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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Oh hey, I found an excellent verse of scripture for the meme thread.
Google up Philippians 3:8, ESV.

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Who What Now posted:

I imagine the skeletons make sounds like whale songs

That's a weirdly soothing mental image

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Is... is "apple beverage" a real product? That's really weird.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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A foolish meme. Elon himself is from the Southern Hemisphere and would not make this *particular* mistake.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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The country and the state and the city all kiiiiiind of have the same outline.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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vyelkin posted:

SomeBODY once told me
30-50 feral hogs were gonna roll me
I ain't the fastest gun in the west

He was lookin kind of dumb
With a sign sayin Vote Trump-

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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LifeSunDeath posted:


I'm tired af of all these hog memes, oh well.

Oh cool, this made my tongue spasm, thanks

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Leon Sumbitches posted:

Wait.

I have brown nipples.

I'm also supposedly Irish as the day is long.

I also get very tan in the summer.

Am I not actually genetically what I think I am??

Isn't there that theory that a heap of shipwrecked Spaniards from the Spanish Armada wound up in Ireland, and cut a genetic swath through the milk-skinned locals? (Although, on reflection, it sounds a bit like cover for the Italian Mailman theory.)

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Hmm. Is there a collective noun for Spanish seamen?
e: answered already, apparently!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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I'm printing this out and sticking it on my wall

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Sagebrush posted:

similarly, YMCA in a minor key sounds like the intro cutscene music for the demon that homophobes face in hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGflu3TbREo

Heard it as "young man, there's no place you can go" which seems to work.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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pseudorandom posted:

I'd probably venture into Tit Loans first, myself.

I'm more of an rear end World man, personally

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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I think it's the fact that "sack" is spelled differently each time. That's the bit that usually tips me over.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Bombadilillo posted:

Forgive him. For he knows not what he goose.

YES HE DOES

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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It's easiest just to skip the first page of any photoshop thread- someone always posts murder victim/kent state/starving toddler/Asian dude getting shot and everyone else posts "whoah" and "lol" and "all my 5's goon sir" as though that exact sequence of images isn't dragged out, in every photoshop thread, ever.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Wolfechu posted:

They've had some bad press recently.



I don't understand any of this image

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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From a million pages ago, but what sort of dickensian nonsense is a "lunch debt"!?

E: anger induced typos

Tree Bucket has a new favorite as of 01:56 on Oct 25, 2019

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Don Gato posted:

Oh look at the guy who's mom had enough money to make sure they had lunch every day, I bet you also had things like "breakfast" on a regular basis too.

Lead-free drinking water, too!

Really, the individual americans I know are lovely people, but get 330 million of you guys together and awful, awful things seem to happen.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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This is amazing, although my brain keeps blanking out at trying to perceive Shai-Hulud as prep/jock

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

In the spirit of No Nut November you should all look up "Coomer" so that you will have to know what I know

...on second thoughts, I will not google that.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Help, why is it that I can't remember my own kid's birthdays, but can remember that the horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scrongle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Stoatbringer posted:

Just change your kids' names to Horngus, Dongfish, Scrongle and Dillsack. Problem solved.

You've saved my marriage.

e: I only have two kids though

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Evilreaver posted:

They need middle names, don't they?

"scrongle dongfish" is magnificent, anyway

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Phy posted:

a dillsack (the nutte sac)

The Terminator is a dongfish, it all makes sense

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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csammis posted:

You Everyone should read Embassytown by China Miéville

Tree Bucket has a new favorite as of 09:55 on Dec 9, 2019

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Is this that Jojo programme I've been hearing about?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Kheldarn posted:

Megarule needs to be brought back.


I'm feeling incredibly upset by this meme.
You're going to lose your eye privileges at this rate.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Captain Splendid posted:

I don't know what hidden part of my brain is doing this but I can instinctively tell a legless lizard from a snake...

It's cool to think of that snake-recognition mental algorithm being passed down for generations of your ancestors, unused, and only re-awakening on contact with stronch lizard memes.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Gosh this makes me happy.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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The world needs more Christopher Tolkiens and fewer Brian Herberts.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Phlegmish posted:

Might catch flak for this, but a lot of those old British comedy sitcoms have aged poorly, even Blackadder didn't really hold up when I tried rewatching it recently.

Yeah, Blackadder turned out to be a lot better in my memory than on screen.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Knormal posted:

Shout-out to the metal-as-gently caress Amargasaurus though.


Look at that smirk! This fella knows what's up.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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This made me physically flinch, well done.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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His headset mic is in the shape of a regular handheld microphone, only really tiny.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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I can't remember who said it first, but the Silmarillion really should be titled "Feanor ruins everything"

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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I choose to believe this noble genius is a descendent of Nikola Tesla. Just with a slight change of spelling.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Hmm. Is the guy wearing a really baggy shirt, or does he have a really plump body with v/ spindly arms?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Memento posted:



Felt this one

shutup shutup shutup

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Detective No. 27 posted:

I regret not stealing any of those tiny sanitizer bottles on the last day of my old job. I just took some boxes of pens and a shitload of thumbtacks.

That is exactly the worst quantity of thumbtacks.

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