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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Trees keep theirs inside

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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wyoming posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Hqa9jRSRA


Bacteria genetically altered to make you say "Yes."

I was saying "Boo-urns"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Blind Rasputin posted:

I’ve reread it and I think GogogadgetChris actually did a good job pulling some masterlevel Ken M trolling with the objective taste—>objective tastelessness bait and switch.

You know it works when it spurns three pages of quality dialogue.

I know I spurn this topic

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The Mexican place near me uses mozzarella

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The roadside hero for me was Commander Keen.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Nazis have been using Norse runes and mjollnir and whatnot as white supremacist symbols for decades and I think it's super important we remember that most of the Norse gods were pansexual or gay so it really needs to be taken over by the LGBTQ community.

Spread the word. Norse symbolism is loving queer as hell.

I'm a tiwaz-sexual because I do it one-handed

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Bertrand Hustle posted:

But is it a horse with man arms or a man with a horse head? this is important

These are exactly the impertinent, inappropriate questions that made them ask you to leave in the first place.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Pastry of the Year posted:

it's 1 in the morning and the sun is high in the sky

According to the clock on the shelf it's nearly three, so maybe that's the time and they just lost power an hour ago.

MariusLecter posted:

The digital clock reset from a power outage, the clock on the book shelf is about to hit 3pm.

Jesus Christ!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Roses are red, I'm drinking rum
endoplasmic reticulum

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Jul 13, 2004

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sandoz posted:

all these shitass sesame street edgelord memes and none about that loving creepy letter U with the luscious lips and eyes

Or the Humpty Dumpty with the hosed-up rictus grin that flexed as he spoke

Edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_EGK6IbEw

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Poldarn posted:

What's he mad at, that guy's sunken chest? His open neckline?

His confident embrace of life as an openly homosexual man, an inconceivable but deeply-desired state of affairs for the perennially closeted True.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Remember the Cartoon All Stars video that taught us to hate and shame drug addicts? And how the Chipmunks could identify street drugs on sight?

The 90s owned

"Aaaaaalvin!"
"Ah, poo poo!" Alvin exclaims, swallowing his roach.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I'm crying like a moron over my spaghetti and meatballs so this poo poo must be worth something

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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tithin posted:

I don't care if the art is bad, i don't care if the story is probably fake, this one hit me for some reason I can't put into words.

It got me too, but the art reminds me of those goblin comics so it's weird

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Kitfox88 posted:

all governmental candidates must publicly poo poo in a box to prove they are not robots

Manzoni for president

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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What a weird nut

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Data Graham posted:

The answer is because hating pineapple on pizza is a meme and people think it makes them funny.

Twenty years ago every mention of pizza in a cartoon or TV show would feature a joke about anchovies and how one person in the group would always order anchovies and ruin the pizza for everyone else.

I don't think I've even seen anchovies offered as a pizza topping since well before that futurama episode about them aired.

There is a stinky can of anchovies in the back of every pizza place. It's covered in seven layers of plastic wrap, and employees will put on double gloves to handle them. They've been there since before the most senior employee, and had been opened at some point in that mythic era that the place was a profitable restaurant. Nobody will ever throw them out, because they don't know what bad anchovies look and smell like. Worse, somehow?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Might be an Orderly Darren?

A Fastidious Frank

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I have a root beer from Wendy's right now. I think it's mug brand

Definitely tastes like Wintergreen.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Poniard posted:

Alexandria Gocasio-Cortez

Pokemon GOcasio to the Cortez

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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It is extremely swastikesque

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Pastry of the Year posted:

I read this in the "there's a wasp on your shoulder DON'T MOVE" tone and mode of voice

Where?!? Where?!?! Get it off me!!!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I've been known to enjoy one after a long day, here's a selfie


Ooh haven't seen a kliban in years

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

My parents had two or three of the books in a shelf gathering dust when I was growing up. It sure made it a more surreal time.

My parents had dusty old Klibans on the attic bookshelf! I remember they got embarrassed when I told a joke from one.

Tit watt.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I read some sample pages from the vending machine one.

It sucks!

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Jul 13, 2004

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That macro always looks like hes keeping his bisexual partner from flirting with a woman and loving up what they have together.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Jesus christ theres some broke brain people in this thread.

Well I know what it's *meant* to portray, I just personally find the wandering-eyed bi member of a gay couple to be a humorous read.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Didn't the Legions have a pretty powerful position re: the leadership of Rome? Like, they usually put them into office and took them out violently if they weren't big fans. Killing almost all of them seems like a good way to get sacked.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Kitfox88 posted:

Was the actor recently arrested or something

Another sicko sending piccos

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Decrepus posted:

Yeah maybe if your meme Occam

hahaha

Screaming Idiot posted:

No, insanity wolf is stuff like "DO COCAINE/gently caress RAZORBLADES" or some lolwacky edgelord stuff, these are surreal but maintain a clever logic which elevate them.

That's good, by the way. You post good. Thank you.

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Jul 13, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0x7CN7NhS8

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Erin go Bye? Yes? No?

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bunnyofdoom posted:

what the actual gently caress.


Why does Joel McHale not have a tv show to make fun of that anymore?

Haha I promptly forgot that show existed after the arduous trailer. What a sad rebound. Did McHale believe Jeff Winger wasn't the rear end in a top hat butt of the joke most of the time, not the favoured POV character?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Proteus Jones posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about?


The Great Outdoors, where McHale was playing right-headed white dude surrounded by millennial stereotypes.

Brawnfire
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Proteus Jones posted:

I had to look that one up, since I missed it when it was on. I apparently dodged a bullet.

You did! It sounded so much like a description of the show I was amazed someone had watched it. I didn't realize it described previous shows of his too, I first saw him in Community as a takedown of the archetype.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

My mom had a few Pern books laying around and one time when I was 8 I spent a whole home sick from school day reading the one that's just about the first colonists establishing themselves on the planet and it seemed really wonderful grounded science fiction up till the end when the dragons are introduced.

Literally my experience. It felt like StarCraft a tiny bit, with a modular colony setting down and figuring out this weird planet.

Then the dragons were like, eh, ok, but let's find out more bout this weird alien threat!

Or just keep feeding rocks to dragons and loving... That's an option...

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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It's telephone dammit

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Jul 13, 2004

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

That's Feierhund, it's okay though common mistake

You beat me by a second. A seconddd

Edit: more like two or three minutes, but still

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Jul 13, 2004

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Well now it's "milkshake! Duck!"

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