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Luvcow: One day nearer spring

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:36

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# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:48

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

cda posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:50

FactsAreUseless

"Gaaarfeeeeellllmp," I say, clawing my way along the ground, leaving a sticky red trail behind me. "Gorffaaaaaalllllllnnnngggggg. What d-d-did you do t-t-to me, Graaaaallllffflllaaaand?" My left arm is already changing, becoming as limp and useless as my legs. I can feel my flesh tenderizing. I can smell spices. Tomato. "Girflm, grrrfllllllll" I mutter through sticky lips, my left eye sliding out on hot melted cheese. "Whdydouuuuudooooooo, whdyoudo, whdyyoooooo?"

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:54

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Gaaarfeeeeellllmp," I say, clawing my way along the ground, leaving a sticky red trail behind me. "Gorffaaaaaalllllllnnnngggggg. What d-d-did you do t-t-to me, Graaaaallllffflllaaaand?" My left arm is already changing, becoming as limp and useless as my legs. I can feel my flesh tenderizing. I can smell spices. Tomato. "Girflm, grrrfllllllll" I mutter through sticky lips, my left eye sliding out on hot melted cheese. "Whdydouuuuudooooooo, whdyoudo, whdyyoooooo?"

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:54

FutonForensic

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:59

FactsAreUseless

"Today, I want to talk to discuss Lyman. Can we do that?"

"I don't want to talk about that."

"Please. Tell me about him. How long has it been since you saw Lyman?"

"I don't 'see' anyone. I told you. Lyman's real. He lives in my house. He has a dog."

"Jon, that's your dog. His name is Odie. You adopted him from a special-needs animal rescue, remember?"

"No, Lyman brought him. Before he left. Lyman left, and he left Odie with me."

"Mm-hmm. And why did Lyman leave?"

"I don't know."

"Jon, why did Lyman leave?"

"I don't know! I don't know!"

"Jon, this is going to help you. You have to confront these invented fears."

"He's real, dammit! Lyman's real! He's going to come back!"

"Why is he going to come back, Jon?"

"I... I did something. Something bad. That's why Lyman left. But he's going to come back. To make... to make me pay for it."

"What did you do, Jon?"

"..."

"Jon, did Lyman make you do something?"

"..."

"Jon?"

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:59

FutonForensic

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:10

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Today, I want to talk to discuss Lyman. Can we do that?"

"I don't want to talk about that."

"Please. Tell me about him. How long has it been since you saw Lyman?"

"I don't 'see' anyone. I told you. Lyman's real. He lives in my house. He has a dog."

"Jon, that's your dog. His name is Odie. You adopted him from a special-needs animal rescue, remember?"

"No, Lyman brought him. Before he left. Lyman left, and he left Odie with me."

"Mm-hmm. And why did Lyman leave?"

"I don't know."

"Jon, why did Lyman leave?"

"I don't know! I don't know!"

"Jon, this is going to help you. You have to confront these invented fears."

"He's real, dammit! Lyman's real! He's going to come back!"

"Why is he going to come back, Jon?"

"I... I did something. Something bad. That's why Lyman left. But he's going to come back. To make... to make me pay for it."

"What did you do, Jon?"

"..."

"Jon, did Lyman make you do something?"

"..."

"Jon?"

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:14

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:20

Piso Mojado

lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:26

FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:27

FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:37

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Luvcow posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:47

Macnult

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:51

Macnult

Luvcow posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:52

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Mar 14, 2017

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# ? Mar 14, 2017 00:01

Elusif

lol

# ? Mar 14, 2017 00:39

cda: by Hand Knit

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# ? Mar 14, 2017 01:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

DCT was nermal before he left for abu dhabi

# ? Mar 14, 2017 02:04

vanisher

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# ? Mar 14, 2017 03:24

vanisher

# ? Mar 14, 2017 03:33

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cda posted:

lmao

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# ? Mar 14, 2017 04:19

cda: by Hand Knit

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# ? Mar 14, 2017 15:39

google THIS

This Entire Thread posted:

# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:12

the unabonger

# ? Mar 14, 2017 18:28

City of Glompton

google THIS posted:

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Mar 14, 2017 20:04

Android Blues

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Gaaarfeeeeellllmp," I say, clawing my way along the ground, leaving a sticky red trail behind me. "Gorffaaaaaalllllllnnnngggggg. What d-d-did you do t-t-to me, Graaaaallllffflllaaaand?" My left arm is already changing, becoming as limp and useless as my legs. I can feel my flesh tenderizing. I can smell spices. Tomato. "Girflm, grrrfllllllll" I mutter through sticky lips, my left eye sliding out on hot melted cheese. "Whdydouuuuudooooooo, whdyoudo, whdyyoooooo?"

# ? Mar 14, 2017 21:41

Android Blues

i literally cant stop thinking about this post

also

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Mar 14, 2017 21:42

FactsAreUseless

Android Blues posted:

i literally cant stop thinking about this post

Classic Garfieldian body horror.

# ? Mar 14, 2017 21:55

deep dish peat moss

FactsAreUseless posted:

"Gaaarfeeeeellllmp," I say, clawing my way along the ground, leaving a sticky red trail behind me. "Gorffaaaaaalllllllnnnngggggg. What d-d-did you do t-t-to me, Graaaaallllffflllaaaand?" My left arm is already changing, becoming as limp and useless as my legs. I can feel my flesh tenderizing. I can smell spices. Tomato. "Girflm, grrrfllllllll" I mutter through sticky lips, my left eye sliding out on hot melted cheese. "Whdydouuuuudooooooo, whdyoudo, whdyyoooooo?"

Luvcow posted:

# ? Mar 15, 2017 03:11

Ace of Baes

# ? Mar 15, 2017 05:14

Ace of Baes

# ? Mar 15, 2017 05:17

Ace of Baes

# ? Mar 15, 2017 05:29

Scaly Haylie

Ace of Baes posted:

# ? Mar 15, 2017 07:40

cda: by Hand Knit

Ace of Baes posted:

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# ? Mar 15, 2017 14:43

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lasagne but with weed butter?

# ? Mar 15, 2017 16:08

cda: by Hand Knit

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# ? Mar 16, 2017 01:11

vanisher

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# ? Mar 16, 2017 02:35

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:36

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

vanisher posted:

my frown has flanished

# ? Mar 16, 2017 02:38

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