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What does Death do when it's out and about, and can you kiss Death?
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May 1, 2017 14:27
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C-Euro posted:What does Death do when it's out and about, and can you kiss Death? It looks like Death is basically the policeman of the graveyard - an added danger/punishment for being out too late.
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May 1, 2017 16:10
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The only kiss you get from that guy is the Kiss of Death.
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May 1, 2017 18:29
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Sounds like a good time.
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May 1, 2017 18:31
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ChorpSaway posted:The only kiss you get from that guy is the Kiss of Death. Metaphorically or literally? Or do you mean the mediocre David Caruso flick from 1995?
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May 1, 2017 18:39
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ChorpSaway posted:The only kiss you get from that guy is the Kiss of Death. Lame, but also thank you for finishing the alley-oop I threw up there.
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May 1, 2017 19:24
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ChorpSaway posted:The only kiss you get from that guy is the Kiss of Death. Does he actually kiss you if he catches you? It would pretty much be the best thing ever if there was a 2spooky version of the kiss fanfare and Chorps just drops dead at the end. "Domo!"
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May 1, 2017 20:10
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And More posted:Metaphorically or literally? Or do you mean the mediocre David Caruso flick from 1995? FunkMonkey posted:Does he actually kiss you if he catches you? It would pretty much be the best thing ever if there was a 2spooky version of the kiss fanfare and Chorps just drops dead at the end. I'll make a bonus video about it, where I show off unique game overs and stuff.
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May 2, 2017 03:17
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C-Euro posted:What does Death do when it's out and about, and can you kiss Death?
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May 2, 2017 04:20
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ChorpSaway posted:I'll make a bonus video about it, where I show off unique game overs and stuff. Man, my storm clouds are already turning into quavers. I can tell.  Scalding Coffee posted:Depending on the language setting, you might get the French kiss of death. I assume there is no Eskimo language setting. 
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May 2, 2017 06:32
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Chorps, what pattern do I have to wait through in order to get your kiss?
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May 2, 2017 14:49
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That sounds like something that would be actual mythology in this kiss-based world. Young or old, rich or poor, popular or not, the Lover's Tree knows that all who live have at least one kiss waiting for them at the end.
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May 2, 2017 20:02
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I wonder how anime will feel learning that her dad likes kissing little boys.
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May 3, 2017 06:45
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Leal posted:I wonder how anime will feel learning that her dad likes kissing little boys. Basically everybody and everything in this town likes kissing little boys, with so far the exceptions of Anime and the Grim Reaper.
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May 3, 2017 06:53
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Ratoslov posted:Basically everybody and everything in this town likes kissing little boys, with so far the exceptions of Anime and the Grim Reaper.
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May 3, 2017 07:07
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FractalSandwich posted:Come to think of it, have we ever seen Anime and the Grim Reaper in the same place at the same time? Anime is death!
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May 3, 2017 18:21
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White Coke posted:Anime is death! Anime is blood
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May 3, 2017 18:35
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Anime was a mistake.
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May 3, 2017 20:03
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Did the same people behind little king's story make this previously?
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May 3, 2017 20:11
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Crabtree posted:Did the same people behind little king's story make this previously? Chulip and Little King's Story have the same director and designer.
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May 3, 2017 20:55
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God, this is such a bizarre game. No matter how many times I watch the videos I can't retain any of the information. Like, I just recently noticed that the thumbnail has been changing. That's how bad it's been.
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May 9, 2017 16:55
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Scalding Coffee posted:I was hoping for a good streaking like with Saints Row, but it was not meant to be. Does anything noteworthy happen if you talk to anyone else while naked? Apart from getting in trouble with the law, that is.
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May 9, 2017 23:39
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Cockmaster posted:Does anything noteworthy happen if you talk to anyone else while naked? Apart from getting in trouble with the law, that is. There are some lines that you can only get if you talk to them while naked but the only other purpose besides kissing Turtle Boy is to get a crime stamp for it.
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May 10, 2017 00:53
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Let me guess: there is a kiss that requires a crime stamp. Because we need to prove we're a bad boy.
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May 10, 2017 12:36
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Well remember that the police officer hasn't really had any plot since he explained the crime stamps...
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May 10, 2017 14:27
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marshmallow creep posted:Let me guess: there is a kiss that requires a crime stamp. Because we need to prove we're a bad boy. I'm predicting that you need them all to get arrested by the cop, who will be so loving stoked at finally getting a collar that it'll be smoochin' time.
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May 10, 2017 20:18
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FunkMonkey posted:I'm predicting that you need them all to get arrested by the cop, who will be so loving stoked at finally getting a collar that it'll be smoochin' time. Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me...
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May 11, 2017 15:57
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The long lips of the law.
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May 11, 2017 18:47
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 UPDATE TIME!  Today, young Chorps returns to his quest to recover all of the items in the Love Letter Set, and his mission leads him straight to Funny Bone City. At the farthest point from Long Life Town that he can go, Chorps is given another task by a teacher... Characters Introduced This Episode  Ad Balloon A girl floating near the Funny Bone Factory. She's trying to fly away from the area, but she can't get enough air. The higher-ups at the factory have decided that her stunts are equivalent to advertisement for them.
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May 14, 2017 18:25
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4 Kyuurself teach. Of all the kissable characters, Ad Balloon is the hardest hitter in the game. I think she kicks for 25 hearts, which made her terrifying when I tried to kiss her at a lower level. The two heaviest penalties in the game on the same screen and not even Death hits that hard if you failed kissing him a few times. The faces of the factory workers are the best.
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May 15, 2017 01:22
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It's a common face drawn with Japanese characters that shows up in a lot of things.
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May 15, 2017 01:26
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Holy poo poo 30 vacation days a year? Sign me the gently caress up.
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May 15, 2017 22:08
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UPDATE TIME!  Today, thanks to our incredible recruitment skills, the bigwigs at the Funny Bone Factory have given us an opportunity to tour the factory! With our comic book in hand and a lot of time to waste, young Chorps finds himself deep in the heart of capitalism, but what he finds may not match what he saw in the advertisements... Characters Introduced Last Episode That I Forgot to Introduce  Mr. Saito A retired teacher who now lives outside Funny Bone Factory. He is well-versed in many martial arts and board games. He wants to see Poor Boy climb the corporate ladder. Characters Introduced This Episode  Box Man A philosophical man who lives in a box. He would love to talk about life with someone. Maybe you can get him to open up?  Robot King An old-school robot toy who commands other toys. He enjoys talking walks late at night.  Mecha Yodzilla The robotic older brother to Yodzilla, though he's not much bigger. It seems he's gotten several enhancements thanks to his time at the factory, including a new roar.  Jigsaw A kid with a puzzle piece for a head. He feels like he's missing something in life, maybe someone can help him feel whole. Waffleman_ posted:It's a common face drawn with Japanese characters that shows up in a lot of things. The name of this thing explains a lot of the names at the factory, huh. The more you know.
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May 21, 2017 19:05
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Looks like we are going to sneak around with Solid Snake in order to kiss him. What was that train driver doing with those hand signals?
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May 22, 2017 00:57
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Scalding Coffee posted:Looks like we are going to sneak around with Solid Snake in order to kiss him. Train operators on some lines in Japan will (would?) use semaphore signals like that to communicate with operators and customers, like arrival/departure, etc. There's a lot of pointing in particular. It's just an exaggerated demonstration of that. Funny Bone Factory wasn't very funny
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May 22, 2017 14:44
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FunkMonkey posted:Funny Bone Factory wasn't very funny Just like hitting your funny bone.
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May 22, 2017 16:57
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UPDATE TIME!  Today, little Chorps was given a letter to deliver during his last shift, so he's taking the day off in order to pass it along! That's not all he'll do on his short vacation to Scarecrow Field though, as there are many kisses to discover there, and at least one of them will provide and fantastic quality-of-life improvement. We also get a small glimpse at the next Love Letter Set mission and help a man find companionship in a common hobby. Characters Introduced This Episode  Mrs. Iwata A retired teacher who now lives in Scarecrow Field. She's a UFO enthusiast and interested in extraterrestrial life. She wants you to believe, too.  Scarecrow The titular scarecrow of Scarecrow Field. He used to be an important figure within Funny Bone Factory, but has since retired. He'd love to know what his friends are up to.  Miss Clam A lady living in a clam shell. She seems a little under the weather, and she has difficulty opening up. Maybe you could do something to warm her up first.  Target A rich guy who's under fire from a Sniper. He's scared to go out, but he also really needs to use the bathroom.  Sniper An assassin out to kill Target. He has incredible accuracy and range, so be careful around him. He won't let his guard down when he's looking down his scope.  20 Year Old Guy A young man. It's unknown why he sits out like that all day, but maybe if you pass by him very carefully...  Man Spider A spider with a face on its abdomen. Is that his true face, or merely a decoy to attract victims? No one's quite sure.
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May 28, 2017 18:31
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What kinda peaceful city has a trained assassin shooting anyone that comes within a farming district?
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May 28, 2017 18:54
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After the disappointment of the previous episode having no kisses and being a normal work day, this one made up for it in spades. The addition of  was a super bonus!
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May 28, 2017 18:57
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Highwang posted:What kinda peaceful city has a trained assassin shooting anyone that comes within a farming district?
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May 29, 2017 00:41
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