PYF Memes: Mime porn is when they're stuck in an invisible wash machine

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Breetai posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzKDmS0zAPo

Transcendent.

Anyone who was alive in the 80s and has any appreciation for ironic/clever mashups should really check Neil's CDs out. Not everything works but there are some real gems scattered around. A quick personal hilights list:

Mouth Sounds:
Vivid Memories Turn to Fantasies, Will Smith's Men In Black recut around one of the lyrics
Daft Mouth, HBFS and the other Smash Mouth song
Mullet with Butterfly Wings, easily the highlight of this first CD and one of Neil's most successful mashups overall

Mouth Silence:
Rollercloser, another entry into the mismatched lyrics/music projects
Pokemon, Jackson 5's I Want You
Back with news reporters and politicians awkwardly talking about vidya gaems
Crocodile Chop, Crocodile Rock + Chop Suey = why does this work whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Piss, mostly Tubthumping with 100 other songs thrown in, basically a Jock Jam but it's actually interesting
There's also a bunch of Smash Mouth stuff hidden throughout the album, going as far as messing around with the file creation date to be the day before All Star was released.

Mouth Moods: (easily the strongest of the 3)
Floor Corn, another entry into the mismatched lyrics/music projects
Annoyed Grunt, just a bunch of stuff piled together, similar to Piss from his previous album
Bustin', Ghostbusters recut to be explicitly about loving ghosts instead of just implicitly like the original
Tiger, Eye of the Tiger recut to be about a tiger man doing tiger things tiger
The End, another entry into the mismatched lyrics/music projects
T.I.M.E., YMCA lyrics over swelling Inception orchestration
Wallspin, Wonderwall + Spin Me Right Round = dancing?
Wow Wow, Will Smith's Wild Wild West cut up to be about bums
Mouth Pressure, Queen and David Bowie and All Star oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 11:07

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:30

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Who What Now posted:

Dan Harmon is in his 60s or something.

Mid 40s, think that makes him an old Gen X.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 10:44

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Elysiume posted:

"American" names for a baseball game.

And so the custom name list file for my XCOM install grows yet again.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 08:32

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

TopHatGenius posted:

Beautiful. I just started a new campaign so now I need to do this.

So far I've got the baseball team, the two Key and Peels "East vs West" skits, and all the names from that one MST3K episode, about 137 names. But I didn't even know we had a Stupid Names thread, that poo poo is over 200 pages. Gonna take a while to work through all that...

# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 09:08

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Took me a second to remember how knights move, good one!

# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 07:07

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Randaconda posted:

Scottish Twitter owns

I'm watching Broadchurch right now and hearing all these flow smoothly through my mind without having to pause for translation is freaking me out man.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 09:29

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

The Bloop posted:

Those were fun until the joke died at the end there

Distorted Sarah Silverman still hot.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 10:20

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Joe the Strummer posted:

Notice that Superintendent Chalmers take one out bite of his steamed ham, but when he shows to Seymour that they are obviously grilled, it is a full unbitten patty.

There are five variations of that clip in the meme thread every day and this bugs me about every single one of them :argh:

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 08:05

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PCZSkCO.png

# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 11:04

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Thread, bring me your finest Dead Daddy Bush memes please.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 10:04

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Elevator Screamer posted:

Never been a big fan of the New Order

What the gently caress

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 10:34

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-jSymE76o

# ¿ Feb 9, 2019 09:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

BillyC posted:

https://i.imgur.com/n0sSrE2.jpg

"Today is a great day to kill."
-God

# ¿ May 10, 2019 09:25

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

The real Game of Thrones were the memes we made along the way

I know, a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters, but this actually bothered me :mad:

# ¿ May 26, 2019 09:57

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

Japan sucks

Counterpoint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQq9iPeN4vU&t=2744s

# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 09:05

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Sleeveless posted:

"job"
"kissed"
"name"
"owned"

Why yes I do work in infosec, why do you ask?

# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 10:53

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

this_picture_is_looking_at_me_and_i_dont_like_it.jpg

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 10:00

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Happy Holidays my chonky friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqX3UNAUeA

# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 18:59

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^

, and don't let those dicks at AutoZone tell you any different!

Very randomly noticed this earlier today, I thought it was, well...

edit:
OHNO I ruined it by making this very post

# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 01:59

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

The Long Kiss Goodnight gets a regular playing around Christmas time here as well.

Still remember seeing that poo poo in theaters. Sammy J can always carry an entire film by himself when he wants to.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 11:12

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4I8cmS5Idk

# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 09:49

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

The ring is the cycle of abuse visited upon poors, who then turn around and vote GOP because Thanks Obama^{^TM}

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 22:35

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 19:04

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

I'm in this picture and I loving hate it :smith:

# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 17:26

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Kheldarn posted:

Spent a few seconds thinking you really hosed up Groverhouse before I saw it.

RareAcumen posted:

The Virgin Goblin VS the Chad Brad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc

# ¿ Apr 23, 2020 09:19

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/cura_chan/status/1600509896268603401

# ¿ Dec 8, 2022 21:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

That was easy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bjDrg5q7ZY&t=57s

Reposting some old classics:

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https://bukk.it/caffeine.gif
https://bukk.it/nangnangnang.gif
https://bukk.it/sad-keanu.jpg
https://bukk.it/9000.gif
https://bukk.it/abe-vigoda.jpg
https://bukk.it/airbag-accomplished.jpg
https://bukk.it/anteater.jpg
https://bukk.it/applause.gif
https://bukk.it/argue-morgan.jpg

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 05:12

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

BonHair posted:

This kinda happened to me one time, I'm a very bad kisser, so our teeth knocked together and mine broke and landed in her mouth. She was a bit alarmed, but this particular tooth had already been glued on a few times, so I was pretty chill about it.

Post/avatar combo on point.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 14:15

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 19:34

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 05:39

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tree Bucket posted:

The ole reverse Excalibur.
Rubilacxe?

http://rubila.cx :hist101:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 06:31

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dunno, in a mood.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 08:54

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Heath posted:

How many of these things are specific to Midwestern PE? We had all of these when I was growing up but I meet people from other places who never did matball or the parachute thing

Went to elementary school in a suburb of Houston, I got everything but the rolling cart things, probably because even in the 80s people realized what a finger death trap they were.

Heath posted:

The rolling boards kicked rear end

Aw man

# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 18:21

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

They could really use that new computer

Man those Learn To Code billboards go back further than I thought :corsair:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 20:39

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CPColin posted:

Always the meme thread

Cartoon Man posted:

One of my college professors (this would have been in the early 00's) didn't know how to tell the grading machine to read both sides of these things, so he told us all we had to buy 2 so he could just scan the first side twice :doh:

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 08:39 on Aug 14, 2023

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 07:06

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 01:03

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

It's brutal enough in north Texas that the news had to assure everyone that this wasn't statistically hotter than summers past.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 19:37

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

maybealabia posted:

Using up all the posting slots and never adding Geno

i got u fam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQO2wEJefjM

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 06:13

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

generatrix posted:

The "can't hear dialogue" thing isn't just people getting old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYJtb2YXae8

I like how the sound mixer he interviews says they can't just turn the dialogue up, it's not that easy. Yes you can, yes it is. You can make explosions and gunshots sound loud compared to other sounds, not just speech :argh:

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 15:22

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:30

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CPColin posted:

Those panels should be in the opposite order and "you" should be "ye", hth

Grassy Knowles posted:

In the garbage so you can replace it with a mother of pearl knob

Pearl? Get on my level you absolute audio scrub I actually feel sorry for you if you don't have one of these:

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Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 18:06 on Aug 16, 2023

# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 17:59

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