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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Invader Mat posted:

Would a friendly photoshop wizard please replace the guy in this photo



with this guy?



I would love you forever.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Taking a poo poo is like the best part of the day.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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It's okay son, you'll grow up someday.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Memento posted:

I assume you're setting someone up for a joke, but if not, sharks don't actually sleep. They have to keep swimming to get water across their gills otherwise they suffocate.

You apparently fell for the joke, the joke that didn't actually exist.

Also not really true about sharks having to swim continuously.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Here's to hoping 2018 will be the year of Classical rear end memes.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Scarf posted:

Good thing he's a Dr. too

Hopefully Dr. Mario can start a fundraising campaign in improve the lives of STROOP sufferers.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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vyelkin posted:

get this, after i use the real plate i put it inside a robot and the robot cleans it for me

That's some pretty wasteful robot use.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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They need to worry less about cuckolding, and more about withholding snacks from that wife.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Of course not. You need to be able to remember the original source material for the maymay to work.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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*he sighed as he uncorked his vial of bone-hurting juice*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Pfft, last panel should been about Jigs.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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What about things that corporatizes humans?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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twoday posted:

What about that that woman from the progressive ads? Can I want to gently caress her? Or is that also bad for some reason?



Yes, it's bad.

There's a reason the camera never gets closer than 10 feet to her.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Hey all you Flo lovers, enjoy this....















*dry heaves*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Is it throwing-grade?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I'll just pull out my velcro wallet to pay for this tall glass of milk I ordered in a fancy restaurant.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Shut your loving mouth! My grandfather didn't give his life in the The Mystical War of Underground Succession just so some some goblin shites can claim they need special treatment and should be let above ground. Those loving gobbos can gently caress right off back to the underground lair they came from. We give them caves, we give them grubs, for fucks sake they get free loving rags for christ sake. "Ohhhhh, we want respect. We don't want people casting hexes on us. DURRRRR!"

loving gobbos. Think just because they stopped stealing orphans that they can rise above their station. gently caress THAT! I see a gobbo, then daddies getting a new pair of goblin-skin boots.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Is that Young Indiana Jones.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Man, them Saudis are really into QuakeCON.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Jamesman posted:

He didn't. He got de-gloved at his factory job and, in order to save his hand from being amputated, they sewed it into his stomach until it regrew enough tissue to accept a skin graft.

Love Live the New Flesh

It was even weirder than that. After they put his hand into the stomach pouch, the existing belly flesh fused to the mangled hand. Then they cut off the belly flesh since it was now hand-flesh. So he got a tummy tuck out of it, as well as a new boxing glove hand. And apparently he's going to get more surgeries to refine the whole thing and give him fingers.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Jamesman posted:

Harambe was a garbage monkey. Whatever happened to that gorilla that Japanese women wanted to gently caress?

I'm sure some bored schoolteacher managed to gently caress him, and she's in zoo-jail until she gets out at which point they can start their life together.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Breetai posted:

The real question is what he was going to say after the word 'coverage'.

I am still just a rat in a cage.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Sue Eastside posted:

RC Cola is as good as Bepis

Not exactly a compliment.

That would be like a burger place saying "Our burgs are as good as Burger King!".

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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:nws: Oh Really? :nws:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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GenericOverusedName posted:

That's really inadequate support and has got to be uncomfortable as gently caress.

You seem to be confused about the purpose of a bikini.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I bet "Uncomfortable Titties" is one of Pornohubs most popular categories.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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*posts pictures of boobs in mammogram machine*

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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That drink is known as a Hot Tiddy.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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#wifesquack

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Nope.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

deny it all you want its still true

It's not even true in the example they provide.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Yes, explain this Festivus, to the rest of us.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I mean, that, and desalination is monumentally loving expensive.

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