velcro buddy

I bought a nice velcro Eastpak wallet to avoid using animal/leather products

My dude.

Yours may be a noble reason, but you'd be better off with your money and cards held together by a rubber band.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Vitamin Me posted:

Nice Mechwarrior 2 av..so when did velcro become such a fashion faux pas, and why should i care really?

Thanks, and to respond with a (hopefully?) helpful post:

There really aren't any fashionable applications of velcro. Velcro shoes are for little kids, or for adults who lack the skill/dexterity to tie shoelaces due to one reason or another (none of which are good). Those TACTICAL EVERYTHING nerds are also fans and use it in their everyday carry gear or bugout bags for fear of encounters with brown people the apocalypse. So yes, velcro's been out of style roughly since childhood.

You should care only if you care whether others will judge you, fairly or not, based on your wallet of choice. Or if text macros featuring stock photography of women will judge you, I suppose.

If you do decide to change your wallet based on what a few goons think, there are many vegan-category wallets out there, either in imitation leather or in an entirely different material (metal, wood, etc). A simple metal money clip will probably work and will certainly force you to minimize the amount of unnecessary crap you carry around.

Back to your regularly scheduled faaaart

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

sick of Applebees posted:

Forrest Whittacar

Nice. Wishing Subaru made cars with pop-up headlights right now.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Please don't doxx Jerry Cotton.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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syscall girl posted:

She couldn't stand being around them and had to go take a quick smoke break every three seconds

She was just being Italian!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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The Bloop posted:

Holy poo poo now I'm dead!

No, wait that's just an erection.

A reasonable chub?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Nah, this is punk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoo7Tgjr8U

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Ak Gara posted:

Must be a brain thing. Reminds me of a collection of images of Captain Janeway I once saw. Every time she blinked, one eye would close faster than the other, making her look drunk.

Funny you should say that:

http://scullyseyes.tumblr.com/

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

This better not be a DJF-style countdown.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Always knew there was something sinister about those fucks.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I bet "Uncomfortable Titties" is one of Pornohubs most popular categories.

do you have any examples haha

just for a laugh

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Which is why you need

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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:eyepop:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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Nice!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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1:20 :vince:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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The Bloop posted:



I have no idea what the gently caress this meme is even about but I'm making my mark

Nicely done, that's a fairly deep cut.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Looks like Beverly is passing around her grandmother's journal.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Well, only if he gets radiation therapy.

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