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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
how do you view the world?

i think it kind of sucks but there is weed, boobs, the Internet and something awful dot com so it's kind of ok

what do y'all think

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Still alot of drinks that I aint drunk
Lots a pretty thoughts that i aint thunk
Lord theres still so many lonely girls
In this best of all possible worlds

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
are you familiar with the works of Voltaire, OP? :smug:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
:gas: it.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
:justpost:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
last night i dreamt that maybe the real method to seize the means of production in a world full of anti-gun, 'fraid of dying pussies is actually just to become the means of production again and watch as the ships from china come over with wares no one wants to buy, until one day they stop coming, and one day all those barterin' backyard craftsman can eat and buy ammunition again

just find a way to command a population of 310 million through carefully chosen words so that they no longer buy products from large companies, and those individuals with a trade become the only one profiting in their respective towns

i have seen the mountain top though i may not get there with ya-

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I think multiculturalism is a failed experiment and we would all be a lot happier with no internet and a ban on international travel.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

That Robot posted:

how do you view the world?

i think it kind of sucks but there is weed, boobs, the Internet and something awful dot com so it's kind of ok

what do y'all think

pretty much this. it would be cool if everyone would just chill the gently caress out, but hey what are you gonna do :shrug:

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


i awake disappointed every morning that an undetected asteroid 1,000 miles across did not slam into our world killing everyone.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Nooner posted:

pretty much this. it would be cool if everyone would just chill the gently caress out, but hey what are you gonna do :shrug:

On a chill day, those with no chill strike

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAGENje0zRk

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Don't worry, be happy.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
I saw a lady wearing a carpet over her head the ther day and thought to myself, "drat religion makes people do some weird stuff"

So yeah without religion we could realize out human potential, until then we gonna die. :(


EDIT: It was actually a Jewish guy wearing a funny hat with a weird haircut and beard.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

lmao where did you find this? That guy comes in and does karaoke at my neighborhood bar sometimes.

The bar he is shooting this outside of is like the worst one in the area and always full of shitheads lol

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Nooner posted:

lmao where did you find this? That guy comes in and does karaoke at my neighborhood bar sometimes.

The bar he is shooting this outside of is like the worst one in the area and always full of shitheads lol

what is it like to have felt the ambiance of a god

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Shaquin posted:

what is it like to have felt the ambiance of a god

he is funny as gently caress, he will just like stop singing the lyrics and improv insults about people in the bar in the middle of the song and its actually really good

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
dont dox me

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

he is funny as gently caress, he will just like stop singing the lyrics and improv insults about people in the bar in the middle of the song and its actually really good

I didnt know he was like a real dude. I thought he was an actor in someone elses clip. Thats so cool

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
People measure happiness in $$ because happiness is hard to quantify and that ain't right.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my views run paralell to the views of the band rage against thebmachine op

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

he is funny as gently caress, he will just like stop singing the lyrics and improv insults about people in the bar in the middle of the song and its actually really good

he's not very good at twitter though

https://twitter.com/perrykurtz

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
All I can smell is moles' asses!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


the reality:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceClown posted:

the reality:


gently caress off

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

SpaceClown posted:

he's not very good at twitter though

https://twitter.com/perrykurtz

lol drat, dude is no Lowtax thats for sure

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
latin lawn twink spurns lumpy midwest flannel trash

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
if he applied his stage comedy to his tweets he'd be GOAT imo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm against it

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SpaceClown posted:

the reality:


Shaquin posted:

latin lawn twink spurns lumpy midwest flannel trash

lol

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
this, but more nuanced

my worldview op:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmCvdY4NZQ

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

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