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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Buy that brine cheap and start a pickle empire.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Fried Watermelon posted:

Nothing outside of your immediate area is rendered anyways

Look at this bitch who runs his reality with Culling set to =True.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Centipedes? In my vagina?

It's really, really, really, 110% more likely than you think.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Definitely morally inept though.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Yes that is the reference I was implying

You win a prize for getting jokes

Cool. PM me and we can set up shipping so you can send the prize my way. I sure hope it's that 15 piece dinnerware set from Crate and Barrel I've been hinting at.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Now post the stat-map about "What do you call the two end pieces on a loaf of bread?".

There's probably some weird southern area that always has a weird name for everything, like "Satans Kneepads" or "Dough-Enders" or some such other bullshit.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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No, the American one. No one cares what eurotrash thinks.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Safe driving, pupper.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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And then some guy "restored" it and basically ruined it.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Berry my dick at wounded nee.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Shoulda kept the Ramona characters age in step with the year.

Ramona Enters Junior High
Ramona Gets Finger-Blasted
Ramona Tries To Get Into Yale, But Has To Settle For Brown
Ramona Gets Married, Also Gonnorhea
Ramona Discovers Wine As A Daily Treat
Ramona Opens A Bead Store
Ramona Goes Bankrupt
Ramona Realizes Lube Is Now A Necessity, Not Just For Fun
Ramona Third Husband Dies
Ramona and The Hundred Cats
Ramona Shops For Catheters
Ramona Assaults Her Nurse
Ramona Prays For Death
Ramona Snuffs it

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Turpitude II posted:

Crash Bandicoot.

Woah.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Scaramouche posted:

I read somewhere that it happened in a small town and that's kind of the neighborhood friendly dogge who'd go around an mooch at several places, one of which was a construction yard where they had that bag of food and he just up and took it.

And for a few morsels of sweet kibble, that canine is going to spend the rest of his life on the run from Inspectdog Javairedale.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Why did Borat never do a parody of that called "It's Mai Wyfe".

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Caufman posted:

Ah. I see. Our solution will be to build the border wall around Canada, too.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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frankenfreak posted:

Of course there's no baby in the fourth panel... yet.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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DontMockMySmock posted:

And the NASA one sounds like an outright fabrication.

Naw man, we specially sent up Cosmonaut Grigori Fartov and celebrated space-chimp Professor Bananas, and when they got up there they were all "Hey, american comrades, MORE ICE THAN EVER!"

And then everyone down at mission control started doing the $5-Foot-Longs dance.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Wheany posted:

Dare you to post some fair and balanced memes

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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El Burbo posted:

Why does the Indian Ocean have such a low gravity?

I'm not sure if it's 100% understood, but the thought is that inner mantle of the earth and various strata layers of earth and rock aren't perfectly spherical or dense, and the least dense spot lies under the indian ocean. And with less density comes less gravity.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I deduce that these problems are trivial and instead choose to help the woman who somehow got into the boiler room and is throwing feces and telling everyone that they are "oval office whores" who should "die on a loving AIDS spike".

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Mogomra posted:

Hypothetically speaking, if a trans person decided to transition twice, would it be transphobic to call them by the name their parents gave them when looking at old pictures of them?

Asking for a friend.

If someone transitions twice, they are legally required to have a person follow them around who plays this whenever they say "I transitioned, twice."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I mean, go anywhere. You can probably buy those garbage can-cookies at gas stations, they're everywhere.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Blowjob on a Corncob*











*But actually a pumpkin.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Russel Crowe also turns into Mr Hyde in that movie by frowning harder and switching to a cockney accent.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Caufman posted:

I'm already wearing special underwear.

Everything cool in SLC?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bluemillion posted:

Okay we got a shipping chart for a goddamned penguin. That owns.

Can we nuke japan again, already?!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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How can I serve They People today?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Trabant posted:

I just found out that a steamed burger actually exists:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steamed_cheeseburger

Seymour was... unintentionally half-right? :psyduck:

White Castles whole thing is basically steamed burgers. They only grill one side, and let the steam cook the rest.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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It can be both.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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fishtobaskets posted:

This was my reaction when I found out Jim Nabors died (today)

I'm sure most people's reactions upon hearing this was "... really? I thought he died like 30 years ago."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Stex T posted:

Somewhere in some lonely corner of the internet, there is a 400 page thread devoted to discussing which version of Space Mountain in the best, and eventually it would degenerate into a gigantic flamewar, complete with Nazi comparisons and veiled threats of violence.

Imagineers did nothing wrong.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Much like "simpsons already did it", eventually all memes past present and future will be created as Simpsons memes, leading to the UrMeme that encapsulates the human experience in totality, after which no new memes will be needed or created.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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You're doing it wrong.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Zetsubou-san posted:

that scene where maggie shoots mr. burns except it's alabama and roy moore

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Not accurate enough.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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ol qwerty bastard posted:

Sharks have been around for even longer than dinosaurs, but they don't turn into oil because their skin is smooth (so instead of being crushed by layers of sediment, the sediment instead just slides right off)

No, they did become oil. Where do you think we get SmoothW30 weight motor oil?!?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Warbird posted:

We need more Clone High memes.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I always thought it was a creepy sad clown.



Or Ziggy.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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At Bed, Bath, and Beyond, in the assessories section.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I enjoyed Bill Nye more when he was playing drunken trash from Factoria, back when he was on Almost Live.

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