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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Azhais posted:

This is more like investor moron hurting juice

Who the gently caress thinks that what the world really needs is a specialised machine to squeeze juice out of specialised bags. It does nothing else, the juice is no different from any other juice, the bags are no different than any other container, and if you really want you can squeeze the juice out by hand. I mean what kind of loving fairy land do you have to be living in for any of that to make sense.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Huh, I guess this is relevant here too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SWt6OQ4Nl4

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

*eye twitch*

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Speaking of Vim: every hour at least 80 people get stuck inside it, unable to get out.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

People shouldn't.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Melt 'em down and re-cast them as commemorative toilet bowls, with plaques on 'em so everyone knows what they did.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Holy loving poo poo

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

GenericOverusedName posted:

That's really inadequate support and has got to be uncomfortable as gently caress.

Feels bad, man.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


sponge gay so what

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

The cummies thing is not actual pedophilia, but kinky sex based on pretending you're in a pedophilic relationship. Yes, it's gross, but also very funny.

No children were harmed in the making of these cummies. Therefore, I believe it is good and cool to post cummies memes.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

man, trying to find out what this was turned into a journey

googling "chomu vs. lice" led me to this urbandictionary page, where I learned it was an insult in Hindi


But then the third definition has this guy swoop in with the locally problematic origins of the insult, and defend Chomugadh's honor


After that a GIS revealed the source, the DOS game Violent Fighter. Chomu's strategy seems to be "launch unblockable QCF+attack, then throw+jump kick forever when you've got them cornered"

I still don't get the meme but my life feels richer somehow

Huh. I was going to ask the same thing, but you got further than I did. I was just going to post the youtube vid.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Zero One posted:

Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.

Ham.

I can't tell if people aren't getting the joke, or if they're just making bad ones after this masterwork.

If you're happy and you know it - and you really want to show it - if you're happy and you know it CLAMP YOUR HAMS!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

freeedr posted:

Master joke getter right here, guys. Pack in the irony; it won't fly here. Captain Conundrum here will unravel the mysteries of all reality before your eyes. Woke as all gently caress. This motherfucker can explain it all: what red traffic lights mean, what a couch is for, why pain when touch fire, you name it. Don't let slip your slightest folly around Sherlock over here unless you are ready to be schooled harder than a Chinese billionaire's son.

If a joke is so bad you can't tell it apart from ordinary idiocy, it's not worth making.

Sorry, forgot what thread I'm in

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Oh. Huh. I thought the joke was it was actually psychoactive mushrooms.

No, we don't sell explosives to children. Why do you ask?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Sagebrush posted:

go to your nearest chinatown and report back

Huh. Apparently you can get a bag of firecrackers at Footscray Markets pretty easily. Well, there you go. I stand corrected.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Hey, you remember that cornbread communism meme?

Well...

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

"Desciseive". Wow, that's some creative spelling!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Jesus breakdancing Christ! :monocle:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I don't think anyone who's actually aware of the male/female wage gap thinks it's a good thing, though. He was being ironic, Erin! :(

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Kaylee's great^25 grandmother?

Yes, I went and looked up how many years between now and when Firefly was set, then looked up how many years in a generation, just so I could make that joke accurately. Please send help.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Um.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Well, cats usually can't digest lactose, so.... tummy hurting juice?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVEFCDP4KiM

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


He still looks like a wanker.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

If you're not going to put him on your ignore list for whatever retarded reason, can you guys at least stop quoting him so the rest of us don't have to read his garbage?

For that matter, how come he hasn't been banned for relentlessly making GBS threads up every single thread he posts in?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Shrapnig posted:

Try not being a little baby who puts people on ignore.

Well, if you enjoy or do not mind garbage posts then more power to you. I've found my Forums Experience(tm) vastly improved by filtering out white noise posters. Nothing of value is lost.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015



So... is gay bashing cool now, as long as it's ironic?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Mogomra posted:

Who the gently caress is gay bashing? Stop projecting.

I think you're being disingenuous, but just in case you aren't, "OP sucks cock" is widely understood to be a homophobic put-down.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


No S and more different S? For shame!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Yestermoment posted:

If you want to bust a nut, read oglaf.
Yeah, not the latest one. Yeesh.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


It's "I can't believe you've done this" :(

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHaMrIgSDFo

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Well, one out of three's not bad. Archery's way easier if you have the strength to draw a bigass bow.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

LifeSunDeath posted:

Why would a giant with a dork as big as a redwood bother covering that poo poo up?

For the sake of other giants.

Ants can see your junk.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


loving masterful

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


It's been done better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-QtsAf9xyU

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I love how the first two lines of the song translate to:

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S A LION! Look, Dad!"
"Yep, that's a lion".

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 13:18 on Feb 27, 2018

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

The Relentless posted:

He's not an air-force fwend.

Yes he is.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Sormus posted:

I saw Waterworld on TV when I was a kiddo and I seem to remember it was a good movie. I haven't had the balls to rewatch it since, not after doing that to Postman.

Same, but with Batman & Robin instead of Postman.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Sormus posted:

Batman & Robin is a great movie, if you skip every part that doesn't have Arnold making puns. And faces! I forgot how expressive he is in this.

Basically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

True.

https://youtu.be/SRH-Ywpz1_I

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