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kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
Neither. They all die because you can't physically move portals once created. You can only destroy and recreate

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kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Jaxyon posted:

also one of the protagonists rapes a woman and we're supposed to cheer them on

But she was totally into it!

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

BEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNSSSS

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
Did you have to
Did you have to
Did you have to let it linger

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
:lol:

I can't believe the mattering is still happening. So many lols yet to be had.

e: high posting in the wrong threads

kuarduck has a new favorite as of 01:39 on Nov 9, 2023

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

As someone who has touched the previous hunk of melted slag in the lower right, I really wish people never affiliated with that day would stop calling it the Killdozer.

e: good meme though

kuarduck has a new favorite as of 00:32 on Nov 11, 2023

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

It's a good emote too, just a bad name. Only person it killed was its entombed maker

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Baron von Eevl posted:

Ok so the history of it is there was a season 1 episode where Gonzo had a crush on Piggy, and a season 2 episode where he had a crush on Madeline Kahn. After that he was auditioning chickens and commented that one "has nice legs" and from that point they decided to firmly orient Gonzo towards chickens.

https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Gonzo%27s_attraction_to_chickens

:allears:
Who wouldn't have a crush on Madeline Khan?

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

gently caress you I reflexively blew air at my screen

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

That cant be true, it's not moving at all for me.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
Oh hey I love Goon date chat

Also memes.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

TremorX posted:

I don't remember it too clearly, but I remember that game had some crazy good animation

The Genesis version was superior though.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
Y'all got any more of those It's Wednesday My Dudes you usually post on Thursdays?

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012


no, not really

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

oldpainless posted:

I’ve heard multiple times on this forum that drugs are actually really cool and good and we should do them

Drugs are bad mkay. This aggressively crossbred plant is fine to inhale, however.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

FreudianSlippers posted:

Keyboard Cat died in 1987.

The video was shot in 1984. The infant whose shirt Fatso (Keyboard Cat) is wearing in the video is now in its 40s.

How dare you, goonsir. Next you will tell me that the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy was released over twenty years ago.
:corsair:

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
Always in the meme thread

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
It's New York, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey. Any other deviation or variation is wishful thinking by the newly represented state.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

I had been assuming that "the tri state area" was like some sort of administrative battleground where nobody was sure who was in charge and thus all crime was de-facto legal.

It's less a location and more of an economic class

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Data Graham posted:

How uh


how does he pull those machetes out of the loops


how does he use any of those knives without a pair of sidecutters

Yes, how will he cut all that string holding those knives
:mad:

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

I can't wait for the internet to become full of useless information

You mean useless AI-hallucinated factoids (the original definition, not common parlance)

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

freeedr posted:



My wife makes a soup that I simply call “red soup”

that is my selection

Does she routinely leave it in the toilet bowl for you?

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I dunno man, what Swede ever stopped a Russian advance?

e: perkele

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

TMBG Flood is a legit good album.
:350:

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Kuros posted:

That counts as bottom.

Depends on the installed mod count

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Tree Bucket posted:

...I don't get it. Help

They were texting on a site which caters to men seeking men. This specific inquiry seeks clarity on their preference of sexual positions.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

mystes posted:

I think they're asking if there is any meaning "top" and "bottom" could have in fallout that would make that confusion make sense

The answer lies in your dialogue choices with Fisto.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Paladinus posted:

Dålig nyhet.


A Christmas Story 3 looks a little off

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Way down South....

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Holy poo poo why this reminding me of childhood trauma. This was plot from some 80s movie I've long forgotten, right?

Right?

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Good Will Hunting

Oh thank God. I was about to call my therapist.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Platystemon posted:

This is the MENSA thread, right?



Oh hey it's that club that charges "smart people" to join it, so they can go around claiming to be members of a group of smart people.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

BonHair posted:

That's not entirely fair. There's a lot of clubs like that, like MBA or CISSP or whatever.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Actually it's to harass any women who are stupid enough to participate.

:hmmyes:

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
Buckethead would beat Carrot Top with his Nun chuka kata
:goonsay:

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

freeedr posted:

How can this meme be so wrong? 155 loving years? They fly a loving airplane!



108 years.

Also almost a century after Mexican independence. loving shameful.

:goonsay:

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012
Eighth of a pound maybe

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kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Karate Bastard posted:

Let me paint a picture of the hundred obstacles in the path to the only prize I imagine to exist, where the prize is making itself available only to people I despise, to be precise only to the obstacles I imagine to exist. My reaction to the picture I've painted is to despise both the prize and the obstacles. I could instead choose another goal in life than becoming likable to people whom I despise, say by pursuing the affections of persons who I do not despise, but I will not, but I will rather prefer to post pictures decrying the sins of my imagined strawmen, and myself in the process.

:golfclap:

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