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Buy that brine cheap and start a pickle empire.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 22:44 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 20:28 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:Nothing outside of your immediate area is rendered anyways Look at this bitch who runs his reality with Culling set to =True.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 21:52 |
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Centipedes? In my vagina? It's really, really, really, 110% more likely than you think.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 10:57 |
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Definitely morally inept though.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 11:40 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Yes that is the reference I was implying Cool. PM me and we can set up shipping so you can send the prize my way. I sure hope it's that 15 piece dinnerware set from Crate and Barrel I've been hinting at.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 12:02 |
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Now post the stat-map about "What do you call the two end pieces on a loaf of bread?". There's probably some weird southern area that always has a weird name for everything, like "Satans Kneepads" or "Dough-Enders" or some such other bullshit.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 23:59 |
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No, the American one. No one cares what eurotrash thinks.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 00:11 |
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Safe driving, pupper.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 14:29 |
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And then some guy "restored" it and basically ruined it.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 10:47 |
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Berry my dick at wounded nee.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 08:59 |
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Shoulda kept the Ramona characters age in step with the year. Ramona Enters Junior High Ramona Gets Finger-Blasted Ramona Tries To Get Into Yale, But Has To Settle For Brown Ramona Gets Married, Also Gonnorhea Ramona Discovers Wine As A Daily Treat Ramona Opens A Bead Store Ramona Goes Bankrupt Ramona Realizes Lube Is Now A Necessity, Not Just For Fun Ramona Third Husband Dies Ramona and The Hundred Cats Ramona Shops For Catheters Ramona Assaults Her Nurse Ramona Prays For Death Ramona Snuffs it
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 10:38 |
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Turpitude II posted:Crash Bandicoot. Woah.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 13:46 |
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Scaramouche posted:I read somewhere that it happened in a small town and that's kind of the neighborhood friendly dogge who'd go around an mooch at several places, one of which was a construction yard where they had that bag of food and he just up and took it. And for a few morsels of sweet kibble, that canine is going to spend the rest of his life on the run from Inspectdog Javairedale.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 00:11 |
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Why did Borat never do a parody of that called "It's Mai Wyfe".
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 05:22 |
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Caufman posted:Ah. I see. Our solution will be to build the border wall around Canada, too.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 14:43 |
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frankenfreak posted:Of course there's no baby in the fourth panel... yet.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 14:53 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:And the NASA one sounds like an outright fabrication. Naw man, we specially sent up Cosmonaut Grigori Fartov and celebrated space-chimp Professor Bananas, and when they got up there they were all "Hey, american comrades, MORE ICE THAN EVER!" And then everyone down at mission control started doing the $5-Foot-Longs dance.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 22:34 |
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Wheany posted:Dare you to post some fair and balanced memes
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 11:58 |
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El Burbo posted:Why does the Indian Ocean have such a low gravity? I'm not sure if it's 100% understood, but the thought is that inner mantle of the earth and various strata layers of earth and rock aren't perfectly spherical or dense, and the least dense spot lies under the indian ocean. And with less density comes less gravity.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 08:39 |
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I deduce that these problems are trivial and instead choose to help the woman who somehow got into the boiler room and is throwing feces and telling everyone that they are "oval office whores" who should "die on a loving AIDS spike".
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 21:13 |
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Mogomra posted:Hypothetically speaking, if a trans person decided to transition twice, would it be transphobic to call them by the name their parents gave them when looking at old pictures of them? If someone transitions twice, they are legally required to have a person follow them around who plays this whenever they say "I transitioned, twice." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 00:27 |
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I mean, go anywhere. You can probably buy those garbage can-cookies at gas stations, they're everywhere.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 15:19 |
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Blowjob on a Corncob* *But actually a pumpkin.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 21:43 |
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Russel Crowe also turns into Mr Hyde in that movie by frowning harder and switching to a cockney accent.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 13:48 |
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Caufman posted:I'm already wearing special underwear. Everything cool in SLC?
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 01:22 |
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Bluemillion posted:Okay we got a shipping chart for a goddamned penguin. That owns. Can we nuke japan again, already?!
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 03:41 |
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How can I serve They People today?
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 04:31 |
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Trabant posted:I just found out that a steamed burger actually exists: White Castles whole thing is basically steamed burgers. They only grill one side, and let the steam cook the rest.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 05:42 |
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It can be both.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 04:54 |
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fishtobaskets posted:This was my reaction when I found out Jim Nabors died (today) I'm sure most people's reactions upon hearing this was "... really? I thought he died like 30 years ago."
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 20:48 |
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Stex T posted:Somewhere in some lonely corner of the internet, there is a 400 page thread devoted to discussing which version of Space Mountain in the best, and eventually it would degenerate into a gigantic flamewar, complete with Nazi comparisons and veiled threats of violence. Imagineers did nothing wrong.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 05:08 |
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Much like "simpsons already did it", eventually all memes past present and future will be created as Simpsons memes, leading to the UrMeme that encapsulates the human experience in totality, after which no new memes will be needed or created.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 07:25 |
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You're doing it wrong.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 07:40 |
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Zetsubou-san posted:that scene where maggie shoots mr. burns except it's alabama and roy moore
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 06:34 |
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Not accurate enough.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 07:00 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Sharks have been around for even longer than dinosaurs, but they don't turn into oil because their skin is smooth (so instead of being crushed by layers of sediment, the sediment instead just slides right off) No, they did become oil. Where do you think we get SmoothW30 weight motor oil?!?
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 09:44 |
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Warbird posted:We need more Clone High memes.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 07:03 |
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I always thought it was a creepy sad clown. Or Ziggy.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 10:46 |
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At Bed, Bath, and Beyond, in the assessories section.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 01:14 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 20:28 |
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I enjoyed Bill Nye more when he was playing drunken trash from Factoria, back when he was on Almost Live.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 20:17 |